r/creepy 1d ago

In 1966, two Brazilian men were found dead on a hill, wearing matching suits and lead eye masks. A note in one pocket read, “Be at the agreed place at 4:30. Take capsules after the effect, protect metals, await signal.” No cause of death was ever found.

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Was just reading more about this the other day—there’s a full article that goes into all the wild details if anyone’s curious.

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u/Profanic_Bird 1d ago

I am going out on a limb here and guess they probably died from the capsules (of cyanide or similar) after noticing the effect of <insert thing here>.

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u/turdfergusonRI 1d ago

$50 it was after a solar eclipse

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u/mistergrape 1d ago

It's always after a solar eclipse.

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u/JesusThDvl 1d ago

…of my heart. 🧛🏻‍♂️

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u/Laijou 1d ago

Turn around, bright eyes....

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u/Readman31 1d ago

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely

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u/PrincessGump 1d ago

And you’re never coming round.

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u/begynnelse 1d ago

Creepy doll, a window, and what looks like a bathrobe

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u/heylook_itsalex 1d ago

Then a dim lit shot of dangling balls?

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u/TossACookie 1d ago

Turn around, bright lead eyes….

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u/turdfergusonRI 1d ago

Every now and then I fall apa-

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u/Koil_ting 1d ago

There's an axe murderer in the back of the Jeep!

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u/seakitten 1d ago

hahahaha you ever narwhal the bacon? Ever pet a doggo? Story time! Redditor here...

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u/JesusThDvl 1d ago

Narwhal the bacon! Que?

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u/eastbayweird 1d ago

The narwhal bacons at midnight.

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u/Kadavermarch 17h ago

That gave me a pregnant.

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u/MutantHippie 1d ago

Didn't happen until November that year. Total eclipse went through a city called Bage and a few other places.

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u/protostar777 1d ago

No solar eclipses in August 1966

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u/bunkscudda 1d ago

The Perseid meteor shower in 1966 peaked around August 12th.

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u/turdfergusonRI 1d ago

Fucking astronomy reddit. Y’all are in the shadows everywhere. love it.

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u/freekoout 1d ago

They have to be in the shadows. Hard to look at the stars in the daylight.

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u/anal_opera 1d ago

I know of at least 1 star that's much easier to see in the daylight.

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u/Puffycatkibble 1d ago

Could this star be starring in some sort of derrier theater, /u/anal_opera?

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u/beaveman1 1d ago

So is Uranus

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u/turdfergusonRI 1d ago

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u/The_Scarred_Man 1d ago

Thank you for contributing to the degeneracy of the internet

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u/anothergigglemonkey 1d ago

You only ever see it in the daylight. You can't see it at night.

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u/Brock_Danger 1d ago

But shadows only happen during the day when there are no stars

Ohh but night is basically one big shadow okay it checks out

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u/Penguin_Rapist_ 1d ago

I’d argue there’s a star during the day possibly

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u/Brock_Danger 1d ago

Ohhh right. Yep. 👍

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u/queenofcaffeine76 1d ago

A quick Google search suggests that the sun would've set around 17:45 so maybe meeting at 16:30 to set up or prepare?

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u/hoplias 1d ago

Wild life expert here.

August 1966 was the uphill invasion of the species hoplias lacerdae that devastated a chunk of land species.

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u/turdfergusonRI 1d ago

cinema expert here, August 1966 saw the release of Fantastic Voyage. For over 3 decades 20th Century (and once 20th Century Fox) Studios have been trying to find a way to get this film remade and they just cannot crack the script.

Here’s a list of people who have tried:

•Isaac Asimov •Philip José Farmer •James Cameron •Roland Emmerich •Paul Greengrass •Shawn Levy •Guillermo del Toro •David S. Goyer •Jon Favreau •Steven Spielberg •Shane Salerno •Justin Rhodes •The Wachowskis •Ridley Scott •Jordan Peele •J.J. Abrams •Jonathan Nolan

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u/Relandis 22h ago

I thought Coolio perfected it around 1996?

Come along and ride on a.. Fantastic voyage (slide, slide, slippity slide, you livin in the city watch the drive go by).

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u/qpgmr 1d ago

Well, after seeing Raquel Welch in that wet suit.. kind of peak human male experience, really.

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u/sjciske 1d ago

Ah, not kind of…..

