r/heroes3 • u/Seahawk124 • Mar 01 '25
Fluff What was needed at the White House, last night! (Too soon?)
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u/TheGuyFromBG Mar 01 '25
Also, Wisdom, Tactics, and Knowledge.
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u/Colspex Mar 01 '25
Trump has Basic Balistics and Expert Luck.
Artifact: Stateman's medal
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u/Avermerian Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25
Pretty sure he also has "Expert fire"
as in, firing experts
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u/BadFurDay Mar 01 '25
Expert diplomacy: Let's find a deal that leaves us both satisfied
Advanced diplomacy: Give us your rare earths and we'll maybe think about helping
Basic diplomacy: We'll hold a peace talk about the Ukraine war without Ukraine
Negative diplomacy: let me tell ya, Putin went through a hell of a lot with me, he went through a phony witch hunt where they used him and Russia. Russia Russia Russia, you ever hear of that deal? that was a phony, that was a phony Hunter Biden, Joe Biden scam, Hillary Clinton, shifty Adam Schiff, it was a democrat scam and he had to go through that, and he did go through it. We didn't end up in a war and he went through it. He was accused of all that stuff, he had nothing to do with it. it came out of Hunter Biden's bathroom. it came out of Hunter Biden's bedroom. It was disgusting and then they said "oh, oh, the laptop from hell was made by Russia", the 51 agents, the whole thing was a scam, and he had to put up with that. he was accused of all that stuff. all I can say is this, he might have broken deals with Obama and Bush and he might have broken em with Biden-- he did, maybe, maybe he didn't, I don't know what happened but he didn't break them with me.
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u/rt590 Mar 01 '25
Lolol how is Putin being accused of election interference him "going through a lot". Like the random stuff being talked about in our news cycle would affect him at all.
PS I heard this on the video, but reading through it again it's even more insane lol
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u/Acewasalwaysanoption Mar 01 '25
This is real? Wtf
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u/Obligatorium1 Mar 01 '25
A verbatim response to a question about what the USA would do if Putin were to break a potential ceasefire deal, no less.
I'm not even sure it's negative diplomacy, since it doesn't really have much to do with the question or the negotiation in general, but I don't really know what else it would be either. It sure is something, though. I wonder if even Trump knows what it is.
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u/Soundoftesticles Mar 01 '25
Wouldn't negative diplomacy be when you say that the person who was attacked shouldn't have started the war?
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u/westtexasbackpacker Mar 01 '25
You can help Ukraine🇺🇦 buy units and upgrade their existing units here- https://u24.gov.ua/
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u/Laanner Mar 02 '25
Don't advertise scam sites. We all know that money goes into the pocket, not into where it needed.
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u/westtexasbackpacker Mar 02 '25
You mean the official Ukrainian fund raising platform / website launched in 2022 by President Zelensky that let's see track where your donations go and partnered directly with the national bank is a fraud?
Id rather the US pay the money and double check to ensure none gets lost. Sure. But id also rather have half my money paid out to u24 for whatever (this isn't the issue though, for the reasons above) than do nothing where America ignores allies, takes the side of the aggressor, sympathizes with racist and pedofiles, etc.
Advice to avoid scam sites is good.
This isn't one.
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u/throwaway_uow Mar 03 '25
The "tell a story" technique. At presidential level. No, sorry, at highschool level, just inside the White House, and with another president
(Honestly, as an european, each time I hear a US polititian speak, I feel like I'm loosing braincells. Its like listening to communistic leader speeches from the 70')
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u/synchronicitistic Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25
In-game Bio: After a series of failed buisness ventures, Lord Dumpy decided to seek out a new life of adventure in Erathia. He quickly learned that the peasants toiling in the countryside would gleefully join his army even though under his command their lives become even more difficult.
Unique skill: Peasants. Reduces the stats of all peasants under his command for each level gained after the 1st level, but gains a 50% bonus when sacrificing peasants on an altar of sacrifice.
Expert (de-)Leadership: -3 morale to all troops.
Expert (de-)Diplomacy: all troops that would normally join your army (Canada, NATO allies) become hostile.
Expert (non-)Wisdom: cannot learn anything from a mage guild. '
Expert (un-)Intelligence: mages at the university report he was possibly the stupidest student they have ever seen.
Expert (non-)Scholar: allies who interact with him not only do not learn new spells, they apparently forget everthing they have experienced previously.
