r/facepalm • u/CoolBDPhenom03 • 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ You don’t say

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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 2d ago

I guess he's praying to keep the gay at bay.

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u/Pro_Moriarty 2d ago

Says "no homo" before every shoot

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u/ganjamechanic 2d ago

I’m not gay YOU were sucking MY dick

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u/thatguybaha 2d ago

Maybe they play good music

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u/IncomeGreedy5483 2d ago

I'm not gay, YOU were putting YOUR dick in my mouth

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u/pussyeater0069 2d ago

Catching? Not pitching?

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u/NewsZealousideal764 1d ago

Looks like both

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u/Thisfugginguyhere 1d ago

Giga chad username havin' ass

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u/rapidstrafe 2d ago

There was sports on the tv

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u/BroChateau 2d ago

Makes me sick just thinking about it

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u/ironroad18 2d ago

Wears socks during money shots

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u/AllanRawn 2d ago

Seth Rose aka Brown Rose - shakes hand awkwardly after performing fellatio on a fellow anti-LBQT fighter.

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u/bunduz 2d ago

Never lets the balls touch

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u/CJas77 2d ago

Cleans up with said sock afterwards

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u/zookeeper4312 2d ago

No pun intended (shoot)

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u/Leoncroi 2d ago

Especially the shots from the back

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u/linkhandford 2d ago

Maybe he’s taking the same method a parent would do when they catch a kid smoking… suck on those things so much you can’t stand them anymore.

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u/jaxonya 2d ago

My dad tried that with alcohol one time. We polished off a case and a half of beer and ended up having a blast.

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u/linkhandford 2d ago

'Son I'm disappointed in you. I need to see you down everyone of these brews in this here 2-4... Hell you look like you could use a hand, I'll join ya!'

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u/jaxonya 2d ago

Yeah we ended up ordering pizza and playing video games all night. My mom was outta town for the weekend and we agreed to just not mention it to her.

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u/linkhandford 2d ago

I don't mean to be obtuse and I don't have kids so who knows... But I'm not sure I'd take that fathering approach... But I can't argue that's pretty awesome.

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u/jaxonya 2d ago

I was 19, and he wasn't really forcing me. I kinda think he wanted to drink with his son (he's not an alcoholic, but he had an opportunity with my mom gone for the weekend)

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u/linkhandford 2d ago

Totally reasonable, at 19 (where drinking is legal) I've done that with my dad too.

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u/bongjovi420 2d ago

“What we do is not the point. I told you not to smoke. Do I have to take you out back with another carton of cigarettes?”

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u/JnnyRuthless 2d ago

Gay friend of mine did time in prison. Said he's seen enough dicks to last him a lifetime, so maybe this is a legit strategy lol.

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u/Nick-Rage-Cage 2d ago

He's just playing both sides, so he can cum on top.

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u/medgarc 2d ago

Goddamn it beat me to it

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u/jaxonya 2d ago

Beat him right back! We can have a beat off right now.

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u/LayerProfessional936 1d ago

In leather cloathing, with friends, in a cabin, with bikes outside, and some groupname to wrap it up?

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u/camshun7 2d ago

He looks like he pulled the ring pull the wrong way on his six pack

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u/Commandoclone87 2d ago

When that didn't work, he tried to lay the gay away.

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u/tlaoosesighedi 2d ago

Leave his jaw and anus so sore he'll never do it again

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u/cannaco19 2d ago

It’s only gay if you go to dinner first

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u/nwillyerd 'MURICA 2d ago

He’s keeping the gay a bae

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u/OrangeVictorious 2d ago

It’s cut off but he’s still wearing socks in that picture

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u/Hungry_Twist1288 2d ago

Give the guy a chance, maybe he is trying to do a cumback as a straight guy?

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u/Forsworn91 2d ago

I don’t think it’s working.

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u/Bogey_Yogi 1d ago

…blowing to keep the gay at bay.