Pollen pollen everywhere

[u/Jake_Marek]

[u/0pposingCounsel]

This is a high quality meme. Well done sir.

[u/Jake_Marek → u/0pposingCounsel]

Thanks!

[u/Substantial-Leg-9000 → u/0pposingCounsel]

Indeed

[u/Training_Baseball699 → u/0pposingCounsel]

I think it's rare. But kudos sir

[u/atomiczim]

[u/Wannabe_Writer_2133 → u/atomiczim]

based shostakovich

[u/Anna12641 → u/atomiczim]

"Is your nose running? Better go catch it!"

[u/Pavonian]

Freaky ahh trees

[u/saint_bumnose]

Apples aren't even wind pollinated, did a fucking bee fly up this guy's nose?!

[u/Bruhses_Momenti → u/saint_bumnose]

I had a bee fly in my mouth once, it’s possible and not pleasant.

[u/DrParanormall → u/Bruhses_Momenti]

“Ooh a flower!”

[u/Reidle1001 → u/Bruhses_Momenti]

This has somehow happened to me twice (one was a yellow jacket). Only got stung once though thankfully (inside of the cheek sting sucks)

[u/Bruhses_Momenti → u/Reidle1001]

I was like 4 when it happened to me, I am pretty sure I swallowed it and it didn’t get its sting off

[u/Average-Addict → u/saint_bumnose]

[u/NotItemName]

My eyes and nose hate you! ungryappvote

[u/stevvvvewith4vs]

Currently I have runny nose and teary eyes. I fcuking hate this

[u/hamburgerlord]

Actually brilliant use of this format

[u/alexdiezg]

Rare dank meme appears

[u/Witty_Michael]

Ah, yet another of my niche interests: plant porn!

[u/Amateurlapse → u/Witty_Michael]

Plant male gamete will become tree, but yearns to become plant female gamete. Intreeresting

[u/baconmaster6]

For those who nose

[u/tanzmeister]

The low effort tag is a crime. This is the dankest meme I've seen in weeks.

[u/KnightOfTheOctogram]

These trees just keep getting off in my face and I did not consent.

[u/Ugo_Flickerman]

Apples need insects to pollinate, they don't release their plant sperm in the air.

Botanists will come here and say:"But pollen isn't actually plant sperm". Dude, it's literally the most analogous thing one could ever imagine

[u/Doxatek → u/Ugo_Flickerman]

It's a reduced male gametophyte. It has sperm inside of it. The sperm it carries would be most analogous to sperm not the pollen grain. ;)

[u/Ugo_Flickerman → u/Doxatek]

While sperm carries itself, pollen is carried by this whole apparatus. It's like sperm goes on foot and pollen on parachute, sometimes in couple with another cell. Still, its' the same thing

[u/hrvbrs]

for anyone interested in the science: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o76s9alLeo

[u/baodingballs00]

stupid trees

[u/ibiji]

...and not a drop to drink.

[u/YetAnotherDev]

My nose truly feels fucked, so spot on.

[u/Tezhid]

And pollen is even weirder than that: it's almost like a flying testicle, a peculiarity of the plant life cycle

[u/Hellas2002]

Nice flip on the normal meme haha

[u/JovahkiinVIII]

Technically the sperm come out from inside the pollen 🤓

[u/Faster-Rex-2k17]

Cool but why is this on dank memes tho