r/eatityoufuckingcoward • u/Fecal_Tornado • 6d ago

Found in MIL’s house

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u/Charcoal_goals 5d ago

This girl be sleepin’ on beans

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u/indyfrance 5d ago

Buckwheat hulls. They’re used in neck and meditation pillows. They err on the side of giving you too many, making a firmer pillow, so you can take some out for a softer fit. I guess your MIL didn’t want a big zip lock baggy of them hanging around, so she just shoved the spare ones under the mattress.

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u/Fecal_Tornado 4d ago

Not my MIL 🤣

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u/DrSmook1985 6d ago

Mmmmm, bed raisins.

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u/DMGrimes69 5d ago

She have dementia?

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u/xpollydartonx 5d ago

Does she have a rabbit?

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u/TR1V1UM 4d ago

In another post, it said that it was the filling from a weighted blanket that was tucked in. Almost like little coffee beans.

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u/AnthonyWinters 4d ago

isnt the point of this sub to show really bad food people actually eat and not just shit and maggots

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u/Fecal_Tornado 4d ago

That might be some type of food item though. I thought it was coffee beans or some type of dried bean. Never did I mention shit or maggots, relax buddy.

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u/AnthonyWinters 4d ago

this was a comment about the sub in general lately

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u/PresentationFun7875 5d ago

Those look like beans or something

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u/Fecal_Tornado 5d ago

Almost look like coffee beans

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u/zaidakaid 5d ago

Someone in comments of the other sub made a crap coffee joke and it reminded me of Kopi Luwak. It’s literal poop coffee. Civets ingest the unroasted beans and poop them out, they undergo some kind of process in the civet. The coffee is then roasted and ground. It’s one of the best cups of coffee I’ve ever had. Actually delicious

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u/jaavaaguru 4d ago

Bed caviar

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u/StealingUrMemes 4d ago

Bite one. If it tastes like coffee, it's coffee beans.. if it doesn't, it's not.

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u/SATerp 5d ago

Bed bugs?

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u/gabagobbler 5d ago

Definitely not. Bed bugs are waaaay smaller, and generally reddish. They do plump up if they're well-fed but not this much. Some kind of little rodent's hidey hole and stash is what it looks like to me.

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u/Eis_ber 5d ago

Too big.

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u/HighlyUnlikelyz 5d ago

It's rat droppings 💩. Little chocolate shits...

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u/SATerp 5d ago

You'd think there'd be chewing/gnawing of fabric, and urine stains though.

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u/trnpkrt 4d ago

Those are smaller and not shaped like that.