I am very smart

[u/Infamous-Echo-3949]

[u/pizzaheadbryan]

"I didn't lose. In fact I won in a way so smart, that you don't even know about it."

[u/catjuggler → u/pizzaheadbryan]

I won a judge in Canada- you don’t know her

[u/Sharpymarkr → u/catjuggler]

She goes to another court

[u/ridetherhombus → u/Sharpymarkr]

And my uncle works at nintendo

[u/N4TETHAGR8 → u/pizzaheadbryan]

“In fact, I poured a ton of money into something I expected to lose! Aren’t I so smart?”

[u/Trenta_Is_Not_Enough → u/pizzaheadbryan]

"Masterful gambit, sir."

[u/80Lashes → u/Trenta_Is_Not_Enough]

Totally read this in Woodhouse's voice.

[u/DoJu318 → u/pizzaheadbryan]

"I'm bleeding making me the victor"

"We purposely trained him wrong as a joke "

[u/DrJDog]

I suppose the positional gain is that you can just buy votes now an no one says boo.

Next the prizes will be $1000, but there'll be 250,000 of them.

[u/BeneficialAction3851 → u/DrJDog]

That might actually be the plan, it would make sense that he's testing this election rigging method with one prize and then once he knows he can get away with it he'll increase the prize pool like that to buy even more votes

[u/Kryptosis → u/BeneficialAction3851]

This isn’t the first time he did it though

[u/koolaid_snorkeler → u/Kryptosis]

And this ain't the last.

[u/BeneficialAction3851 → u/Kryptosis]

Yeah I feel like he might slowly be trying to normalize this with the small prize pool raffles since the gov or the courts don't seem to care then he'll expand it to a much more sketchy scheme like the original comment said which would likely bring in way more voters

[u/FaroutIGE → u/Kryptosis]

isn't it the first time that he gave away 20 dollars for a picture to each of the people in the picture tho?

[u/TILiamaTroll → u/BeneficialAction3851]

and then, at some point, he might win!

[u/BeneficialAction3851 → u/TILiamaTroll]

If he can't buy friends, or a platform that is somewhat friendly towards him, I'm doubtful he could win an election when even the Trump sheeple hate Elon Musk despite Trump's defense of him. He's a terminally unlikeable man even among the chuds

[u/[deleted] → u/DrJDog]

Next time can all democrat voters just say they’re voting republican, take Elon’s cash and vote dem anyway?

[u/themoray42 → u/[deleted]]

The money aint going to republican voters- it’s going to people that have already been selected.

[u/broncyobo → u/DrJDog]

Damn I think you hit the nail on the head there, which is scary

[u/ArrozConHector → u/DrJDog]

No I bet it’s to argue that there’s no way he could’ve interfered with the presidential election.

[u/MogwaiYT]

Here we go again with the 4D chess 😴

No, you lost because you're a massive prick and people are starting to organise, there is no "positional gain". What a fucking bore this man is.

[u/JesseGladstone → u/MogwaiYT]

It's like that video of him from a couple weeks ago playing around with the forks at Mar-a-Lago. He isn't smarter and playing 4D chess, he was just high as balls.

[u/koolaid_snorkeler → u/MogwaiYT]

I mean, he's a racist Nazi, a fraud, and a traitor, but that shit he wears on his sleeve...turns out the boy genius really ain't too bright

[u/PanzerSloth]

"I knew I was going to fail. That's why I told everyone we were going to win and why I desperately violated the law trying to bribe people in a race I wasn't sure we could win. Despite all of my effort and influence I still wasn't able to accomplish anything but that's okay because it was... A tactical move and a masterful stroke against the woke left!«

[u/biffhambone]

I'm bleeding, making me the victor

[u/kaiju-cupcakes → u/biffhambone]

Elon is a Wimp-Lo

[u/dat_rhythm → u/kaiju-cupcakes]

Wimp-Lo at least had heart and likely a functional penis

[u/valdin450 → u/biffhambone]

They purposely trained him wrong, as a joke

[u/RaggedyRachel → u/biffhambone]

Ha! Face to foot style! How'd you like it? Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

[u/thisonehereone]

So the dude running in that race was just a pawn to him? Am I reading that right?