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u/BurytheGate 1d ago

Is there any reason why none of these folks have been able to “crack” the script? (not exactly sure what that means)

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u/turdfergusonRI 1d ago

No particular reason other than the pages didn’t seem shootable on whatever timetable or budget the studio set, test readers/potential audience didn’t like the idea, writers and directors couldn’t agree on things, auteur directors couldn’t get the budget or stars they wanted, and most importantly: how do you make a movie about being inside the human body, something much more mysterious in the 1960’s, exciting these days when your opening weekend could be set against an opening weekend of Avengers 5 or the next Toy Story or Minion movie?

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u/neman-bs 1d ago

That's not very obscure knowledge though, for anyone that likes astronomy. The Perseid meteor shower peaks on 11th-12th of August every year on the whole planet.

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u/Sarrow5 1d ago

As a fellow science nerd, it's obscure to people who don't have an active interest like we do. Just knowing that base level of information would put you leagues ahead of the general public in their understanding of the night sky lol. I really think you're over estimating the general public's knowledge level 😂

Like the eclipses that happened in the last year (at least the ones visible to North America) the majority of people had no clue and those are some of the most widespread covered night sky events.

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u/ravenous_cadaver 1d ago

Experts just materializing out the wood work to correct people is honestly my favourite reddit trope eh.

Bonus points if they've literally been magically summoned by how wrong someone is.

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u/TN17 1d ago

Aliens departing their human hosts to catch the shower home then. 

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u/PotatoFaceBunny 1d ago

They were last seen alive on the 17th

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u/bunkscudda 1d ago

They missed their ride apparently

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 1d ago

u/turdfergusonRI owes you $50 now.

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u/turdfergusonRI 1d ago

Hey, I’m good for it. Really.

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u/SheitelMacher 1d ago

Double or nothing:  Meet at the specified location at 4:30...

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u/Universalsupporter 1d ago

Or was there….

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u/jfrorie 1d ago

Yes, but I was born that month. Coincidence?

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u/Immediate_Stuff_2637 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not if you consider that your dad was rawdogging your monther nine months earlier.

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u/jld2k6 1d ago

Isn't lead a little overkill for viewing an eclipse? Lol

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u/xNinjahz 1d ago

It's most likely this. I know people are speculating all throughout the comments but it's literally in the article:

Brazil’s forensic labs at the time were overwhelmed. By the time coroners could examine the bodies, internal organs had decomposed beyond analysis. Toxicology was impossible.

That's why they couldn't find any evidence.

Every time I see some sort of mystery or even a disappearance in true crime "they vanished into thin air!!! Nobody knows!!" I realize there's always a very reasonable explanation in the actual story but they play up the "absurdity" for the mystery.

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u/YesNoIDKtbh 1d ago

This one is a little intruiging though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Lars_Mittank

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u/xNinjahz 1d ago

Yes! I know this one well.

I always personally thought the erratic behaviour could have been due to his injuries he sustained. If he indeed was getting more paranoid the doctor telling him not to fly could have had made him more anxious when he was close to leaving. But of course this is my own thoughts.

The idea that he may have been caught in some sort of criminal activity from the beating is also an interesting possibility. The erratic behaviour was a bit over the top for me to not think it was just mental instability due to the injury but maybe he was intimated at the airport?

But this one always sat with me as being one of those stories where the last bits of information unravelling what actually happened, whether it be some sort of better medical insight or if he got caught up with bad malefactors, will remain unknown.

I see a lot of mysteries on /r/unresolvedmysteries finding bodies years after the fact and while that's macabre and an unfortunate outcome, at least it's some closure for finding the individual. Maybe one day Lars' remains could be found if he perished in the forest.

But the circumstances of this one are definitely more eyebrow raising due to those last few moments caught on camera.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1d ago

Seems pretty straightforward, he had some type of psychotic break and likely died in the woods. What part is a mystery?

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u/xNinjahz 1d ago

I definitely agree but the lack of confirmation and closure is what drives these cases to ambiguity and speculation in light of not being able to know for sure. Especially for the families directly affected.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1d ago

I'm sure it's very difficult for his family to not know for sure. It makes it hard to move on.

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u/sambadaemon 1d ago

Considering his age and symptoms, it screams paranoid schizo-affective disorder to me.

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u/tuliprox 1d ago

also kinda sounds like he was doing meth tbqh. his friends said he barely ate, he got super paranoid after 7 days... idk sounds like he had been up for several days and not eating enough and anyone who's seen how that can affect some people (along with the drug itself ofc) knows that's exactly the kind of paranoia that shit causes. not sure why he never showed back up tho.

