r/cuteanimals 2d ago

🐶dogs What would name him?

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u/severeconfusion7 2d ago

Chowder

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u/Charming-but-clumsy 2d ago

this ☝🏼 is the only right answer

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u/Kind_Depth9726 2d ago

This is Google

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u/casketbase925 1d ago

Omg that is the perfect name

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u/Easy_Bird4975 1d ago

That’s clever

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u/Interesting_Chipy 2d ago

Nibler based on futurama

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u/jlka47 1d ago

Second Nibbler from Futurama.

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u/QuieterBeez 2d ago

Grumple

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u/Maidenlace 2d ago

Left-eye in honor of TLC.. since he has a crazy left eye

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 2d ago

That would be his right eye

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u/Kind_Depth9726 2d ago

I've got a black pug myself and his name is Google, because of the eyes.

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u/Easy_Bird4975 1d ago

I was like…NO WAY TWO PEOPLE named their black pugs google. Username checked out! Lol

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u/snachyderm72 2d ago

Gorgeous George

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u/RecommendationOk9040 2d ago

Tony bc he looks like a Mafia boss

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u/Ok_Possibility_5370 2d ago

Nosferatooth

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u/snachyderm72 2d ago

Jack Elam

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u/snachyderm72 2d ago

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u/Rosa-secret22 2d ago

Really his twin 🤣🤣

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u/External_Koala398 1d ago

Igor

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u/_Cybernaut_ 1d ago

But only if it’s pronounced “Eye-gor”

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u/Bae_moonpie 2d ago

Nibbles

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u/Blue_Owlbear_7 2d ago

Simon, Frank, Onyx?

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u/Delicious_Fondant349 2d ago

You naming sprunki characters?

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u/Blue_Owlbear_7 1d ago

Nope. Just pick those names at random.

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u/SufficientForce8793 2d ago

Yung Slime destroyer of worlds

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u/Positive_Reality_592 2d ago

Sabretooth (Saber)

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u/425565 2d ago

Captain Sharky

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u/Beccaelf7881 2d ago

Marty (as in Marty Feldman)

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u/Past_Adeptness1377 1d ago

What a great choice😊

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u/Bigpoppaboom 2d ago

Flavor Flave

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u/cyllarinea 2d ago

Senecianus Aloysius Pamphilius

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u/juliebeansxoxoxo 1d ago

Nibbler for sure

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u/Serious_Bit5390 2d ago

Snaggel tooth

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u/Interesting_Chipy 2d ago

Coal ☺️

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u/Ok-Diver69 2d ago

Jack Elam. They have the same eyes

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u/Longjumping_Act_2910 2d ago

Dougie the bad black dog

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u/LeftyPsych 2d ago

El jefe

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u/_-_-_13_-_-_ 2d ago

Looks like a Marvin, but call him Marv.😀

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u/Apprehensive_Cod_484 2d ago

Oh that’s Bubba Gump!😎

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u/CrackedCoffecup 2d ago

"FANG" looks/sounds about right...!!

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u/MixMasterMadge 2d ago

Snagglepuss

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u/LifeAd2815 2d ago

The black popeye

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u/WemblysMom 2d ago

Bo Diddley

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u/mphflame 2d ago

Rodney Dangerfield

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u/halloween63 2d ago

Marty or Feldman.

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u/apollo11733 2d ago

Rodney dangerfeild

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u/Top_Gap_3783 2d ago

Paco 😊

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u/CathyGee_Feet 2d ago

Auw! He looks like that thingie from ice age!!

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u/Exciting_Hat_8039 2d ago

Ziggy.  He's so cute. I love his under bite🥰❤️

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u/Exciting_Hat_8039 2d ago

Ziggy.  He's so cute. I love his under bite🥰❤️

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u/posiden1979 2d ago

Nick Fury

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u/Enough_Ratio_7161 2d ago

Grunkle Stan

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u/mebnme1 2d ago

Uncle Fester

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u/Donki_Xote 2d ago

"Pretty Boy" Floyd

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u/Agreeable_One_9598 2d ago

barry, larry’s cousin

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u/Daffy-Dill 2d ago

Pugsly

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Churchill

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u/CourageFit5711 2d ago

Snags (long form Snaggle, longest form Snaggletooth)

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u/Automatic_Mirror_825 2d ago

Elroy or Egor

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u/Used_Willow_1477 2d ago

Soooo cute 😍

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u/alok_awadhiya 2d ago

He looks like my uncle when ever i hide his alcohol 😭

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u/Roger-the-Dodger-67 2d ago

He can only be Fluffy!

I used to know a tiny Yorkie named Brutus!

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u/Gaurav-31 2d ago

Amish bowuri

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u/Excellent_Fee2120 2d ago

Samuel Jackson jk

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u/pac0pac0 2d ago

Buttpug

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u/Pulgy_Wulgy 2d ago

Black Tar Heroin

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u/z_polarcat 2d ago

Vinnie

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u/QueenV59 2d ago

Pugsley

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u/rocklobr 2d ago

Carcassonne idk what it means tho autocorrect suggested it

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u/OldBob10 2d ago

Pancho

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u/Plastic_Ticket_918 2d ago

Snaggletooth of fangledon

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u/Jettcat- 2d ago

Biggles

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u/KobeBall 2d ago

fetty

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u/jer1230 2d ago

Mochi

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u/Oatmeal_Savage19 2d ago

Mr. Ferley

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u/Oatmeal_Savage19 2d ago

Mr. Ferley

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u/SingShady 2d ago

"Poor little creature that has been massivley disfigured through selective overbreeding and anyone who supports those breeders in any way, even by simply finding these animals unironically cute, belongs to a very special place in hell."

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u/Same_Zone_701 2d ago

Chunky!!😂😂

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u/morfoselila 2d ago

Flounder

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u/nlcircle 2d ago

Quasimodo : ‘The bells…..the bells ….’

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u/HistoricalBlood3686 2d ago

Into the trash it goes

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u/plainwornout 2d ago

Peter (Lorre)

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u/Free-Air5237 2d ago

Marty Feldman

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u/ndrJ15091 2d ago

Samuel L Jackson

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u/Free-Air5237 2d ago

Marty ( as in Marty Feldman)

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u/i_saw_your_aura 2d ago

Unfortunate

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u/Unusual-Succotash567 2d ago

Samuel L Jackson

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u/ki4nik 2d ago

Hector

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u/tairnean4ch 2d ago

Crumble

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u/Mystery812 2d ago

Grumps

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u/JAdore2Menace 2d ago

Marty Feldman or sloth (from Goonies)

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u/Aggravating_Cup_864 1d ago

There’s a celebrity looks like him

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u/von_satch 1d ago

Snarles barkley

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u/WasNotWaz89 1d ago

McGruff

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u/Creepy_Ad_6304 1d ago

Tits McGee

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u/ris-3 1d ago

Bugsy

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u/WillowWonderland 1d ago

Steve Buscemi