r/cringepics • u/HazardousHacker • 20d ago

elderly women swooning over trump.

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u/WalnutOfTheNorth 20d ago

Big Red’s gonna lock him in her basement by that look on her face.

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u/sluttycupcakes 20d ago

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u/Fusiontechnition 20d ago

She's looking at him like she looks at high-fructose corn syrup.

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u/Rapph 20d ago

Gives me real Kathy Bates in misery vibes but that character could read.

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u/Juror_no8 18d ago

Please break his ankles

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u/badchefrazzy 20d ago

I was looking at the pic before I hopped into the posts and was like "Damn she's lookin' at him the way she looks at a plate of ribs."

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u/ThegreatPee 20d ago

Trump's head is making her think about Pumpkin Pie.

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u/findhumorinlife 20d ago

She embodies high fructose corn syrup.

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u/broadfuckingcity 19d ago

Her spending accounts for half of a percent of Iowa's GDP.

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u/BookLuvr7 18d ago

Oh man . . I think I'm going to throw up.

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u/Stormbreaker44 20d ago

Get in my Belly !

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u/samj00 20d ago

Trump does have that roast chicken complexion

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u/Reconcav83 20d ago

It’s Elon in a Mrs Doubtfire level disguise!

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u/Fskn 20d ago

Large Marge is Hungry

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u/tta2013 20d ago

She eats dick cheese for lunch

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u/yy98755 19d ago

Afterwards

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u/MadBuffleHead 20d ago

Damn, beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣

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u/jared10011980 19d ago

"I'm gonna butter his muffin."

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u/New_Subject1352 19d ago

I don't think the Secret Service is gonna be able to protect him from her, not with that look...

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u/rosatter 19d ago

She just really, really wants a cheeto.

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u/Tuscanthecow 19d ago

I knew as soon as I opened the comments I'd see this.

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u/wherestheGabagoo 19d ago

Death by snu snu !

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u/TheLongGoodby3 18d ago

name checks out

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u/cactuspainter 20d ago

She’s plotting

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u/Miss-Indigo 20d ago

To eat him by the looks of it 🤢

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Lol I was literally just about to comment "Big Red gonna get some of that orange meat tonight, whether he likes it or not." 

It's offical, that lady is now named "Big Red".

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u/redpanda71 19d ago

She's gonna grab him by the bussy.

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u/casadeparadise 20d ago

"Mhmmm that baby bellas getting sautéed tonight, honey"

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u/Tufflaw 20d ago

She is literally licking her lips in anticipation

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u/aXeOptic 20d ago

God i fucking hope she does

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u/RustedAxe88 20d ago

An accidental hero then.

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u/Guygenius138 20d ago

If the box wine section of your grocery store became animated, it would look like this.

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u/shredder_of_gnar 20d ago

Chardonnay only

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u/misslizzah 20d ago

They definitely put ice cubes in their wine.

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u/Biff_Bufflington 20d ago

Chardonnay mixed with eggnog… Chardonnog.

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u/tgusn88 20d ago

Not sweet enough. Gotta be Moscato

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u/Remarkable-Sir-5129 20d ago

What a fantastic description!!

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u/CalvinTheBold2 20d ago

Top right looks like she wants to devour him

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

That's Big Red. Big Red gonna get that meat, whether he wants it or not. 

She looks like she's willing to bulldoze a few SS agents to get to him.

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u/Phteven_j 20d ago

Bulldoze/swallow whole

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u/Judasz10 19d ago

USSS*

We got rid of SS some time ago but by how things look lately I wouldn't be surprised if they made a comeback. I know the US thing is obvious for you guys but as an European I just can't look at SS and not think about the historical one.

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u/PutinBoomedMe 20d ago

Trump does look like a fattened pig ready for the butcher shop. Plenty of fat in that bacon

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u/BornBoricua 20d ago

HOAs out in the wild

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u/MogwaiYT 20d ago

So much blonde peroxide 🤢

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u/thebigbroke 20d ago

I don’t mean to stereotype from a place of hatred but why do all of these women look almost identical

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u/360inMotion 20d ago

It’s the hair: they’re trying to match their hair color with his.

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u/ciderfizz 20d ago

Good god

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u/oceanicwhitetip 20d ago

Because those inclined towards fascism are very frequently lacking in personal, independent thought.

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u/spazzycakes 19d ago

He has a type.

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u/DeathWorship 18d ago

Because they’re in a cult from North Carolina that encourages members to dye their hair blonde. It’s called Word of Faith Fellowship and this photo is from an article about them in NYT.

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u/thunderturdy 19d ago

They all peaked in HS.

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u/Chobitpersocom 19d ago

I don't think you are stereotyping. They're pretty much the same.

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u/PlayerTwoEnters887 20d ago

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u/vmspionage 20d ago

thanks I hate it

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u/flyingforfun3 20d ago

“Boy, you look better than a 20lb block of cheddar at Costco.” - her probably.

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u/Fishbone345 19d ago

Nah, CostCo kept their DEI program. She wouldn’t shop there, because Trump daddy told her they are evil. She’d go to the Walmart version, Sam’s Club.