Expert (un-) Estates: Contracts your kingdom's economy by 4% each month.
Expert (de-)Logistics: Diet of McDonalds and Diet Coke reduces his movement points by 50%.
Expert Scouting: can detect the presence of gullible and easily manipulated followers by an additional three hexes.
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u/_LordVenger_ Mar 01 '25
Also, Wisdom
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u/danieldeceuster Mar 01 '25
What Trump needs is a Pendant of Free Will so Putins hypnosis has no effect.
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u/miku157 Mar 01 '25
better get the expert necromancy skill before shit hits the fan, gotta be prepared .^
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u/civnub Mar 01 '25
only necromancers want the war to continue
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u/Sweet_acc_pr0sa Mar 01 '25
Remember, war can ends today, orks can just take all their military and get back to their land, pretty simple solution I belive, if not then welp as a polish citizen I hope Ukrainians won't give up and I will support my government helping them,
We have waste 70 post war years dealing with ruskie mir never again
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u/red-fluffy-fox Mar 01 '25
There is a historical rule: before you can exterminate the French minority in your own country, you must first defeat France. So it is quite logical that in order to expel ethnic Russians from Donbass and Crimea, you must first defeat Russia.
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u/Bu11ett00th Mar 01 '25
Nobody was expelling ethnic Russians or Russian speakers. You're buying into kremlin gremlin bs
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u/red-fluffy-fox Mar 01 '25
I lived in Kiev (Kyiv now, lul) before 2020.
The social cause of the war (there are actually more causes) was the long-standing policy of segregation based on language. Period.21
u/Bu11ett00th Mar 01 '25
I lived in Kiev for 36 years, still here. Russian speaker all my life, including friends, family and colleagues.
Please tell me about this segregation, I must know where do I get segregated. "PEriOd"
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u/red-fluffy-fox Mar 01 '25
Maybe just Stockholm syndrome?
In recent years, I have often visited Kyrgyzstan for work, and even there, the Russian language has much more rights than in Ukraine, despite the incomparably smaller percentage of native speakers.7
u/Bu11ett00th Mar 01 '25
What stockholm syndrome? I literally speak Russian.
As for Kyrgyztan - did Kyrgyztan get invaded by Russia? Did Russia establish a puppet president who's a thug and doesn't even speak Kyrgyz language? Did they try the poison the opposition? Is Russia claiming Kyrgyz people are not really Kyrgyz but "confused Russians"? Is Russia occupying a part of Kyrgyztan
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u/Bu11ett00th Mar 02 '25 edited Mar 02 '25
I saw your new reply but it got deleted before I got the opportunity to answer. I speak Russian everywhere. Yet to encounter nationalists and apologize to them. I did encounter Russian drones, rockets, and my friends who were forced out of their homes in Crimea for not supporting the "referendum". Since you believe it was fair, you probably believe Putin's vote ratings. Probably Lukashenko's as well. Such unity of people! /S
On a serious note, just do an experiment. Go anywhere in Ukraine and speak Russian publicly. In different cities. Then go anywhere to Russia-occupied parts of Ukraine and speak Ukrainian there. See where you get into trouble first. And see what constitutes "trouble": maybe a cold look (even though I didn't get that even in Lviv), vs getting kidnapped and tortured in a basement.
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u/PkerBadRs3Good Mar 02 '25
what rights? are you being vague on purpose?
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u/red-fluffy-fox Mar 02 '25
Imagine Quebec, where about 80% of the population speaks French. Now imagine that the Canadian government has established that all documents must be in English. Lectures at universities are only in English (in reality, they are still in French, so inspectors come from Ottawa from time to time). Teaching French at Quebec schools is becoming more difficult every year.
Finally, Quebec manages to elect a president of Canada who makes French the second official language, giving it some rights. And then - bam! - a revolution of English nationalists (Maidan) occurs, who overthrow the "French puppet" president and with their very first decree try to cancel the official status of the French language. (Google the Kolesnichenko-Kivalov law).
In my opinion, this is a 100% reason for war.2
u/PkerBadRs3Good Mar 02 '25
In my opinion, this is a 100% reason for war.
This is an insane leap to me and I suppose we will never agree on this. Invading another country is an incredibly drastic measure and I cannot fathom thinking that what you're talking about is reason for war. I wouldn't want to invade Canada if they did all of that, either. It's ridiculous to think that this is what should happen.