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u/camsnow 1d ago

Yeah, because anxious or not, he likely wouldn't have gone full blown panic and run away from everything mode. That's way more in line with a psychotic break, whether due to drugs, or an undiagnosed mental disorder. People have them all the time before the age of 25. I've seen it happen personally to a few people. One was just smoking weed and it happened rapidly(the course of a few weeks went from perfectly normal, to full blown hallucination, paranoia, and violent fits of rage), the other slowly slipped into it.

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u/steveatari 1d ago

An acquaintance of mine had her brother disappear like 5 years ago and no one has seen or heard from him since. He had mental issues probably schizo or similar, and she went off the deep end. Constantly posting about, asking and investigating, still making appoints with police investigators in the area and follow up on random ideas people have had for years now.

I feel really bad as she's done it again just a week ago. It's so awful, but the odds are very good he wandered out alone somewhere and didn't survive. Likely had no ID and no prior convictions so he kinda vanished even if he turned up dead, it would be hard to find.

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u/ThanksKodama 1d ago

Untreated concussions and traumatic brain injuries already cause unusual behavior under the plainest of circumstances. There's definitely precedent for absurd responses to already unusual circumstances.

A lot of the worst war criminals across history are theorized to have TBIs from combat and shelling. It isn't the only factor, it doesn't excuse evil, and it's difficult to isolate from other traumas, but it's worth looking into how often it shows up.

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u/Rose_Bride 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hard agree here

One that always comes to mind for me is the case of Gloria Ramirez, the so-called "Toxic Lady", I actually dislike the nickname and how it's been framed as some sort of cryptid level mystery, but when reading the full articles, you come to realize that it was a very unfortunate combination of coincidences and mass hysteria for this poor woman who was simply desperate to get better and in a lot of pain, sufficiently to lead her to use the DMSO as some sort of alternative medicine and/or pain relief.

When I try to bring up how the analysis that proposed the explanation has been peer-reviewed, there's always that one person who will try to argue that the family denied her use of DMSO, as if that's enough proof to debunk it, but I think many people fail to consider the possible PoV of a cancer patient, Gloria's cancer treatment wasn't doing very well and she could have been taking it behind her family's back, so they wouldn't be worried, it's a very likely explanation.

But because this explanation is too "normal" for people, they tend to dislike it.

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u/4apalehorse 1d ago

Cyanide would have left a "cause of death" evidence.

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u/TheZealand 1d ago

Lmao assuming they were given a proper post mortem, which they weren't. But aliens right?

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u/thepoddo 1d ago

Not really, look at the Tylenol poisoning that happened in the USA.

It's very hard to detect

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u/4apalehorse 1d ago

You're awesome. Like seriously. I do remember the Tylenol scare in the US, and coincidentally enough, I was hospitalized from an overdose of acetaminophen. it's a nasty place to be in. Just never thought about it as a delivery agent.

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u/thepoddo 1d ago

I just watch a lot of essays on YouTube 🤣

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u/MaintenanceFickle945 1d ago

Could be a radioactive material that quickly decomposes into something benign within a short time. Russian spies have used this technique for assassination.

If the men took the pills voluntarily and were not found for several days maybe it would leave inconclusive evidence like the coroner found.

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u/pofferp 1d ago

Which radioactive material?

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u/J5892 1d ago

radioactivum

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u/SoupeurHero 1d ago

Yea someone probably scammed them into thinking aliens would take them after taking all their money since they wont need it anymore.

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u/Just4m4n 1d ago

“no cause of death was ever found.”

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u/crazytib 1d ago

Is that similar to 'no cause of death was ever looked for'

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u/charlie145 1d ago

Similar, but more intriguing

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u/gc28 1d ago

Wonder if they washed them down with kool-aid

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u/TheRuinLegacy 1d ago

Died from being cool as hell

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u/Iron_Rod_Stewart 1d ago

And then got even cooler 

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u/BMB281 1d ago

Absolute legends

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u/anonymous_coward69 1d ago

Were they on a mission from god?

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u/driving_andflying 1d ago

It's one-hundred-and-six miles to Chicago, they got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and they're wearing sunglasses.

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u/tookurjobs 1d ago

They studied nuclear science. They loved their classes

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u/tarrall 1d ago

They had a crazy teacher, he wore dark glasses

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u/queckc 1d ago

Damn

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u/MegucaIsSuffering 1d ago

No offense, man, but I really feel like beating you up right now.

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u/Oohhthehumanity 1d ago

I don't get it!?

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u/VectoskiIsGone 1d ago

Lmao it's a reference to the Charismatic Photo from Yakuza 0, it makes enemies want to fight you and more aggressive when you have it equipped, idk why they're being downvoted

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u/marco161091 1d ago

It’s pretty obvious why they were being downvoted. Most people don’t know the reference and without context, his comment comes across like a rude comment.

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u/b1tchf1t 1d ago

Eh, I did not have or understand the context and to me it read like they were giving the other poster shit for the grainy photo quality or something. It's pretty clear they were taking the piss, even if the piss was cloudy.

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u/mybodystellingmeyeah 1d ago

Haven't played Yakuza in a while and forgot about that. No wonder the photo looked familiar lol

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u/Samrol 1d ago

People here are uncultured, sorry for your internet points and have an upvote kyodai

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u/MegucaIsSuffering 1d ago

I knew the risks, but you gotta go balls out, kiddo.

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u/fuqdisshite 1d ago

MyMan.gif

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u/HeavyMetalTriangle 1d ago

Slow down! Lookin good.

My man.

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u/kasugakuuun 1d ago

Died from uncontrollable urge to fight strangers

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u/fieryoctane 1d ago

It's not a show, shithead.

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u/Grove-Of-Hares 1d ago

Hey, asshole.

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u/JustASeabass 1d ago

Knock it off with the staring!

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u/Yeeto546 1d ago

Fuck you, pal.

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u/TheDiddIer 1d ago

No way a fucking yakuza reference in the wild. So fucking funny haha

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u/NiccoDigge_Zeno 1d ago

Ah yes, 2 time travelers/aliens using edgarsuits

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u/AlexNovember 1d ago

Edgar, your skin is hangin’ off your bones!

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u/HittingSmoke 1d ago

eggr, yer shkin is hanginofyerbones

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u/blendswithtrees 1d ago

SUGR WATR

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u/the1theycallfish 1d ago

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u/EvenPack7461 1d ago

Fun fact. That actor also plays this guy

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u/jessnotok 1d ago

And this guy

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u/BurtTurglar 1d ago

And Thor in Adventures in Babysitting

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u/OmarsDamnSpoon 1d ago

What is this from?

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u/The_walking_man_ 1d ago

Men in Black (MIB) please go watch it. Absolute blast of a movie and amazing soundtrack too.

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u/the1theycallfish 1d ago

🤨........Men In Black .........the Edgar suit reference.........

Please tell me you thought an Edgar suit was something to do with cholitos with bowl cuts?

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u/JamesTrickington303 1d ago

The 2027 reboot is going to be lit.

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u/DoctorFlo 1d ago

Only somebody gave THEM a break…

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u/zoonose99 1d ago

Folie à deux, or thereabouts.

Two guys got way into the paranormal and made their own little suicide cult.

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u/noisiv_derorrim 1d ago edited 1d ago

I listened to this story on a podcast and there’s some weight to the cult angle.

I think there was a third Brazilian guy who died in a similar way. But, he died in an area north of these guys and he died first a few months or years prior to them.

Iirc, all three men were electricians.

Edit: I missed the article OP linked. It has all the info I mentioned.

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u/JamesTrickington303 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ok so that makes perfect fucking sense.

You know how on Monty Python and the Holy Grail the mud farming lady spouts off, “there you go again, bringing class into everything…” “Well that’s what it’s all about innit?!”

They are touching on a phenomenon that happens to people who spend all day working alongside one another, where you inevitably get into the most rabbit hole weird conversations with each other, just because that’s how you pass the time. The mud farmers had clearly had that same conversation about class warfare 50 times already.

It makes perfect sense that they were all electricians, who probably met on a job site at some point. When you spend a shitload of time with only a few people, you can end up in some really weird conversations, and some of these can end up creating some very strange beliefs from the people engaged.

