r/eyebombing • u/Rammker • 4d ago
My GF spent 2 hours to eyebomb our entire apartment and prank me for the April Fools' (250+ googly eyes!)
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u/hardcoresean84 4d ago edited 4d ago
My mother and I went to another city to hit the charity shops/get late breakfast etc, I gave her 400 googlies and said get eyebombing, everywhere I looked she was sticking them on things, giggling her head off. 60 year old lady, retired care home manager. We never grow up, we just get older.
"I cant take you anywhere twice can I?"
"You started this Sean"
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u/Fuzzalini 3d ago
I'm 60 and I don't even remotely consider myself old. And I eyebomb everywhere I can which usually ends up being a bathroom. ๐
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u/hardcoresean84 3d ago
Oh don't get me wrong, I don't consider 60 to be old, my last girlfriend is as old as my mother, I just found it cutely hilarious that my dear mother would engage in the non destructive behaviour as eyebombing with the enthusiasm that she did, its adorable.
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u/Original_Bad_3416 4d ago
The egg is one of my favourites
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u/flibz-the-destroyer 4d ago
I had my googly eyes confiscated by my wife during Covid, after she opened the fridge door and found a kiwi fruit staring at her. She couldnโt eat kiwi for a while
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u/Curious-Hope-9544 4d ago
I shuddered when my ex won a bag of those googly eyes in a christmas raffle, knowing fully well what was about to come. Literally took years before my stuff was googly-free again.
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u/Waste-Stuff-7401 4d ago
iโm ordering googly eyes right now, first post thatโs made me commit !!! thatโs horrendously funny of her xD respect
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u/Possible-Estimate748 4d ago edited 4d ago
It would've been funny if you completely ignored them and pretend there was nothing unusual haha And then when she asked you about them just been like, "Oh yeah... huh"
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u/Queen_Victoria081319 3d ago
Now THIS is what I a call a prank
No one got harmed and all parties found it funny
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u/ManufacturerSea3373 4d ago
Have to applaud the dedication. My favourites are the toothbrushes and the cup with the red stripes ๐คฃ I had a good cackle at all the pictures though.
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u/Opening_Sky_3740 3d ago
This is so precious
Did not know a subreddit like this existed but Iโm pleased
My favorite detail about this is not just the time that she spent nor the fact that she did it, but that she clearly used different googly eyes, and throughly thought out where to put them on items to make it funny!!
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u/DJ-SKELETON2005 4d ago
Definitely marry this woman.