[u/1st_hylian → u/thisonehereone]

He didn't specify what piece he lost, I'm assuming it's because he doesn't know their names. I bet he has at least an absurdly expensive, bespoke chess set he has never used.

[u/ironnmetal]

I'm going to assume he pays people to play chess for him too.

[u/wafflewaldo]

Lmao he literally did the "masterful gambit sir" thing

[u/tsoneyson]

Ah yes the 25 mil sac

[u/sirmombo]

Good god the pandering to this buffoon is absolutely sad and disturbing

[u/niamhara]

Sure sure, I totally believe that you sacrificed a pawn to save your queen. Not at all like you’re saving face.

[u/Pornaltio]

He learned that strategy from Polytopia.

[u/darktka]

Yeah, the guy who went on stage with a cheese hat expected to lose.

[u/headcodered]

Lol what "positional gain"? You paid 25 million to get absolutely embarrassed. The cope is nuts.

[u/MumbosMagic]

Masterful gambit, sir.

[u/[deleted]]

Like a dude trying to play 5D chess when he isn't even good at regular 2D chess lol

[u/BulbasaurArmy]

A big upside to his loss is that it probably defangs the conspiracy theories about him somehow hacking the 2024 election. Which makes me feel better because I really didn’t want to consider the possibility that he’s capable of that.

[u/AmazingOnion]

I'd be willing to bet that Elon is 800 elo max

[u/HoonterOreo]

And that positional gain was?

[u/cyribis → u/HoonterOreo]

I started to try to figure that out, then realized he's a goddamn idiot and decided to just keep on living my life.

[u/Boring_Machine]

I wonder if he fakes his chest elo/ pays someone to play for him too.

[u/OmicronAlx]

[u/Ruin4r]

[u/DeepSubmerge]

“I expected to lose” this man is burning through silos full of copium

[u/ridetherhombus]

What fucking gain?

[u/dangerdavedsp]

He talking to his burner again

[u/coilt]

the old tactical pants-shitting

[u/zekethelizard]

This is either Elon talking to his own alt account or him responding to a bot

[u/Wasted_Weasel]

I totally expected to lose, so I gave these millions to these *checks notes
Not, at all so random people.

[u/gfox365]

Kids, if you pound shitloads of ketamine daily, you too can be as unhinged as this headbanger. Who says young people don't have anything to aspire to

[u/North_Elk6471]

Is this a Pee-Wee Herman moment? "I meant to do that!"

[u/N4TETHAGR8]

So you poured in tons of money even though you expected to lose?

Interesting…

[u/MoeSauce]

What dimension are we on now?

[u/lukasconrads]

Thats a toxic level of copium.

[u/TonyG_from_NYC]

If that person's tongue were any further up Elon's ass, they'd be able to lick the back of Elon's teeth.

[u/AlbertMudas]

Litterally the "Masterful Gambit" meme lmao

[u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer]

Oh my god GO AWAY

[u/Bidoof2017]

Musk is a cancer. He’s a liability at this point.

[u/nurdmann]

[u/Depressionsfinalform]

He’s just like me fr; I know phrases and big words, but I’m dumb as a rock.

[u/avewave]

Seems more likely to be more valuable for Dems to show to the most cynically minded that money isn't the end-all-be-all in elections. You can sell that.

Sidenote: Google en passant

[u/aphexflip]

Such an idiot liar.

[u/gucci-sprinkles]

Lol he spent 2 million (at least) knowing he would lose? Get the fuck outta here

[u/waitimnotreadyy]

Lol "amazing warriors", huh?

[u/iAmDrakesEyebrows]

Musk is playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers… or some bullshit like that.

[u/bag_of_luck]

Hey did you guys know he’s never lost a chess match?

Also, I’ve never lost a pro tennis match.

[u/FilteredRiddle]

Dear lord, just shut the fuck up, Elmo.

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[u/quietriotress]

Theres no violence against his companies in WI. He wishes.

[u/dat_rhythm]

What a fucking Loooser lmao

[u/OnDrugsTonight]

Didn't he claim like a week ago that no less than the future existence of humanity as a whole hinged on the Wisconsin Supreme Court vote? And now it's just a tiny strategic withdrawal in a much larger battle? Make up your mind, buddy.

[u/Personal_Coconut_668]

He says he expected to lose and is now whining they cheated. Right. Okay.