r/eatityoufuckingcoward • u/girlypop2316 • 9d ago

What’s wrong with this egg?

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127 Upvotes

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u/AutomaticAccident 9d ago

hello, daddies

10

u/JohnGoodmansMistress 9d ago

this is what korney smashed with his dictionary

4

u/FrancisLeSaint 8d ago

STOP FIGHTIIIING!!!!

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u/SoyDusty 9d ago

There’s nothing wrong with that egg. It’s just not done mutating yet. Rise, Great Chicken! Oh rise!

10

u/witchitieto 9d ago

Rise chicken

4

u/Texugee 8d ago

Chicken arise

9

u/narzie61 9d ago

This is Ultra Mega Chicken

5

u/SoyDusty 9d ago

Yes! Dude you’re cool beans man

53

u/Massive_Ad_1566 9d ago

Wtf ISN’T wrong with that egg 🤣

38

u/Babar669 9d ago

Put it in a big bowl of water. If it floats, don't eat it.

20

u/PaceFew5022 9d ago

Float test Float test Float test

Yaaaaaaay

Burn it, it's a witch!!

15

u/HotelHero 9d ago

Lash egg

3

u/TheMoonMint 9d ago

This is the answer. Probably

1

u/derpa911 8d ago

This word combo is the worst because all I think of is hairy eggs lmao

33

u/Kooky_Menu8457 9d ago

Why tf is he touching it with no gloves 🤢

32

u/XBakaTacoX 9d ago

Because he laid it.

This is his child, and no I don't know why it's green.

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u/RobinsonHuso12 9d ago

Snowflake much?

5

u/Present_Daikon1806 9d ago

Wtf isn't wrong with it?!

4

u/Nihilistic_Navigator 9d ago

What's right with it

6

u/optimumopiumblr2 9d ago

A lot. A lot is wrong with that egg

5

u/TheGrapeSlushies 9d ago

Everything 🤢

7

u/_B_Little_me 9d ago

It may be easier to determine what’s right with it.

4

u/calmingalbatross 9d ago

humunculegg

4

u/Sean_theLeprachaun 9d ago

In this economy? Nothing.

4

u/VladDHell 9d ago

The prophesy is come. The king shall fall. And all will rise

3

u/S34ND0N 9d ago

What's wrong is he ain't eaten it yet

We don't have cowards that waste food in this house

3

u/Nihilistic_Navigator 9d ago

Yo, what's right with it

3

u/AdDry5595 9d ago

You’re not eating it. That’s what’s wrong.

2

u/Deb6691 9d ago

A lot

2

u/adoptedmando501st 9d ago

What ISN’T wrong with that egg?….

2

u/Hyrosh7 9d ago

What's Right?

2

u/Zenfudo 8d ago

Its a dinosaur

2

u/Onyxfire420 8d ago

Everything.

2

u/22lpierson 8d ago

Pesky bee!

2

u/Otherwise_Stranger19 8d ago

What's right with this egg is the question

1

u/PurplePenguinPoops 8d ago

Seems like a regular hellspawn egg

1

u/lucky-bun 8d ago

What isn't wrong with this egg

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u/DryIndependent1 8d ago

That egg contains an eldritch monster that will devour the world!

1

u/305bbyy 6d ago

ew wtf this ruined eggs for me forever