what in the hell is a menstrual pain holder….

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[u/GourmetConcreteMixer]

"Buyer's remorse holder" is making me cry 😹

[u/Delicious_Delilah → u/GourmetConcreteMixer]

I'm stealing that for myself.

[u/quietus_rietus]

Me, constipated, yelling at my Poop Holder to fuckin chill for a minute.

[u/Nihilus-Wife → u/quietus_rietus]

OMFG IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣👌🏽🤣🤣🤣👌🏽🙌🏼

[u/AccomplishedCat762]

Not BUYERS REMORSE HOLDER OMFG has to be a troll!!!!

[u/Commercial-Owl11 → u/AccomplishedCat762]

Buyers remorse is a real deal issue you guys!! You don’t understand the amount of trauma I have when I buy 300$ worth of clothes and chocolate 😢

I started a go fund me please donate! Thoughts and prayers ok too ❤️

[u/WKahle11 → u/Commercial-Owl11]

I was a hs senior in 2010, got my first paycheck from the local bar I worked at for like $200. I was the richest man on earth until after I realized I bought the official World Cup soccer ball for $150. I’ve never even played soccer.

[u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 → u/WKahle11]

There’s a bunch on EBay going for $1k. And a bunch for $50.

You’re rich! Or not.

[u/Practical-While1693 → u/AccomplishedCat762]

I think I need one of those when I go into target I swear someone else puts 200 dollars of things in the cart 😂

[u/bluejellyfish52 → u/Practical-While1693]

Target is weirdly expensive but it can also be really affordable at times???

I spent $4.99 on a box of hair dye today, that’s usually $15-$25. I spent $11.99 on VCF birth control gel today, that's usually $25-$27. like. that stuff is legitimately cheaper there than it is at WALMART.

[u/lolascrowsfeet → u/AccomplishedCat762]

I hope so. This is embarrassing

[u/smokealarmsnick]

I’d like to borrow Keith. Just until Sunday. I’ll ask my reservation holder to contact him.

[u/Homestuckstolemysoul → u/smokealarmsnick]

Took me out 😂😂

[u/Shoddy-Group-5493]

Me derealizing in the grocery store when it gets a little too loud (it’s my Walmart holder kicking in)

[u/suspicioush → u/Shoddy-Group-5493]

this is hilarious

[u/Aromatic_Note8944 → u/Shoddy-Group-5493]

LOL STOP

[u/PeridotChampion → u/[deleted]]

No.

[u/Sintellect]

The fingers fully in the mouth pissed me off more somehow

[u/_dead_and_broken → u/Sintellect]

I'm right there with you! It is sooooo off putting!

[u/Sammmmmma → u/Sintellect]

Omg I had to go back and rewatch. What in the hell. Not necessary!!

[u/jackalopelexy → u/Sammmmmma]

That shit made me so uncomfortable 😂

[u/SquidArmada]

1. Jetfire isn't an airplane. He's a fucking shuttle. That's why he's called a shuttlebot.
2. What the hell is menstral pain holder, and why is your menstrual pain holder a dude
3. Buyer's remorse is a bit more complex than crying because you bought a damn chocolate bar

[u/doktornein → u/SquidArmada]

I'm glad someone is here to advocate for mis-specialized transforming vehicles.

[u/goldenfox007 → u/SquidArmada]

The menstrual pain holder is actually just the kid from the “just found out about period cramps” meme, he’s a valiant little gentleman

[u/hockeybelle → u/SquidArmada]

The Jetfire identifies as an airplane

[u/walkingtalkingdread → u/[deleted]]

menstrual cramps are caused by hormones produced to shed uterine lining. you cannot have menstrual cramps without a uterus.

[u/bluejellyfish52 → u/walkingtalkingdread]

It’s not caused by hormones, it’s caused by prostaglandins, which are kind of like hormones but they increase inflammation to cause the cramps, which are just contractions to help shed the uterine lining. Whole process, but yeah, you’re not gonna have period cramps if you don’t have a uterus to have a period to begin with.

[u/No_Importance9171 → u/[deleted]]

if you’re referring to the video, it isn’t.

[u/TophFeiBong420]

DID sufferers don't "see" their alters. This is schizophrenia at best. "40 ft tall airplane"

[u/i_am_nimue → u/TophFeiBong420]

This is a desperate need for attention, for external validation at any cost

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/TophFeiBong420]

>This is schizophrenia at best

Don't suggest anything else to fake lol

[u/TophFeiBong420 → u/Icy-Variation6614]

I'm sure she has a 2 paragraph long list of all her disorders on all her SM

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/TophFeiBong420]

Lol, and I bet like most munchies, there are contradicting (self) diagnoses in there.

