r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Billionaire Not Resistance

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u/255001434 3d ago

Holy shit, that is an epic level of delusional if he thinks he's the underdog fighting against power. He could be trolling for all we know, because this is just too stupid.

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u/GolfIll564 3d ago

I absolutely believe he thinks he’s the hero of the story

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u/DilithiumCrystalMeth 3d ago

Elon believes he is the savior of humanity and will lead us to mars because his dad named him after a character in a sci-fi book written by a nazi.

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u/DominicB547 3d ago

Vivian his trans daughter told Hassan Piker that the Mars things is a complete farce.

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u/telerabbit9000 3d ago

we wont "need" planetary colonization until 400,000 years from now.
and civilization as we know it is only 4,000 years old.
and we're going to exhaust all raw materials in 400 years.
if climate change doesnt cause a catastrophe in 40 years.

meanwhile, why not "colonize" the Sahara or the antarctic. it has atmosphere, survivable temperature, no UV rays, water source. colonizing mars 395,000 years too early is a wasteful error.

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u/Dahlgro 3d ago

Why 400,000 year? (I'm just curious hehe)

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u/telerabbit9000 2d ago

the hard deadline is around 500000 yrs from now, when Sun has increased in luminosity and started cooking off the oceans.

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u/Dahlgro 2d ago edited 2d ago

dude, there will barely be any difference in 500k years, in 1 BILLION years the luminosity will be about 10% higher.

At that point it will probably be uninhabitable for most organisms on earth (especially humans, but there is no way "we" are alive then and if by some extreme miracle humans are, I would not consider them human anymore by a long shot)

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u/telerabbit9000 1d ago

ok, so I was giving us leeway of factor of 1000. instead of 500,000,000yr, I was saying 500,000yr.

I didnt want to tell the humans the real deadline, because they always leave everything till the last minute.

It will be 499,999,995 AD and, finally, United Earth Congress will pass a budget for a Space Exploration Fact-Finding Study Blue-Ribbon Committee, but it will be too late.