r/HouseMD Oct 31 '21

News Kindly follow the subreddit rules going forward!

191 Upvotes

Hi All,

Posts/Comments will be moderated from today and if it's not adhering to the subreddit's rules, they will be removed. We've a good community here for one of the best TV shows and would like to keep it that way although it wasnt the case since this sub is created.

I've approved most of the posts/comments which were queued for approval since there were no subreddit rules to adhere to, however it will not be the case now.

If there are any suggestions, would love to hear them but it's upto us mods to decide

Have a good day!


r/HouseMD Dec 21 '23

Discussion I made a house quote searcher Spoiler

616 Upvotes

Have seen a lot of posts in this sub asking about where a certain quote is from, so I thought I would make a website to help find them. Link to the website is in comments, it uses a vector database to find the quotes which lets it find similar results to what you're searching for, although it does end up missing some of the time. Was a pretty fun project to work on, and I'll probably add more features to it in the future if they're wanted


r/HouseMD 10h ago

Meme It was my Birthday on Friday. Best card ever!🎂(3 pics)

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r/HouseMD 6h ago

Discussion I saved a life because of HouseMD Spoiler

347 Upvotes

Hi everyone this is my First post in this Place.

Im a 17 year old guy in singapore, Who is currently waiting to join Aeronautical engineering in A polytechnic. ( I know.. Quite weird )

I had 6 months of break till school starts and its still holidays now, Which is why i worked at a subway restaurant which is in a Hospital. I make sandwiches mainly for Doctors, surgeons and Nurses.

Last week i was doing a closing shift and we were closed for the day. 9:45pm. I closed the door and saw a man holding his chest and i wanted to ask him if he is okay? Cos i felt worried for the dude. He’s like a middle aged man huge dude btw, He just plopped on the ground. I was extremely shocked but i just ran to him after shouting at my coworker to follow me. She saw the man and was very uncomfortable and she started crying. Idk why she is soo sensitive but a mans life is at risk. I just started telling her to shout for help and i emphasized that because at that time, theres barely anyone walking in the hospital at that time. You see this was the block for Specialist doctors or something? such as orthopedics and other cancer patient kinda thing?

So yea the guy. I checked his pulse first and i was initially surprised because i never did something like this and Usually as some of you may know the normal Bpm is like 72-100per minute or something. I learnt this at cpr training that you should mentally count to ten and check the pulse and multiply by 6. So 3 pulse per 10 sec x 6 is 18beats per minute.

Don’t scold me cos im a engineer kid okay. I know im not accurate

I started giving the guy cpr once i ripped open his shirt. Following the staying alive beat. Going as fast as i can. Then a doc wearing some scrubs came rushing with my coworker and rushed to me. I recognized the dude. Gave him some free broken cookies earlier that week. He took over and i told him Bradycardia ( House and Chase Came to mind when i noticed the low pulse )

The doc kept shouting some lingo soo loud ( I forgot but i think it was crash cart or something .It just hurt my ears. I saw some nurses and scdf dudes coming and they carried the guy to an ambulance nearby to administer the cpr machine and AED ( the shock thingy ). The ambulance and the scdf personnel came cos I told siri to call 995.

I saw the guy’s life draining man. 20 whole minutes of this and he Woke up. he started wheezing abit and slightly screaming cos of broken ribs or something

Just wanted to share this cos Im grateful for this show man. I correctly diagnosed Bradycardia. 🤓🤓🤣. I love this show and will always appreciate it. Cos i dont know where i would be if i Couldnt save this man. After Season 6 I went for the Cpr course and had the training needed to help save this man.


r/HouseMD 8h ago

Meme I got an A from Wilson in the House M.D. game.

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116 Upvotes

r/HouseMD 5h ago

Meme housune miku

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48 Upvotes

yay i love housune miku :3


r/HouseMD 18h ago

Trivia WIlson is adorable, but he can never outsmart House.

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317 Upvotes

r/HouseMD 10h ago

Discussion Tritter is a dumbass Spoiler

43 Upvotes

Why the fuck would he think that House, the clearly rude and slightly unhinged doctor whom he had just insulted AND physically assaulted, somehow has his best interest when he asks to put a thermometer up his ass? and what the hell happened to below the armpits?


r/HouseMD 4h ago

Art Been watching a lot of House.

