r/guitarcirclejerk • u/birdawesome Edit me • 2d ago

0-3-5 Riffing with John Mayo

Sorry if repost just saw this and knew it belonged here

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u/Ok_Breadfruit5796 Dollar Store Satriani 2d ago

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u/Strangest_Implement 1d ago

guy on the left has that guitar center toan

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u/Flaming-Driptray 1d ago

Thats the vintage tone that you only get from cranking the distortion knob on a 15w solid state practice amp from the 90’s. They are the new dumbles.

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u/Buzz_Osborne 1d ago

Holy shit you’re right! Where did I put that Peavy Bandit???

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u/Trendiggity antarctican tele (COLD TOANZ) 1d ago

No a bandit has way too many knobs, which we all know rob toan

We need the rage 158, silver stripe of course, for that premium 90s sound

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u/Mephistocheles 1d ago

Yessssssssssssssssss I learned how to play Metallica and Slayer and Pantera and Carcass and Sepultura through that Amp, death growling my way through high school. Fuck yeah 🤘

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u/RobotGloves 1d ago

I remember my Crate.

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u/The_Urban_Genitalry 1d ago

He is modern day Toan E. Iommi.

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u/rsplatpc 16h ago

guy on the left has that guitar center toan

nothing sounds like a $25 Crate

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u/Significant_Money453 1d ago

*tone

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u/Strangest_Implement 1d ago

I said what I said

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u/Flaming-Driptray 1d ago

Chalk this one up to a lack of jerking, we might need to give him a community tug.

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u/Significant_Money453 1d ago

There is nothing worse than being intentionally wrong.

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u/Strangest_Implement 21h ago

being a grammar nazi in a jerk sub is far worse

source: trust me, bro

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u/m00syg00sy 1d ago

Bro got absolutely fucked

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u/All-696969 1d ago

Outplayed

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u/Buzz_Osborne 2d ago

I really laughed the fuck out loud

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u/sjbennett85 guitar based prog-metal solo project 1d ago

The fucking sincerity in the lead up and delivery of the response

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u/j-eezy94 1d ago

The toan. The face. The 0-3-5…. What a legend

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u/Virv 1d ago

Seriously, I went back and looked at the fingering - there's no way this was real. Holy shit!

Still laughing.

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u/uvucydydy 1d ago

I'm still laughing 😃

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u/East_Type_3013 Guifakist 2d ago

Damn, that mayonnaise got served with some extra disrespect

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u/Familiar-Ad-8220 1d ago

This guy gets it... Just like a Christopher Nolan movie... I absolutely saw it coming, but it still got me

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u/S1M0ND0e Flanders Flannel 2d ago

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u/EternallyPissedOff 1d ago edited 1d ago

Guy on the right needs to shut the hell up, he’s ruining the left guy’s flow

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u/CzLittle 1d ago

Offtopic but bro on the right's guitar is really nice looking

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u/birdawesome Edit me 1d ago

I think it’s his signature Silver Semen

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u/sewer_rat2006 1d ago

No it's the Magenta Smegma

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 1d ago

Don’t bring magneto into this

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u/SwiftTayTay 1d ago

Bro on the right

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u/obi5150 1d ago

Wouldve fuckin DIED if the playing was reversed.

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u/jesus_freak69 1d ago

How's dental school going?

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u/Boule-of-a-Took 1d ago

I don't even need the volume on to hear the guy on the left is a beast

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u/neonons265 1d ago

I'm speechless

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u/Timmeh_123 1d ago

Wow. Guy on the left is incredible. I mean just look at the technique! He’s a prodigy! The reflexes in his fingers, the way he knows exactly what notes to look for… this is peak. No guitar player will ever get better than this. Guy on the left, I salute you.

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u/The_Urban_Genitalry 1d ago

Smoke on the Water always beats the wanky white bluesmen who review guitar gear.

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u/SwissMargiela 1d ago

Ok this is somewhat crazy, I just checked, the dude on the left’s riff has 590m plays on Spotify.

Absolutely insane work, we’re watching a legend unfold before us.

Idk who the guy on the right is but he could learn a thing or two.

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u/daddy_is_sorry Green Cold Cucumber Plants 1d ago

Damn that’s some good shit I lold

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u/BrunoDeeSeL 1d ago

Who's next? John Bonermess?

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u/raph_carp 1d ago

I didn't even have to have the sound on to know what he was playing 😂😂

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u/TedMich23 1d ago

luckily only his cock is David Duke...

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u/Level_Solution8070 12h ago

Ain’t shit past the fifth fret anyways

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u/MrNice1983 1d ago

I want to see the naked midget who was running the camera

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u/Tough_Ad_3889 1d ago

Toan is stored in the eyebrows

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u/Tholian_Bed 21h ago

Kid has that "statement made" look.

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u/loves2spooge2018 3h ago

He always looks like he’s getting sucked off /: