r/foundsatan • u/Sol-Blackguy • 1d ago

You bout to be the April Fool

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u/LaserJetVulfpeck 1d ago

wide backs. lol

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u/D4wnR1d3rL1f3 23h ago

Tf does that mean? Overweight?

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u/LaserJetVulfpeck 21h ago

I think that is what it must be.

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u/readditredditread 3h ago

It’s a football position, office league rules.

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u/No_Word4863 1d ago

I'm pissed off 😠

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u/Royal-tiny1 23h ago

Thank God! I am sooo over pizza and donuts at work.

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u/Chugabutt 1d ago

I would have taken that box with me.

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u/KMunashii 23h ago

I’d still eat it

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u/Minute-Store-1715 17h ago

The best april fool prank that i ever experienced is my friend's. He put a kfc chicken bucket full of broccoli on the dining table. The disappointed face of his kids is simply priceless. If the kids want the kfc, they need to eat 3 piece of steamed broccoli.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 5h ago

I would say “what broccoli?” Because I ate all of it

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u/CreepyClay 22h ago

I would rip out your throat with my teeth and make a bagpipe out of your body.

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u/CoralinesButtonEye 10h ago

ok wideback

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u/CreepyClay 7h ago

It's the principle of the thing. Imagine if you bought a copy of Hellsing Ultimate, opened it up, and found twilight in the box.

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u/FunnyChampion2228 1h ago

Points for creativity, but no body bagpipes pls? kthx

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u/CreepyClay 1h ago

I mean bagpipes were initially made out of animal skin and bones so it's doable.

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u/FunnyChampion2228 1h ago

Lol I believe you. It's just an unsettling thought. But I see your username is 👌🏼. haha

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 5h ago

Somebody is begging to have all of their office supplies mysteriously go missing

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u/HuanXiaoyi 13h ago

as a person who finds foods that are too sweet repulsive i would kidnap a bunch of the veggies (not the broccoli) and the dip and thank the person who brought them LMAO

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u/mateoroy12 4h ago

That looks good