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u/33TLWD 20d ago

Many people think of a lot of words to describe Trump.

I never consider “panty dropper” is one for a certain demographic.

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u/Woodedroger 20d ago

You could use cobweb duster too

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u/JJSpuddy 20d ago

The swamp in them panties needs to be drained.

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u/Deathbatking 20d ago

I hate that you said this lol

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u/JJSpuddy 20d ago

I’m sorry I had to type 😂 but I couldnt help myself

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u/NeonWarcry 20d ago

Can I go back to ten seconds ago before I read this! What a horrible day to be literate lol

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u/originalmango 20d ago

And you just know that swamp reeks of Jean Nate and Gold Bond medicated powder.

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u/Own-Success-7634 19d ago

Is Jean Nate still a thing?

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u/originalmango 19d ago

I know it’s still for sale. Don’t know if anyone other than the old bags shown use it. When I was a kid, Jean Nate sets were the number one last minute gift available at every drug store on xmas eve.

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u/Own-Success-7634 19d ago

I remember it for the same reason.

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u/Caffine_rush 20d ago

Well I feel unwell now haha

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u/OldManLobo 20d ago

Mmm I love the smell of turtle tank

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u/notfromchicago 20d ago

That Depends.

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u/FilteredRiddle 20d ago

This sentence makes me wish I was as illiterate as Trump.

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u/turbohuk 20d ago

mhm free skyr.

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u/7aco 20d ago

🤢

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u/CaptainPitterPatter 20d ago

Gross

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u/drewyz 20d ago

What’s the name for a group of Karens?

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u/Rosenrot1791 20d ago

A Complaint of Karens

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u/deadpoetic333 20d ago

A Cackle of Karens 

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u/Neverknowwhichway2go 19d ago

A klan. A klan of Karens.

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u/cornerstored 20d ago

A Casserole of Karens

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u/CaptainPitterPatter 20d ago

A weight watchers meeting

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u/klutzikaze 20d ago

These are horny Karens so it's a groan of Karens

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u/__dying__ 20d ago

Vomitous even.

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u/Suitable-Orange-3702 20d ago

America is hideous atm

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u/TOBoy66 20d ago

Those are particular old women who show up at every rally, help set up, etc. They're part of the cult's senior management.

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u/frostyswirlycup 20d ago

He would just insult them all.

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u/ras_1974 20d ago

They all are from the same North Carolina church, and follow trump to all of his speeches. A bunch of Christians looking to get grabbed by the pussy.

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u/LinaJG 19d ago

they want his trussy

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u/vinniepdoa 20d ago

I bet you could make a killing selling that one shade of bleachy blonde box hair dye they all use.

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u/originalmango 20d ago

One of them looks like she’s thinking of doughnuts.

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u/UnlimitedHegomany 20d ago

Just imagine the stench.

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u/grandfunkpoobah 19d ago

Like a South Asian fish market

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u/whereisbeezy 20d ago

How do they all look like the exact bag of chunky mayo with clown makeup on

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u/OppositeJust6041 20d ago

ku klux karens

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u/tgc1601 20d ago

Elderly? Their age, being the commonality, is not that interesting... it's how they style themselves. I am not from the US, but when I think of stereotypical USA women, this is what I imagine... fucking yikes.

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u/ubertrebor 20d ago

Uggg! I just threw up inside my mouth.

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u/trolleysolution 20d ago

The woman I red looks like she’s thinking bout eating him for dessert

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u/javoss88 20d ago

Vomitrocious

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u/Dry-Wall-285 20d ago

Hope they enjoy mushrooms.

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u/epochellipse 20d ago

I can almost hear them thinking “He’s such a good provider.”

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u/psych4191 20d ago

I feel like I’m looking at all the different versions of Nancy Grace

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u/LizziHenri 20d ago

Some of those women are in their 40's, apparently selling your soul ages you.

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u/possofazer 19d ago

They all look like they work in real estate

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u/ReallyNotBobby 19d ago

“I love me some Cheetos”

-this lady probably.

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u/Blue_Indica 19d ago

I was totally going to isolate this image and comment with it. Good on you man.

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u/ReallyNotBobby 19d ago

Happy to help

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u/prodrvr22 20d ago

"Women"? They all look exactly like Rudi Guiliani in drag. Waiting for Trump to motorboat them.

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u/edragamer 20d ago

The image that the word "Karen" has in the dictionary

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u/BangBangBananas 20d ago

The puddle under those ladies right at that moment.

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u/Sudi_Nim 20d ago

The overwhelming smell of White Diamonds and Chanel No.5.

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u/mrk177 20d ago

The thirst.

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u/PzMcQuire 20d ago

This pic never fails to disturb me

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u/ZeroPointSeraph 20d ago

They've been indoctrinated all their lives

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u/DevilsAssCrack 20d ago

Not a fuckable one in the group lol

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u/DerpsAndRags 20d ago

Damnit Mimi from The Drew Carrey Show, I thought you had better taste.

