Right in my goddamn face

[u/PaperFlower14765]

[u/air_flair]

At least it's not the fine glitter.

[u/Akhanyatin → u/air_flair]

Kinda got sad that it wasn't

[u/redditorialy_retard → u/Akhanyatin]

If it was we are no longer friends. Trust me if it is, you will still find the glitter randomly in years

[u/Akhanyatin → u/redditorialy_retard]

Lol yes

[u/Null-34]

I would go into his attic and just drop it inside his bedroom wall

[u/gilady089]

Feels like a potential suicide in the making. Someone comes bummed from work and starts hearing this. They look for half an hour now both exhausted and angry and finally find it just to have glitter to clean and break

[u/AtTheEdgeOfDying → u/gilady089]

Definitely know you're time, place and relationship for this

[u/Cry-Skull-7 → u/gilady089]

Sounds like you don't know many particularly stable people, friend. Normally you gotta go through a handful of emotions before suicide's on the table, especially over an obnoxious card.

[u/AuronMessatsu]

Mother fu...

[u/jubrili]

Sounds like Prepotente from r/DungeonCrawlerCarl

[u/Slogfarts → u/jubrili]

I mean, the title of the post is a direct quote from DCC.

[u/PaperFlower14765 → u/Slogfarts]

😁🤓😉

[u/Articunoslays → u/jubrili]

I was thinking the same thing!

[u/Oculicious42]

More people should ask themselves whether their contributions and ideas are a net good or bad for people and the environment

[u/DADDY_Gerthquake]

How do I order 7

[u/Cry-Skull-7]

Nah, you wanna make it so it doesn't stop screaming. And if you tear it up, even More glitter pours out.

[u/EasilyRekt]

They gotta make one where you can load your own glitter, keep saying the fine stuff is where it’s at.

[u/Opposite-Fall-9868 → u/EasilyRekt]

Pocket Fentanyl

[u/willstr1 → u/EasilyRekt]

The herpes of art supplies

[u/Parking-Position-698 → u/EasilyRekt]

Mark Rober has taught me more about glitter then I knew there was to learn

[u/Feel_the_snow]

from where it get electricity