r/foundsatan • u/Feel_the_snow • 1d ago

Happy Birthday!

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u/YomanJaden99 1d ago

NOT THE POOL TABLE!!! I can only imagine the cost to clean and fix the felt up!

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u/Noexit 1d ago

The felt was pretty ratty looking to start with but, yeah, bad move on the table.

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u/YomanJaden99 1d ago

It really upsets me that they got this super expensive pool table, and then they went with the cheapest and most basic set of pool balls they could go with, and they also don't even take care of it in the first place!

That table alone, if I had to guess, is a good 3-5k

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u/D347H7H3K1Dx 1d ago

They could be using this as a reason to get it fixed up tbh

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u/Lady-Cane 1d ago

Probably around $500 to replace the felt, re-level.

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u/AnonymouslyAnonymiss 22h ago

Okay this was my first thought too, and I almost felt bad about it but then I remembered how fucking expensive pool tables are

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u/Scudmiss 1d ago

Did you see what it looked like at the start of the video?

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u/Evantaur 3h ago

looks like it's full of jizz

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u/reborn_v2 1d ago

Kid lost hearing

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u/humourlessIrish 1d ago

It's just a prank bro

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u/wunderbraten 1d ago

WHAT?

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u/TheShychopath 1d ago

It's just a prank, bro. Why are you mad?

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u/Praetorian_1975 1d ago

What what

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u/humourlessIrish 1d ago

Im sorry.

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!!!!!!

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u/Hot_Balance9294 1d ago

Why is everything always ringing now?

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u/31November 1d ago

Just A Prank Bro

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u/AndronixESE 1d ago

Why does the cake say Dad though

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u/madememake1up 1d ago

Gender re-reveal party

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam 1d ago

It says “PAU” which is the diminutive of “Paula”

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u/TrevCat666 1d ago

Funny prank in concept, but they used way too much explosive, were they trying to make her lose a finger if she touched it?

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u/micemusculus 1d ago

I think the "explosive" was the balloon.

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u/According-Fix-8378 1d ago

No it was def an explosion. You can see at 7 seconds if you fine scrub the bar there is clearly an explosion coming up from the cake.

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u/NoNameBrandJunk 21h ago

Its amazing the freeze the frames and see different parts of it but from mobile the best i could see was the top of the cake had a fireball or something, then chunks flying.

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u/AdmirableIssue4404 1d ago

Why ruin the pool table?

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u/spleefy 1d ago

Why any of it

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u/Fickles1 1d ago

Yeah this seemed unnecessary.

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u/Imnotgettingspoiled 1d ago

Cheap flashbang.

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u/TorontoTom2008 1d ago

She could tell something was off in the way it was smoking

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u/TaiyoFurea 1d ago

Straight out of one of those cold opens in an episode of "the rookie"

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u/DoctorApprehensive34 1d ago

Anytime I hear Spanish being spoken and balloons being anywhere in the video, I assume it's going to be a hydrogen explosion

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u/somerandommystery 20h ago

The poor little girl at the end trying to get the cake out of her brain!!! lol.

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u/Ego5687 1d ago

The cake is A LIE i tell you, A LIE!

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u/nicole172 23h ago

Were they telling her to bite it because that’s actually crazy

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u/nicole172 23h ago

They were just chanting to blow out the candles but still crazy because at least one person knew it’d blow

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u/PrincesKyara 3h ago

Why do people feel the need to bash others down in their special day no less

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u/subnet12 1d ago

And she has to do the cleaning the day after her birthday. like usual.

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u/Praetorian_1975 1d ago

In ‘where ever the hell that is’ cake blows you out

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u/omega_Z23 1d ago

This is a funny prank (bombs your house)

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u/spencer_world 1d ago

Meet the Demoman

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u/CLONE-11011100 8h ago

Well that escalated quickly…

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u/Pudding-Dangerous 2h ago

No birthday is complete without the ied😌

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u/Maya-Dabbie 1d ago

r/portal crosspost pls I'm banned there

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u/2metal4this 1d ago

I can see why you're banned there.