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u/DangerNoodle793 19d ago

They're just excited they're getting to talk to Americas manager

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u/reeker 19d ago

Ku Klux Karens

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u/Rhinomeat 19d ago

Gallery of ghoulish grannies

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u/BekkisButt 18d ago

Weird and gross.

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u/ownworstenemy38 20d ago

Incontinent, obese weakling that wears makeup. What’s attractive about that? Someone explain.

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u/Bill_Nye_1955 20d ago

That fat one in the top right wants it bad

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u/PhilosophyEastern799 20d ago

Ms piggy in the back drooling like he is a McRib out of season

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u/namvet67 20d ago

Trump wouldn’t give these dried up old skanks the time of day.

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u/Starscream147 20d ago

These gals were front row at a Cinderella concert back in the day. 100%.

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u/Pwwned 20d ago

I didn't realize Elizabeth Holmes was pardoned.

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u/YungJod 20d ago

Holy shit it's the boxed wined isle from the movie sausage fest

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u/fishblargs 20d ago

Jesus christ is that america now?

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u/sighborg90 20d ago

It would take 100% of the brain power in that picture to figure out a two-piece puzzle

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u/Temporary-Car7981 20d ago

They'd lick an outlet if they thought it'd give them power.

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u/Efficient_Mobile_391 20d ago

These women can't wait to keep their daughters in laws locked in the kitchen

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u/Swox92 20d ago

This is a renaissance painting in picture

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u/nip_pickles 20d ago

I bet they're a fun group to have as customers

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u/FlashOR5 20d ago

They lookin to drain his swamp

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u/tonygutz 20d ago

That's a lot of pathetic women for one picture.

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u/RowdyB666 20d ago

So... Many... Karens...

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u/Kazman07 20d ago

Paid actresses

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u/krashe1313 20d ago

They look over 18. Not his type.

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u/Wurstronium 19d ago

Funny they don't realise they're at least 60-80 years too old for him

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u/newmeadam86 19d ago

It gives real stepford wives vibes, they have different body types but it’s lock step the similar look, blonde and a bit too much make up

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u/StealerOfWives 19d ago

Looks like glucose levels aren't the only thing rising in that audience. Probably smells like caramel cod out there and the floor gonna be more sticky than under movie theater seats.

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u/Aeroeee 19d ago

Bottle blonde bleach brain.

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u/SuperSimpGod 19d ago

All that attraction and not a single drop of moisture

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u/PhoenixPaladin 19d ago

They’re middle aged not elderly. Except the one in the middle.

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u/Alan_Marzipan 19d ago

Wouldn’t want to be the one who has to mop the floor there…

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u/HoneyBadgerBlunt 19d ago

They look like turds with blonde wigs

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u/literally_tho_tbh 19d ago

Pre-corpses, far past the acceptable age of being broodmares for their owners, er, husbands. Probably sent out to pasture. I can only assume they are wearing shoes and mixed textiles. And they're all about 65-70 years too old for his taste

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u/asdf333aza 19d ago

Karens on high alert

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u/AistoB 19d ago

“Smart AND handsome to boot oh mercy”

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u/TheEthanHB 19d ago

I don't wanna know what that 8 foot space smells like

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u/eggplnt 19d ago

Gross.

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u/antakanawa 19d ago

Sorry ladies, he likes them on the younger side

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u/conconconleche 19d ago

They're all Karens

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u/ReallyNotBobby 19d ago

An entire row of soaked depends.

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u/broken-bells 19d ago

They’re all moist

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u/tantanthepeepeeman 19d ago

He's about to die. He has money. Those are the only 2 attractive features about that Hutt lookin ass slug-man

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u/gobbluthillusions 19d ago

Cringe encapsulated.

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u/keepYourMonkey 18d ago

Filthy old Gold Diggers

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u/Goomancy 18d ago

Fucking gross

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u/hippocrithunter 18d ago

Cant see, Can't see! My eyes are burning from the peroxide!

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u/bigtony40 18d ago

reminds me of the saturday night live skit with betty white and the incredible dry (or was it moist?) muffins... yeasty

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u/BookLuvr7 18d ago

Is it true these women travel around to all of his rallies? Is it just me or do many of them resemble his mother and first wife?

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u/pramoni 18d ago

All Blond, no joke.

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u/Absolutv13 18d ago

We are so embarrassing

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u/OlDustyTrails 17d ago

Stupid people come in all ages 🤦🤷

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u/furezasan 17d ago

Life long abused fawning over their abuser type

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u/Mjv2687 17d ago

To be fair, they’re all 10-15 years younger than they look…

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u/EveningComplex314 17d ago

The way Biden looks at young girls

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u/Revolution-Hemroid69 16d ago

They're all about 60 years too old for him

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u/Roadkilla86 16d ago

I work with 60+ aged Americans. The worship is real. So many elderly mean treat him like he's a "true alpha" (whatever that means). And so many elderly women act like he's the most attractive man to grace this planet. Boggles the mind.

The best part is that many of my clients are on Medicaid and still worship him.