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u/COOKIESECRETSn80085 1d ago

In the military some weird conversations definitely get started for that the exact reason you stated. A Sargent friend and my roomate, we’ll call Spc, watched a lot of Dexter together. One day Sargent asks Spc in a joking/curious manner what he would do if he had to dispose of a body. Now this kind of set off alarm bells for Spc because weird stuff was going on with Sargent’s wife’s whereabouts. The wife’s family had been calling different people in the unit asking about her. Turns out she was in a few pieces in like a plastic chest we call a tough case. Sargent had been sending response texts to the family and it wasn’t convincing so they called the cops. It was pretty scandalous

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u/RandyButternubber 1d ago

anything else you can share about it? That’s pretty apeshit

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u/COOKIESECRETSn80085 1d ago

It’s public record I’ll see if I can find the news link. But what do you want to know? I might be to answer

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u/RandyButternubber 1d ago

I guess if there’s a suspected or confirmed motive and how long the guy got if he’s been sentenced/convicted yet. If you don’t have the info it’s fine, I’m just curious

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u/L30nPh3lps 1d ago

Tv repairmen, so not like they have one job site they congregate at

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u/TootTootMF 1d ago

Wouldn't be the first time people who decided to commit suicide tried to leave things in a way that would absolutely screw with people around them. Can be a part of the plan to become noticed in death since they were ignored in life.

The big mystery here is just a result of the fact that they had no toxicology tests due to it being the mid 60s in Brazil. Nobody found poison because nobody looked, end of mystery.

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u/AwesomeSauce783 1d ago

They ran toxicology tests, but the bodies were too decayed when found so the tests were inconclusive.

https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mist%C3%A9rio_das_m%C3%A1scaras_de_chumbo

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u/TootTootMF 1d ago

I mean that's like saying CPR was administered the next day. Is it technically true, yes, is it functionally true, no.

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u/dern_the_hermit 1d ago

I think that's missing the point; the significance of mentioning the delayed toxicology tests is to provide a possible reason why the cause of death could not be determined.

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u/emperorMorlock 1d ago

I always got the impression that they didn't decide to die, but were tricked. A lot of it sounds like they thought they were getting in some illegal business, like uranium smuggling or something, and someone collected their "get in" money and gave them instructions to prepare for a deal, which included eating the capsules that were just poison.

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u/TootTootMF 1d ago

I mean a scam artist wouldn't need to kill them to take their money and generally people who are scammers aren't psychopaths that would kill them for the hell of it. Also Brazil's first uranium mine didn't open until 1982 so like why would anybody believe there was uranium to smuggle.

The kid who found them or the responding officers probably took their money. They were obsessed with the occult so it's also possible that some concoction they made up to help them communicate with the spirit world better turned out to be deadly instead of just making them trip balls. It's also possible that one of them wanted to commit suicide and didn't want to go alone so they dosed whatever drugs they were planning on taking making it a murder suicide. But this is mostly just clickbait, that website op posted is sketchy AF. OP is also sketchy AF

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u/emperorMorlock 1d ago

>I mean a scam artist wouldn't need to kill them to take their money

Surely, that would depend on the amount of money? Though I have to admit, I have no idea how big of a sum that would have been at the time, in Brazil.

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u/TootTootMF 1d ago

I mean scams are designed to get you to hand over your money willingly, otherwise it's just robbery with extra steps. If you're willing to go that far, why target a couple of TV repairmen rather than, I dunno, someone like a bank president? Way bigger rewards were out there is all I'm saying. Someone who was willing to kill and was that opportunistic would probably have left a string of bodies behind those two.

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u/erinberrypie 1d ago

Yeah, "take capsules" is pretty on the nose. Hard to misinterpret that.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 1d ago

I always said if I were ever going to do it I would glue my hands to my head and jump off a building with piano wire around my neck so on the ground it looks like I ripped my own head off

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u/cliffomalley 1d ago

1966 chemistry was not like today

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u/HermanGrove 1d ago

r/196 chemistry rule

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u/slapmasterslap 1d ago

Why do the eye masks look photoshopped on?

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u/olive_dix 1d ago

Lmao WHAT! That image looks even more photoshopped. The right guy's eyes pop like an anime character 😂

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u/slapmasterslap 1d ago

Okay, new question lol, why?

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u/Blackn35s 1d ago

For the lead eye masks maybe?

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u/LaSombra666 1d ago

Brazil has so many bizarre cases like this and aliens, ufos/human mutilation etc i find it very fascinating.

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u/Muthafuckaaaaa 1d ago

I think, one of the guys was schizophrenic and was seeing things. The other guy had mental issues also which contributed to him believing his friend. Which he may also have had a crush on but he was in the closet, or maybe they actually were fuckin, who knows... Anyway.. the one guy wrote the note himself making believe it was someone from the future. He got the cyanide pills and planned for him and his lover to follow through with a suicide pact on that hill. Very sad indeed.

