Asked for extra mashed potatoes with my steak. They delivered.

[u/sthegreT]

[u/PotatoBeans]

That's a steak? 😭😭

[u/sandefurd → u/PotatoBeans]

Tofu sitting in soup

[u/chuckinalicious543 → u/PotatoBeans]

This part? Brother calls that "steak", I call it "intestinal distress"

[u/Wesker405 → u/PotatoBeans]

Straight from Salisbury

[u/User-NetOfInter → u/PotatoBeans]

Maybe pork.

Doesn’t look like beef

[u/81_BLUNTS_A_DAY → u/PotatoBeans]

Slopped up!

[u/Troutmuffin]

Are you in jail? Or being kept locked up against your own will?

[u/LazyMoniker → u/Troutmuffin]

Who cares man look at all dem tatoes

[u/raulrocks99 → u/LazyMoniker]

Poh-TAY- toes. 😋

[u/JoeL0gan → u/LazyMoniker]

With no visible seasoning

[u/WithoutDennisNedry → u/Troutmuffin]

Blink twice if you need help, OP!

[u/FxckFxntxnyl]

Are they serving Fuckin hungryman steaks? What the hell am I looking at. I'd eat it but wtf.

[u/paleoterrra]

With your... what??

[u/Prestigious_Rock_363]

Sir, with all due respect, your steak looks radioactive.

[u/Keenan_Concierge]

I didn’t know you can make request with military rations

[u/juggerjew → u/Keenan_Concierge]

More like prison

[u/Keenan_Concierge → u/juggerjew]

Nah there is a metal fork lol

[u/semifunctionaladdict]

Bros definitely being fed human

[u/spkoller2 → u/semifunctionaladdict]

More Soilent Green puhlease

[u/bunnytiana05 → u/semifunctionaladdict]

😭

[u/[deleted]]

Did you order a frozen tv dinner?

[u/yourgrandmasgrandma]

Where is your steak and what is that gross soup?

[u/HirsuteHacker]

Who orders takeout steak?

[u/driftej20 → u/HirsuteHacker]

I did, once, during COVID lockdown. Thankfully it was not suspended in water.

[u/Proud_Tie → u/HirsuteHacker]

There's a place in Alabama that's literally just that.

[u/FanofChips → u/Proud_Tie]

Holy memories! I worked there decades ago. I promise the steak looked much better than what the hell OP is eating.

[u/Proud_Tie → u/FanofChips]

place is great, except when you drive by and smell it and suddenly crave steak...

[u/colorkiller → u/HirsuteHacker]

me, but roadhouse never does me dirty like this

[u/SkinheadBootParty]

I would've asked for extra steak on my steak, personally 💀

[u/Shadrach_Palomino]

Who is "they?" The warden of your prison?

[u/Hugh_Jampton]

"Steak"

[u/BigBananaBerries]

Are you sure your steak isn't an oven glove with gravy?

[u/acostane → u/BigBananaBerries]

I'm having a difficult night with my child and this comment brought me joy

[u/Important_Fruit_9987]

this guys eatin’ sloppy steaks

[u/DrOctopusGarden → u/Important_Fruit_9987]

I used to be a piece of shit too

[u/Deep-Painting-7378 → u/Important_Fruit_9987]

They say no sloppy steaks but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water

[u/GlasKarma → u/Important_Fruit_9987]

Idk why but “sloppy steaks” has me rolling 😂

[u/Drumkit5]

Filled to the brim

[u/Ok_Peanut1506]

Banquet delivers now? Why am I out the loop? 😭

[u/k2d3]

i loooooove mashed potatoes 🤤

[u/1amlost → u/k2d3]

One of the three Gamgee-approved ways of cooking them.

[u/kayidontcare]

TV dinner restaurant???

[u/NoCardio_]

They probably felt bad about the steak.

[u/Beautiful-Upstairs71]

The steak could look better.

[u/ManufacturerSea3373]

Can’t go wrong with mashed potatoes!

[u/arthurdentstowels]

I don't think they delivered a steak

[u/kenmlin]

No extra charge?

[u/melborp11]

They look regular mashed to me.

[u/fartoogaytodie]

HELL YEAH!!!!!

[u/rawmeatprophet]

On one front 😅

[u/Jakkerak]

Mashed potatoes are a godly tier food! Lucky you!

[u/turdman450]

Is this a plane?

[u/shinji257]

That looks like mashed potatoes with a side of steak.... wherever it is.

[u/andrewXDXC]

Uninspired last meal

[u/Specific-Echidna5064]

Are you in a nursing home? How tf is that a steak 😭

[u/helloiisjason]

Where's the steak

[u/thisunithasnosoul]

Is the steak in the room with us right now?

[u/Glass-Performer8389]

Give me all that mashed taters But I'm afraid that 'steak' will bite back if I try to eat it

[u/Big_Blunts_410]

🤔… steak 🥩… looks like chicken 🐓

[u/kihidokid]

Nice the potatoes ain't even burnt from the hot well