r/engrish • u/DexViller • 3d ago

Half man,half machine, all robert

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199 Upvotes

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u/Odracirys 10h ago

This has so many funny things within it! I love "I'll be back", which is from a completely different series of movies, as well as "the furniture of law enforcement", even on top of "Robert Cop".

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u/CampaignBitter6558 1d ago

he’s also got a half-life 

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u/silly_sam7893 2d ago

Cool, it's also Terminator (Autobotic)!

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u/Bismuth84 1d ago

I prefer Decepticonic Terminators.

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u/myself_diff 2d ago
  • toy

Uh huh. Got me there.

Those Chinese spies…..

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u/LeTrueBoi781222 2d ago

Now that we have Robert Cop 2, I'm waiting for Robert Cop 3. no wonder why the delay is ongoing for so much

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u/SomeoneNamedMetric 2d ago

"I'll be back." - T800 robocop Robert cop 2

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u/ironwillster 2d ago

The furniture of law enforcement! I couldn't stop laughing.

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u/quick6ilver 1d ago

You'll find out when you step on it unknowingly...

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u/OtterPops89 3d ago

Don't forget the bullet point that it's a toy, very important! 😂

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u/Different-Let-850 3d ago

Robocop; but the “pirate” has several things to notice. The first one is: it says “I’ll be back,” and wasn’t that another robotic but more apocalyptic character? Then, if you read carefully, it doesn’t say “The future of law enforcement,” it says it’s a “piece of furniture.”

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 3d ago

100% Robert. 0% copyright issues.

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u/r_portugal 3d ago

Reminds me of this sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-tuY0Z7nQ (I remembered it as a real advert, but it seems to be a comedy sketch!)

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u/Pretend_Evening984 3d ago

Half man, half machine, half furniture.

Robert is a very big RobertCop

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u/facebrocolis 3d ago

So Robert's worth 3/2? Robert 1.5

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u/Hilsam_Adent 2d ago

Better than three-fifths, at any rate.

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u/Icy-Cryptographer839 3d ago

Can we call him “Bob” for short? “Bob Cop?”

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u/one-hit-blunder 3d ago

Bop.

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u/Psychological-Web828 2d ago

Bob ‘O Cop - The Irish Terminator

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u/Electrical_Log_9082 3d ago

Wow! Such Robert! Very Robot!

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u/cybermusicman 3d ago

His expression says not happy with himself too.

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u/Quiet-Inspector9187 3d ago

50% BPA 50% phthalates.

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u/Keefer1970 3d ago

The furniture of law enforcement!

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u/BeverlyHillsNinja 3d ago

The End Table of Justice!

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u/XROOR 3d ago

The First Robert didn’t know how to use a pistol and was fired

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u/htepO 3d ago

I can't decide on where Bobocop really belongs - here in r/engrish or in /r/ObviousPlant.

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u/RustedRabbits 3d ago

Yep, Im fairly certain this is one of Obvious Plants' work, in which case this definitely does not belong here

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u/gifgyfs 2d ago

Wouldn’t Obvious Plant have their logo on it?

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u/gifgyfs 2d ago

Wouldn’t Obvious Plant have their logo on it?