[u/TophFeiBong420 → u/Icy-Variation6614]

I have chronic depression and have a chronically high level of serotonin production that makes me hallucinate clouds, rainbows and unicorns. All glittery of course. So I'm constantly :( but also :D

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/TophFeiBong420]

I have iron deficiency, but also a toxic level of iron.

So I'm always normal because they cancel out

[u/TophFeiBong420 → u/Icy-Variation6614]

Wow am I jealous of you. My iron is so low I'm in the hospital as we speak getting IV fluids and a pap smear ;(

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/TophFeiBong420]

My colonoscopy and endoscopy tubes made contact and now I have Migraines

Edit: ok that's not exactly contradictory...but my brain goes weird places sometimes lol

[u/TophFeiBong420 → u/Icy-Variation6614]

Speaking of tubes!! My eustachian tube is deformed and goes all the way through my head so when I get hot my brain leaks out of my ears

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/TophFeiBong420]

💀

[u/Moist_Fail_9269 → u/TophFeiBong420]

Crying airplane!

[u/Foreign-Molasses-405 → u/TophFeiBong420]

Okay gotta admit tho it’s kinda funny to imagine a massive jet standing on its two little wheels straight up sobbing behind this tiny human that just wants to eat its candy in peace. Someone should draw that unfortunately if someone did and this person isn’t a troll they will take that as acceptance not making fun of

[u/BRAlNYSMURF → u/Foreign-Molasses-405]

Jetfire is a Transformer. He's a space shuttle IIRC.

[u/thatbroadcast → u/TophFeiBong420]

We schizos don’t claim her either

[u/Routine_Proof9407 → u/thatbroadcast]

If im not mistaken you cant have schizophrenia and DID because the symptoms of DID could easily be part of a psychotic episode as this individual claims to be experiencing. My guess is she is faking both

[u/thatbroadcast → u/Routine_Proof9407]

Actually, DID and schizophrenia can be comorbid, as there are many overlapping symptoms. I read a study that up to 50% of folks with schizophrenia also meet the criteria for DID, which is pretty fascinating. That being said, I think she’s faking both too. I’ve never once seen anyone in active psychosis behave this particular way, and I’ve been to my fair share of psych wards. I’m also not sure what trauma this person has had that lead them to unconsciously create a “menstrual pain holder” lmaooo like what??

[u/Routine_Proof9407 → u/thatbroadcast]

Wow that’s strange, did those 50% have traumatogenic dissociative disorders or was it that their schizophrenia symptoms also fulfilled the criteria for DID? It would be very bizarre considering that only 1% of the global population has schizophrenia and 1.5% have DID. I would love if you could link that study for me, it would be an interesting read. And similarly, i have seen way too many psych wards, most schizophrenics have or had anosognosia making them incapable of identifying so clearly (as this lady does) what is reality and what is a hallucination, much less to the point have having zero emotional reaction to symptoms that are often horrifying. And the “insert -holder” is a newer trend with DID faker, while most people with actual DID do compartmentalize their traumatic memories, tiktokers have jumped on this trend of creating an alter for every single physical or psychological malady, likely because they ran out of OCs to use

[u/cott00n68 → u/TophFeiBong420]

Right lol. And the vast majority of hallucinations are not cool or friendly.

[u/TophFeiBong420 → u/cott00n68]

I follow that schizophrenic guy on tiktok with the dog who let's him know if his hallucinations are real or not, and I think about him every single day. How horrifying that must be

[u/cott00n68 → u/TophFeiBong420]

Aw. He's lucky to have a dog who helps him to get through that. <3 But yeah, it's horrible. :(

[u/basically_dead_now]

Don't you know? Periods are traumatic enough to cause DID

[u/mekomaniac → u/basically_dead_now]

i stubbed my toe the other day, and when the pain was over i gained like 3-5 more alters uwu

[u/doyouevenlemon]

Wtff?

[u/AdhesiveMadMan]

r/iamveryrandom

[u/GummyGumBun]

This feels so satire to me, especially with the random plane stuff and buyers remorse alter 😭 I don’t believe this is serious but I don’t recognize this creator so perhaps I’m wrong

[u/suspicioush → u/GummyGumBun]

no it was 100% serious, all of their comments are reviewed and there were no comments on any of them 😭

[u/stxrsinhiseyes]

never understood the "holder" micro labels. if the body experiences it, all alters experience it in some capacity

[u/Practical-While1693 → u/stxrsinhiseyes]

Jay Jay the jet plane ✈️ would be awesome

[u/stxrsinhiseyes → u/Practical-While1693]

horrifying. you meant horrifying. the animation is genuinely scary.

[u/Lily_Baxter → u/Practical-While1693]

Thanks a lot. I thought I'd suppressed that memory and now I have to split a new alter.