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u/Slamatt 1d ago

Some crazy sect and they died from the poisons in the capsules

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u/LevelBrilliant9311 1d ago

Answer: "Brazil’s forensic labs at the time were overwhelmed. By the time coroners could examine the bodies, internal organs had decomposed beyond analysis. Toxicology was impossible."

No cause of death was found, because couldn't look for one.

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u/DariusPumpkinRex 1d ago

Qxir made a video about these two where he theorized these two were cult members who believed that death was their portal to an entity of some sort, much like how the Heaven's Gate religious group committed mass suicide to board a spaceship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHBgzOTP1RY&ab_channel=Qxir

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u/Absolutepowers 1d ago

Original Men in Black

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u/Magnafetus 1d ago

Continuom transfunctioner?

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u/SayingTheSameThing 1d ago

2 BRAZILLION men! Not sure how many that is but it sounds like a LOT.

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u/UglyAndPoor666 1d ago

Sounds like two insane guys who wanted to do a double suicide for whatever reasons and the note was just some weird reminder of their to-dos.

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u/BeowulfShaeffer 1d ago

They studied nuclear science and loved their classes. 

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u/Far_Adeptness9884 1d ago

Sounds like an elaborate scam, they both withdrew money beforehand, whatever pill they took killed them and whomever told them to be at said place and time took the money.

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u/Platanopower36 1d ago

Here come the Men in Black 🎶🎶

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u/TrevorMcFurr 1d ago

Were the "sizeable amounts of cash" ever recovered? If not, it sounds like they could have been duped into some sort of suicide pact, then robbed.

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u/Superhen68 1d ago

It’s a very cool story to get into.

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u/Axolotl-Dog 1d ago

How many is one brazilian?

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u/Belsezar 1d ago

Fringe

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u/jrzabott 19h ago

Or X-files

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u/BoaTardeNeymar777 3h ago

They got rid of their temporary human bodies and went back to where they came from, a space ship or maybe another dimension. When they left their temporary bodies stopped working.

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u/Effective-Skin-6977 1d ago

D.B. Cooper?

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u/betsida73 1d ago

Why lead (masks)?

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u/bruva-brown 1d ago edited 1d ago

New question is it to far-fetched of common sense that aliens just used two Joes and upon finishing down here one of them didn’t make it back to the rendezvous point like the others.

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u/ph0artef1 1d ago

What

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u/bruva-brown 1d ago

The lead glasses -mask is too keep it in. Yes, and all of you goes up. Then in a flash, up you go!

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u/ph0artef1 1d ago

Ah yes that clears it up, thank you!

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u/KeeperofAmmut7 1d ago

Very interesting.

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u/PontificatinPlatypus 1d ago

They thought they were going to explore the Galaxy, but they only became dank memes.

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u/genetic_patent 1d ago

Time travel gone wrong. Or did it?

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u/wrecktangle1988 1d ago

Cause of death? They died

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u/Monechetti 1d ago

I've never actually seen a photo of what the lead masks look like and when I first heard this story forever ago I pictured like full face masks.

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u/sambadaemon 1d ago

COD: Received signal.

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u/General-Depth7489 1d ago

Two brazilian is a hell of a lot of men

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u/92-Explorer 1d ago

Both have cauliflower ear

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u/SpaceComm4nder 1d ago

Clearly they were secret operatives doing things the government didn’t want to get out. Just give them cool outfits, one more super secret plan, and some “special pills”. They’ll think something grand is going to happen, but really its just cyanide. Lol

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u/toyotoys 1d ago

Lead eyes? Matching black suits? Guys it's obvious these 2 were some of the original Men In Black. Probably killed beta testing a De-neuralizer.

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u/Phewelish 1d ago

body switching. new bodies probably.

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u/techsuppr0t 1d ago

Next week Balenciaga coming out with new lead glasses

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u/brennenderopa 1d ago

Two brazillion men is a lot.

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u/Worldly-Accident424 1d ago

Are those the brothers from Breaking Bad?

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u/CreativeAd5332 1d ago

Holy smokes, this is a tragedy of unspeakable proportions!

I mean, i don't even know how many zeroes a Brazilian has!

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u/br0therjames55 1d ago

Cryptonaught podcast did a cool episode about this.

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u/Hushwater 1d ago

Could have been Scopolamine intoxication and they were convinced to kill themselves without realizing what they were doing to themselves. What that stuff does to your free will is terrifying, they don't call it Devil's breath for no reason.

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u/tatony 1d ago

Sounds like it was a funny prank.

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u/Magog14 1d ago

Are we sure they are dead? They look like they are mugging for the camera.