r/foundsatan 2d ago

Barnes and Noble your employees need to be stopped.

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u/Goofcheese0623 2d ago

Adorable dog and cute little girl. They're inseparable!

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u/akirakurou 2d ago

They’re best friends forever. Bound together for their whole life!

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u/TheWhite2086 2d ago

Talking about Den and Winry right?

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u/CausticLogic Regular Satanist 2d ago

But it is completely true. It is a wholesome story about two brothers and there is a cute doggo in the first chapters. Very engaging story. I recommend it highly.

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u/kraggleGurl 2d ago

Play with me Edward.

My first anime. Still traumatized.

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u/greyladyghost 11h ago

Can confirm I sobbed

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u/Fantastic-Corner-605 2d ago

Could someone explain why this is wrong?

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u/angry640 2d ago

Allow me, spoilers ahead

the first few chapters follow a man named tucker or smth and he does alchemy making hybrids, to stay a state alchemist and maintain it's benefits bro transmute his own daughter and pet dog fusing them unto one chymera that can talk. He later, like a day later, gets murdered by a man named scar

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u/FloatingTacos957 2d ago

To summarize, dad commits crimes against humanity by fusing dog with daughter

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u/Legendary_GrumpyCat 2d ago

And to add to the evil of it, the poor thing was in horrible pain the whole time after it was made, and it didn't really understand what was done to it.

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u/palimbackwards 2d ago

I saw the anime, but I didn't realize that it was so early story

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u/angry640 2d ago

Yeah pretty sure its like the 2nd big thing after that fake stone

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u/ChefArtorias 2d ago

It's like episode 4

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u/PrimeLimeSlime 2d ago

Also it turns out he did the same thing to his wife before, and while the resulting chimera could also talk the only thing it would say was to plead for death.

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u/NarrowAd4973 2d ago

Shou Tucker. A name that shall forever live in anime infamy.

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u/angry640 2d ago

Yeah didn't know if I spelled it right I guess I did

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u/Unikitty139 2d ago

I don’t even watch/read FMA and know that this person may be the true Satan.

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u/SmartassMouth89 2d ago

Oh that chapter… well it’s technically correct but if the backstory of the protagonist isn’t fucked io enough that one will definitely give kids nightmares. To parents out there read the rating books have if it says rated for 14-17 years old it’s usually for a hell of a good reason. For those that still want to be fucked up this is definitely another that is dark despite how cute it appears to look Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

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u/BarisBlack 2d ago

Am I the only one that wants to buy Maddie a drink and plot something with her?

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u/RedKetchup73 2d ago

Oooh a little dog! My daughter will love this for sure.

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u/hateshumans 2d ago

I refuse to watch those two episodes again

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u/MeliodusSama 2d ago

Too soon!

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u/Difficult_Ad_7854 2d ago

One of the first examples of something happening in a comic actually shook me to my core.

Would highly recommend.

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u/EnvironmentalArea748 2d ago

This brings a smile to my face.

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u/spicy_feather 2d ago

That's fucking evil

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u/Arshiaa001 2d ago

Maddie, you absolute fucker.

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u/hellp-desk-trainee- 2d ago

They're not wrong...

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u/4ss8urgers 1d ago

Adorable dog they say…

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pea_753 1d ago

It will always be too soon.

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 2d ago

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u/L4rgo117 1d ago

I heard the same about Old Yeller

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u/Novasprim 1d ago

Damn… I have an image for this too!