[u/HoodieGalore]

This shit is egregious 😂😂😂

[u/suspicioush → u/HoodieGalore]

egregious is a perfect word lmao

[u/AcornWholio]

I too have a trauma holder. Their name is Galoptrus, and they are a celestial octopus responsible for holding my trauma associated with watching these dumb videos.

[u/purplefuzz22]

Please forgive me for saying this but some people need to be bullied a bit more harshly so they don’t turn out like whatever the fuck this is

ETA I was bullied in school and I’m against it in 99% of cases … but goddamn these disorder fakers need to be bullied into social norms a bit 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/Huntressthewizard → u/purplefuzz22]

Yeah I had all this weirdness and cringe bullied outta me by the time I was 17.

[u/Cry_Harder_Boomer → u/[deleted]]

Yuh! Itz da libs!!

Ffs, no one mentioned politics you ninny

[u/Altruistic_Group787]

Genuine question... Is there a theory why so many of them are overweight? No hard feelings just curious.

[u/doktornein → u/Altruistic_Group787]

"Finally, averaging all of the reported percentages for BPD according to these various measures, 26.9 percent of participants met the criteria for BPD. In other words, a significant percentage of participants with obesity exhibited borderline personality symptomatology."

source

[u/Altruistic_Group787 → u/doktornein]

Interesting. Probably lack of impulse control/bingeing.

[u/elskaelmeri6 → u/[deleted]]

😭😭😭

[u/Practical-While1693 → u/elskaelmeri6]

Either that or like Russian dolls, a whole bunch of little people inside would explain the whole colorful situation

[u/Altruistic_Group787 → u/[deleted]]

Gtfo 😭

[u/SherbertSensitive538 → u/[deleted]]

🤭

[u/Icy-Variation6614 → u/[deleted]]

Send help, my sides launched into orbit to chill with the shuttlebot

[u/ricesnot → u/Altruistic_Group787]

A lot of people who are overweight or obese usually get that way due to mental illness.

While I doubt any of these people have DID they are most likely suffering from other problems that make them seek out attention.

Overeating is used as a coping mechanisim for a lot of different mental illnesses. I overeat if I let myself fall into depression due to childhood trauma where ice cream was the only thing that made me feel happy for a few moments. So now I can't have any ice cream in my house or I'll eat it all in a day. It works that way for a lot of other people who are addicted to foods and they're usually foods that are bad for you.

[u/woolen_goose → u/Altruistic_Group787]

Honestly, all of the DID fakers are clearly mentally ill just not with DID. A lot of mental illness stems from dysregulated hormones or damaged intestines; both of which cause weight gain. Also, mental illness can mean over eating for all kinds of reasons.

I’ve seen it IRL too many times. I call it “melting candle wax” face because it is clearly more than just weight gain, it’s how the weight sits and how the skin appears.

[u/arthur2807 → u/woolen_goose]

Yes, lots of these fakers, definitely the ones in their 20s and 30s, may not have DID, but I always believe they might have something like Munchausen‘s, or a personality disorder or something. Because this isn’t normal behaviour for an adult to exhibit.

[u/woolen_goose → u/arthur2807]

I am 40 and I remember hearing a program from France 20 years ago on a small radio program about how French Psychiatric scholars had conducted a study on America regarding “spectrum narcissism.” What we commonly refer to as now as “cluster b.” They had an estimate of 1/4 Americans back in like 2003. Imagine now with worsening social conditions and social media.

[u/Altruistic_Group787 → u/[deleted]]

Yes. They do. Hope they get help for their actual issues. I mean how do they work/contribute to society?

[u/Misseero → u/[deleted]]

Don't forget weird hairstyles and colors

[u/OneAndOnlyVi → u/Misseero]

Fr like I check the boxes of some of these things (overweight, queer, I got that tism) but you don’t see me faking DID…

[u/Huntressthewizard → u/Misseero]

I feel like a big fat stereotype with my blue mohawk and diagnosed ADHD 🤣

[u/hodges2 → u/[deleted]]

Bro that's just because they don't have a cis-het skinny chick alter

[u/JustHereForKA]

Why do I feel so much rage for these idiots. It's not normal. 😦

[u/MekeritrigsBalls → u/JustHereForKA]

Sounds like you have Intermittent Explosive Disorder Friend 😎

[u/TheMagicDrPancakez → u/JustHereForKA]

1). This sort of stuff distorts the perception of mental illnesses other people actually suffer from. 2). They are blatantly wanting attention and this is a sickening way to get it 3). If you know anyone like this in real life, you know they are pieces of shit.

[u/LopsidedIncident1367 → u/[deleted]]

That’s really creepy hahaha and so weird.

[u/angelickirin]

u guys are sleeping on the buyer’s remorse 40 foot tall crying plane

[u/Petraretrograde]

DID fakers always look like extras from Wall-e

[u/Murhuedur]

How long does it take to eat a bite of chocolate oh my god

[u/doesanyofthismatter]

They claim to have 1200 alters on their profile. Like, no one has ever been documented in medicine to ever have that many alters. They basically make one video for each alter.