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u/civnub Mar 01 '25
Yeah I get it but would you realisticly go get droned just so some corn field could get taxed by a building with a white and red flag instead of a white red and blue flag ??
Nationalism is aids and almost all world conflict is the result of tribal dick waving. Remember a hundred years ago how milions of men died over some random dispute over fucking bosnia of all places?!
Its not even a communism vs fascism vs capitalism issue like it was 70 years ago, both parties are retarded corrupt (((oligarchies))).
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u/Sweet_acc_pr0sa Mar 01 '25
U just say some "i never had real problems in my life" bullshitery xD
Thats ends of conversation i belive xD
I wish u can live ur happy life w/o obstacles
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u/civnub Mar 01 '25
???
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u/13GH0ST13 Mar 02 '25
you just don't get it do you? russia never kept their promises and would likely start bombarding them again just after they rebuilt their military again and again as they did before. Ucaine wants this to end FOR GOOD not for a few days as would be a result of that Trump wants to enact
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u/civnub Mar 02 '25
How would the life of the average person in Donbass change if its in ukraine or russia, tell me? On one side you have putin crying like a jew about nazis and 6 milion gas ovens turning russians to soap and on the other side you have zelenski whos parents are in israel, and you tell me any of this matters and people should continue to die in this clown war? Trump is unironicly doing the good thing by stopping the war, just think of all those poor industrialists that wont be able to make money off of bombing childrenm, the horror!!!!
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u/Sweet_acc_pr0sa Mar 02 '25
U for real? XD u think there is no difference between living under soviet government or european goverment? In one u have freedon of being and possesing in other ur just an tool and disposable garbage xD
U dude rly need to stop posting under topics u have no clue
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u/civnub Mar 02 '25
But its not a soviet government? What century are you from? Im not some russian apologist but people in the "west" get arrested and have their lives ruined over problematic tweets. This is certainly not a matter worth dying over.
Also please stop typing with 'Xd'-s like a twelve year old from 2006 please
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u/PopUpClicker Mar 01 '25
Not enough. Trump has been edited in the map editor by Russia to never join the hero
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u/Uruguaianense Mar 01 '25
Ukrainians stay strong. And Russians I know the majority of you don't support this dictator called Putin. This war is a meat grinder for both countries.
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u/FirmIngenuity9278 Mar 01 '25
This group shouldn’t have any politics. It is about the love of the game.
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u/Pennonymous_bis Mar 01 '25
To be fair, the diplomacy skill is mostly about bribing weaker forces into doing your bidding. There's nothing particularly subtle or nice about it.
Ah and avoiding losses in fights you'd rather dodge.
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u/patate98 Mar 01 '25
Not too soon just not pertinent since it didn't matter what zelenski did or said they were obviously decided to do that kind of thing from the beginning
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Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25
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u/trueoriginaltaos Mar 01 '25
Yeah, we're all here because HOMM3 fans.
But sorry, friend, unfortunately nobody will be in peace if Ukraine will be added to NATO. It all happened exactly because they wanted to be in NATO. It's OK if it will be independent and inside of some economical unions, but not war unions.
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u/Grayseal simping for sandro Mar 01 '25
Nobody will be at peace as long as the Russian Federation continues to invade other countries.
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u/RuMarley Mar 01 '25
Count all your downvotes to this comment as individual badges of honour. After all, this is reddit.
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u/Dank_Vader32 Mar 01 '25
Instead of understanding and using basic diplomacy, the fascist went in with 99 spell power, expert fire, expert sorcery, Orb of Tempestuous Fire and unleashed Armageddon.
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u/Seahawk124 Mar 02 '25
Everyone, calm the Hell down. It was a joke. Yes a bad one, but still a joke.
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u/Zeftonic Mar 02 '25
Let's leave everything as it is.
Russia is controlling the strongest nation in the world, what does that mean?
They have the grail ♟️🚞🚩 🏴🏳️
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u/asdasci Mar 02 '25
The creatures are swayed by your diplomatic tongue, and make you an offer:
All 630 of F35s will join your army for free. Do you accept?
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u/dEm3Izan Mar 03 '25
Please refrain from dragging politics in this rare sub that isn't usually infected with it.
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u/lakeunder Mar 01 '25
Please leave out the politics. I get you wanted to make a joke but some people just want to enjoy a game.
