r/dankvideos • u/lasanhawithpizza • Jan 18 '25

satire misinformation Hi Reddit.Goodnight

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u/queen_boyo Jan 18 '25

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u/Luckysurvivr77 Jan 18 '25

Praise be

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u/Xcelr829 Jan 19 '25

To The Lord

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u/fawndoeyou Jan 18 '25

I love the insight of these clips, BUT THANK YOU FOR FINISHING THE AXE CLIP

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u/MeatGreasy Pro Gamer Jan 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

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u/bloopie1192 Jan 18 '25

Thank you.

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u/RuukotoPresents Red is Sus, the memes say so Jan 18 '25

THANK FUCK

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u/GXibra Jan 18 '25

thank u :)

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u/XeonPrototype Jan 18 '25

I'd give ware if I had any.

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u/69UngaBunga Lurker Jan 18 '25

My fucking hero

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u/DeithWX Jan 18 '25

I wish for you that your entire year is filled with joy and happines. Praise be!

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u/Shruging_shoulders Jan 18 '25

Praise be to thee

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u/iMagnus_34215 Jan 19 '25

Love you my g

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u/zippy251 Jan 19 '25

All hail

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u/Blyat_is_life Jan 18 '25

Show me the goddamn axe smashing the rock

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u/AlexVeeBee Jan 18 '25

holy shit, neco arc

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u/adamb863 Jan 18 '25

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.

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u/ExploringDoctor Jan 18 '25

Ackshually.....🤓👆🏻

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u/False_Leadership_479 Lurker Jan 19 '25

Only the especially anus ones?

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u/LtGman Jan 18 '25

Well now I disagree and I believe I'm right you don't like it fuck it we fighting

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u/SmellsLikeHerb Jan 18 '25

Well I agree with you!!!

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u/KenpachiNexus Jan 18 '25

Nah, I like winning more than connections.

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u/BpIssa Jan 18 '25

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u/Soldier_of_l0ve Jan 18 '25

You gave yourself an anime girl profile pic

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u/CR_OneBoy Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

One thing is for sure, Reddit will never listen to your opinions, It's all about coping with the reality and ignoring the fact that most of us tell lies without most of the context, after all it's a world full of arrogant people

Waiting for the downvotes so I can delete the comment

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

I agree

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u/CR_OneBoy Jan 18 '25

Well I didn't expect for you to agree, at least I respect that

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u/randomApeToucher Jan 18 '25

where is the meme at?

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

In our self

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u/Total_Alienation Jan 18 '25

Can’t find a good reaction picture for this, so I guess I’ll just say Ew

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u/Lawstein Jan 18 '25

Happy Cake Day 🍰

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u/tederby18 Jan 18 '25

you look so jealous of their Cake Day

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u/uttermybiscuit Jan 18 '25

Wish I could send this to my mom

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u/alittleslowerplease Jan 18 '25

Just fight random strangers on the internet lol

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u/gracious_milk1 Jan 18 '25

put this on my exes feed not mine

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

Send it to her

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u/MissNashPredators11 Jan 18 '25

Reddit needs this message

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u/ixent Jan 18 '25

The first 5 seconds are for brainrot

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u/Posiedon26 Jan 18 '25

The talked about it video is me, I am a condescending dickhead who takes everything personally and gets offended by every little thing ever , hates everyone who doesn't agree with me and secludes myself from everyone, show psychopathic behaviour and try to damage people who do not agree with me both emotionally and physically sometimes,if I am not able to do that I take that anger on me . Idk what to do maybe this is my confession of some kind.

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

Redditor! Also, u probably should get help

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u/weirdfloof7 Jan 18 '25

The human brain is a blessing and a curse.

P.S. I like the amount of comments that don't take this post seriously. We ALL need to listen, not just listen but understand each other.

But what did I expect, Reddit to collectively have an epiphany?

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

I'm not expecting anything, just wanna share something on Reddit

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u/weirdfloof7 Jan 18 '25

Fair, me either. I just took the chance to put my thoughts out there

If you are the original creator, I think you have a good point though. Seems a lot of people today almost just fight for the sake of fighting

I was also just waking up, so my comment sounds a bit dramatic

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

Thanks, but I'm not the oc

I just agreed with the oc, he is the sauce link over there

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u/fuckitymcfuckfacejr Jan 18 '25

Shits crazy too. You can't even ask probative questions sometimes to try to understand where the person is coming from without them freaking out.

I have a lot of coworkers with whom I disagree politically, but I still want to understand their perspective on issues. For most, that's understandable and we can have a pleasant discussion while still disagreeing. For others, I have learned to just not engage them in discussion at all.

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u/80N3 Jan 18 '25

I agree with this statement, I just wish we could communicate it better to the masses than opting to staple it to the end of a clickbait video. By not even giving people that satisfaction they desire; they don't even want to listen to your opinion.

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u/Square-Thought-2769 Jan 18 '25

Who gives a f about people I can't stop winning

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u/RCP7700 Jan 18 '25

This has been me for years. I’m trying but it’s not easy. Where can i get help?
They say a**holes live forever.
Maybe I don’t want to live forever?

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

Get help, mental help

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u/robogart Jan 18 '25

Can we get a subreddit for these videos fr this is dope

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u/KevinGoblin Jan 19 '25

This man is actually right tho. People aren't liked because of how offended they get. All because they can't communicate properly

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u/micreadsit Jan 19 '25

Well, the other part of the problem is that people have learned to use the word argument when they are describing any kind of conflict. Argument is (or ought to be) a search for the truth.

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

sauce

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u/InAmericaNumber1 Jan 18 '25

Good bot

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

I'm not a bot!

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u/InAmericaNumber1 Jan 18 '25

Bad bot, always defending. This is why you're losing friends smh

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

I'm not a bot I'm not a bot I'm not a bot I'm not a bot IM NOT A BOT

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

No, I'm not a bot, ok

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u/InAmericaNumber1 Jan 18 '25

I take it back, bad bot :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

I only fight people if they are entirely wrong, I had to fight someone yesterday because they were defending necrophilia.

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u/lasanhawithpizza Jan 18 '25

Oh no, that is definitely weird

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u/Tyler_the_Greatastic Definitely not a skinwalker Jan 18 '25

I fucking hate you

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u/Puzzleheaded_Duty_98 Jan 18 '25

Mf I wanted to see what would happen to the rock not a silly little reminder of the obvious .may your woes be many and hoes few.

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u/Mister_Guarionex Jan 18 '25

Fuck this video