r/engrish • u/RakoonGamer2001 • 7d ago

"4rd" birthday

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u/NatriumIon 13h ago

Get him/her a FORD

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u/theQuotister 4d ago

I remember my 4rd Birtday. Fad a hun time!

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u/EstherClemmens 5d ago

Ford.. built crappy

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u/facebrocolis 5d ago

4st, 4nd, 4rd... sounds like orbitals in quantum mechanics 

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u/LeTrueBoi781222 5d ago

Imagine if 5rd

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u/RakoonGamer2001 3d ago

How tf is "5rd" pronounced?

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u/LeTrueBoi781222 3d ago

fhird i guess

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u/GoofyLiLGoblin 5d ago

That's it, you're 5rd!

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u/GtrPlaynFool 5d ago

I pre4 Chevy

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u/KirbyMario12345 5d ago

A birthday, but can you a-4rd it?

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u/notaredditreader 6d ago

Kid’s name is Ford

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u/TheBrotherWithNoJob 6d ago

Ooh, I think the gift will be a Ford truck

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u/Oldy_VonMoldy 6d ago

From your pal, bady shart

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u/XROOR 6d ago

There was a street sign in Arlington County(VA), that read: 2th Street

Even the early ADC map books had that street name in it

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u/Fatty4forks 6d ago

Is that seconth or twoth? 4rd is clearly Fourd.

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u/LessWorld3276 6d ago

Imagine a 3th or 5nd birfday!

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u/MinosPrimeUltrakill_ 15h ago

Thirth or Fivend

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u/ihateroomba 6d ago

True story, I know a fully grown adult who said "22th" while reading 22nd. She's a radio station producer in Canada. She does go to another school.

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u/Marus1 6d ago

who said "22th" while reading 22nd

If they didn't spell it like two-two-"the"-"heihgh" (at least, I hope they didn't. Nobody does that, right?), how would you even hear the difference?

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u/Rachell_Art 6d ago

My favorite truck, the 4rd F150

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u/ManicElysium 6d ago

Ford birthday

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u/WideEntertainment942 7d ago

four rd what a great number!

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u/DefiantTemperature41 7d ago

I had a 4rd birthday. My dad bought me an Escalade. I was pretty happy.

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u/elmucky 6d ago

So you had a Cadillacth birthday