The person is most likely a very lonely and sad individual that makes characters to feel confident or funny or outgoing and so on but doesn’t realize it’s just them.

[u/MekeritrigsBalls → u/doesanyofthismatter]

I actually have 1202 alters and we’re starting a longitudinal study on the population, multiple doctor alters are already doing research.

[u/No_Importance9171 → u/MekeritrigsBalls]

i downvoted this at first bc i didn’t see the “alter” part of this. you got my ass 😭😭

[u/Levofloxacine]

This gotta be satire at this point

[u/musicaltrash1922 → u/Levofloxacine]

Sadly, I know this person, and this isn't satire... They are really like this...

[u/Levofloxacine → u/musicaltrash1922]

You know them irl ?

[u/musicaltrash1922 → u/Levofloxacine]

Sadly. Never met them in person. I talked to them over Discord as we live in different countries. They also claim to have Hazbin/Helluva alters, and its not just one of the characters its multiple of all of them

[u/MekeritrigsBalls → u/musicaltrash1922]

Dang I kinda wanna cyber with them as angel dust 😛😩🥺

[u/not_the_glue_eater]

Menstrual pain holder? Sounds like a useful gadget. I'd like to rent one, please. /j

[u/elskaelmeri6]

why is the "menstrual pain holder" a guy?

[u/Beefyspeltbaby]

What does this even mean???

[u/Yumi-Mei]

What...?

[u/NekobellX3]

THIS IS THE WORST I HAVE SEEN!

[u/Traditional-Lion3293]

Go look at their other videos, they’re such hard watches lmao. They showed up on my fyp and the video I saw made me audibly say what the fuck

[u/Jaybee021967]

What would ‘Keith’ know about period pains????

[u/bipedalferret]

i saw this the other day while i was tripping and i was genuinely at a loss for words.

[u/Fraulo]

Wtf does that even mean?

[u/WelderNo1997]

Menstrual pain holder... Buyer's remorse holder... 40 ft plane...

[u/h0117_39]

Regardles if they can physically or mentally see the 40ft tall aeroplane, are normal human alters just not cutting it for them anymore 😭

[u/redfancydress]

Good lord. Imagine this is your kid acting a fool like this online.

[u/lost_vault_hunter]

Imagine this is your life… pretending to be mentally ill.

Bruh.

[u/hockeybelle → u/[deleted]]

I’m sorry I laughed at your comment, but I also feel your pain.

[u/MekeritrigsBalls → u/[deleted]]

Hey we could be posting online faking disorders. At least we have more self awareness!

Also some people enjoy a nice smelly pussy what’s wrong with the world today

[u/StellarEclipses]

TF

[u/hillofjumpingbeans]

Is this satire?

[u/LopsidedIncident1367]

This can’t be real xd

[u/Routine_Proof9407]

Im dying 🤣i wish this was a parody!

[u/baphommite]

"Buyer's remorse holder" god same

[u/Mewli]

what did I just see. just WHAT

[u/digitvl]

What the fuck are they even trying to emulate or say?!

[u/MekeritrigsBalls]

Yo my menstrual pain holden deez…

[u/Moscacita]

Imagine setting up a camera just to stare around the room?

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[u/Rustymetal14]

When did Bobby Hill get glasses?

[u/MekeritrigsBalls → u/Rustymetal14]

https://www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/s/w3G3OFEQB7

[u/Kooky-Copy4456]

Is… is this not satire?????

[u/suspicioush → u/Kooky-Copy4456]

no, this person is dead serious i fear

[u/DarthTormentum]

Jesus christ this shit is so fucking weird.

[u/CuddlyPandas69]

The fucking bullshit people come up with lmfao

[u/LaFleurMorte_]

These idiots are insane. Their silly quirky roleplay bullshit completely mocks people with actual severe trauma. What people nowadays do for likes, attention and misplaced validation on social media is beyond me.

[u/WhatDaFooook]

My God, talk about make it up as you go along. You can see an alter but hey it’ll do for content and you can always claim you’re a ‘special’ case.

They seem to think DID is like some fantasy game where you get to pick and play different characters. Act like a fool then claim it’s an alter. This is NOT some anime comic or dungeons and dragons ffs.

[u/Practical-Refuse2266]

i’m really high and just realized that DID fakers like pretending to have friends. i know it’s for attention too, but like…

[u/Calm_Grocery_7394]

These attention seekers all have the same shaped beak mouth. I swear this is a genetic flaw in our species.

[u/MouseEXP]

Why is this thing eating chocolate

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[u/marc512]

Why do these people exist...

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[u/Cry_Harder_Boomer → u/[deleted]]

What the fuck are you on about over there, Mr Sunshine?