r/foundsatan • u/nondescriptun • 7d ago

Literally how to find Satan

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u/batkave 7d ago

That's hilarious.

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u/nowaynostop 7d ago

Might be the edible kicking in, but that’s the best thing I’ve seen all day

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u/infinityisadrug 6d ago

It is the edible, this is good content, not great content. Enjoy the vibes

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u/nathos_thanatos 7d ago

Why? For the glory of Satan of course.

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u/SmanginSouza 7d ago

10/10 would change my daughter's diaper there.

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u/four100eighty9 7d ago

What if you don’t have a flame blade with you?

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u/NullPro 7d ago

Silly question because who doesn’t carry their flame blade with them at all times?

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u/Thealmightylotad 7d ago

You know what they say: Teach ‘em young, teach ‘em right.

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u/slartibuttfart 6d ago

Satanism, giving you the flexibility to navigate life's most inconvenient moments with your little demonspawn. Learn more at 'I took too much dot com". Side effects may include eternal suffering and severe burns.

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u/Few-Advantage-3893 6d ago

Those things are stupid anyway. I put my kid in close it and wait. Nothing. I look for a place to put quarters or swipe a card. Still nothing.
Take the kid back out and still a shitty diaper.

They just don't work!

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u/Zugezogen1150 7d ago

I am trolling a French Christian snowflake in the comments over there right now. Feel free to join in on the fun.