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u/SeeShark Mar 01 '25
I agree with OP's perspective, but also agree that this isn't the place for it. It's a game subreddit, and that's before you consider the number of Slavs here because it's homm3. This topic is just going to lead to anger.
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u/SeanSpencers Mar 01 '25
Mods, you should delete this. This is not a political sub and as we all know, Europe is where this game is most popular. Don’t let this offend them.
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u/Libious Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25
Stfu about politics. Why the hell people need to drag it into every group?!
Edit: This is effing rich. You want to keep your hobbies and interests politics free, cause you're tired of swing that shit all over the place, and what happens? People dog pile on you for not wanting to engage in bullshit. Effing NPC behavior. 🤦♂️
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u/Vivladi Mar 01 '25
“Unlike you snowflakes, I’m not a sensitive crybaby”
“Why make joke about the news 😡😡😡”
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u/Triggercut72 Mar 01 '25
It is sad that that guy doesn't want a ceasefire, and there are so many that want to send other peoples children and fathers to be killed.
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u/Uruguaianense Mar 01 '25
Ukraine was invaded, russians r4ped women, kidnapped children, and killed and tortured civilians. People in regions annexed by Russia are mistreated. Look at the war crimes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_war_crimes#Ukraine
Putin invaded Crimea in the past and now invaded part of Ukraine. What makes you think he will stop?
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u/Kirill1986 Mar 01 '25
Yeap, and somehow he is the good guy. And people that aim for peace are bad guys.
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u/SeeShark Mar 01 '25
There's a difference between "peace" and "surrender."
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u/Kirill1986 Mar 01 '25
There is no win for Ukraine here. The choice is to save lives and rest of the country or disappear from the map.
Ukraine is the bad guy here. Along with USA. Hopefully Trump will really change their foreign policy and there will be no more wars.6
u/SeeShark Mar 01 '25
I sort of agree that Ukraine's requirements for peace are probably unrealistic, but that's still because they're the weaker party and they're losing and thus will probably have to surrender. It's still not "peace," especially if there are no guarantees against future Russian aggression (relevant since this is the second Russian invasion of Ukraine in under 15 years).
Ukraine is the bad guy here.
Lol
Lmao
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u/Kirill1986 Mar 01 '25
Invasion in Ukraine happened in 2013-2014 and it wasn't Russia. It was USA. Since then Ukraine constantly went deeper in shit. This war that Russia started is a shock therapy to end the suffering of millions of people. The aim is not to destroy Ukraine or something but to liberate it from USA's slavery.
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u/SeeShark Mar 01 '25
...the annexation of Crimea by Russia was a US invasion?
Dude. I'm not asking you to like the US, but COME ON.
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u/Kirill1986 Mar 01 '25
Dude, you're looking at one thing and turning blind eye to other thing. Everything is connected. Why do you think Russia brought Crimea back home? Because Russia is evil or something?
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u/SeeShark Mar 01 '25
What do you mean by "back home"? Crimea is literally connected to Ukraine. Why does it need to be part of Russia?
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u/Kirill1986 Mar 01 '25
Because it always was a part of Russia. Russia conquered it from Turkey or something back in a day. And then in USSR Russia just gave out its territories to Ukraine. And even when Crimea was part of Ukraine it was never Ukrainian. It even had autonomy from Ukraine, officially.
Still, I would like to hear your opinion on why Russia took Crimea back home. You can call it annexation or whatnot, I don't mind.
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u/Kirill1986 Mar 01 '25
I think last night in White House happened exactly what needed to happen:) Schmuck finally was treated as he deserves. Well, still too light in my opinion.
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u/dickbob37 Mar 01 '25
Wow lefty reddit even destroyed this sub now
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u/AtrociKitty Mar 02 '25
The entire site is like this, because Reddit mods ban anyone who isn't on the left side of the aisle.
This is a game sub, politics don't belong here.
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u/kisshun Mar 01 '25
why the fuck you people feel the need to turn every single god damn sub into a political cesspool...
gtfo with this crap.
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u/RuMarley Mar 01 '25
looool
If Zelensky had had "Diplomacy" he could have flown home with America's Army.
Alas, shouldn't have focused on "Estates"
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u/vargas5sk Mar 01 '25
I think even basic diplomacy would have been enough, no need for expert