r/facepalm • u/CoolBDPhenom03 • 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ You don’t say

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u/deadregime 2d ago

This is at least a triple entendre.

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u/username32768 2d ago

I don't have enough hands to handle that! I can only hold two entendres -- one in each hand.

Now, where to put that third entendre...? Hmmmm........

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u/fuschia_taco 2d ago

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u/PalatialCheddar 2d ago

Please ensure your entendres have a flared base.

Safety first!

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u/dawr136 2d ago

There's room for four entendres, 5 if they have one of those popper masks.

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u/username32768 2d ago

Now, that's using your head!

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u/Dapper-Particular-80 2d ago

Another one!

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u/Bunnyland77 2d ago

5 = foot jobs. 6 if they have big bear moobs.

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u/lostandaggrieved617 2d ago

That'd make it 7, no?

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u/Bunnyland77 2d ago

Well, maybe 8 if you're counting both feet and both moobs.

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u/RagbraiRat 2d ago

If they have big bear moobs, they probably have back boobs too, +1

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u/PlatypusAny8733 2d ago

Excuse me sir, that was a very poor taste. And absolutely fucking hysterical. Thank you for the belly laugh

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u/Cflattery5 2d ago

God I love Reddit sometimes.

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u/Oklazonie 2d ago

It's really the best.

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u/Excession3105 2d ago

To quote the late great, Sir Terry Pratchett, single intender and proud.