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16 Upvotes

r/HouseMD 1h ago

Discussion What’s your reason for watching? Spoiler

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I’m 32 and going through - as many of us are - a really painful, shitty chapter in my life. Underpaid at a thankless job with a bunch of boring people. (If I came from any amount of family money, I’d have been an artist. But alas, I am two generations removed from people living in trailers).

I watch HOUSE because it makes me feel renewed to see a genius doing their job so brilliantly. Yes, he’s tortured and in constant pain. (That only makes me relate more). He’s so great at his job, and so unbelievably clever and witty, that he gets away with saying or doing almost anything to anyone.

He looks like an earthworm and yet his charm and ingenuity are so undeniable that the exquisite SELA WARD wants him.

The characters are playful with their language - so many puns, double entendres, “touché” moments. That is, of course, a credit to the writers. And also to the actors for pulling it off without it feeling like a stagey Noel Coward piece. I want the world to be more like a HOUSE episode teleplay.

House does not have to entertain small talk. He insults the initiator as boring, uninteresting, and then moves on. I WISH I could do that. I WISH I could only deal with people that interest me, in situations that interest me. That, to me, is the ultimate freedom. This show gives me a fantasy of freedom.

(Disclaimer: I would definitely ease up on the racist and misogynistic jokes. The show doesn’t need them! It’s funny without having to disrespect marginalized people. Someone as smart as House should know it’s more rewarding to Punch “Up,” not Down. Okay, I’ll descend from my Bleeding Heart Leftist soapbox now…)


r/HouseMD 17h ago

Trivia Badass way to light a cigar

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136 Upvotes

r/HouseMD 5h ago

Season 5 Spoilers House in house???? Spoiler

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12 Upvotes

Fun fact: The song that plays at the end of S5:E15 on the scenes of Cuddy’s daughter’s naming ceremony, is composed and played by Hugh Laurie himself!! It’s called ‘Cuddy’s Serenade’. I’d heard that he was a musician as well but that was the first i ever heard him play. It was so good


r/HouseMD 6h ago

Discussion The Park and House dream 💀 Spoiler

11 Upvotes

I had the weirdest dream that House, Chase and Park were stranded on some sort of western cyber punk island and were treating a patient that had their mind connected to the “real world”… (wouldn’t that be a good thing?) and so they developed a weird machine to treat him. House said one too many insults to Park and Chase so the unthinkable and most bizarre thing ever happened. Park was apparently a famous bodybuilder and started beating the shit out of House with his cane, and then with her bare arms. Her arms were so ripped that you could see the veins. House kept begging her to please stop and that he was on his knees, but home girl didn't show any mercy 💀 Chase was just there watching him 😭 anyways maybe its my subconscious inventing things because Park punched someone….


r/HouseMD 1d ago

Cosplay Title Text

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434 Upvotes

r/HouseMD 1d ago

Meme wilsons honest reaction to yall picking house as the hottest:/

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514 Upvotes

r/HouseMD 15h ago

Discussion Rewatching the entire series, and… Spoiler

28 Upvotes

It is still one of the best shows that ever aired on TV.

In my book, it is still second to The West Wing and Newsroom. But it’s a close third.

In just a few weeks, I’ve binged enough to be on S6 E10. I know the end is coming, and while I remember the general gist of it, each episode still has many moments I don’t recall.

Such a good series.

Where does House rank on your list of TV series?


r/HouseMD 1h ago

Art House MD fanart poster 🎨❤️

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𝑺𝒊𝒙 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒗𝒂𝒔. 𝑬𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔. Ig: art.byek Gregory House Lisa Cuddy James Wilson Allison Cameron Eric Foreman Robert Chase


r/HouseMD 1d ago

Discussion NEW fan-made house m.d dating sim game!? this vexes me.

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247 Upvotes

I am not the creator, just a fan excited for this fan made release! It’s going to be a free game on the platform itch.io

here’s the link to the creator’s announcement post: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIB9mU1RtnY/?igsh=MWltZWJ6cm50eGRibg==


r/HouseMD 9h ago

Question Dr house s1 intro Spoiler

6 Upvotes

Me, as a Dr house massive fan, I do love the season 1 intro more than the other seasons intros, do you guys know the name of the s1 song intro?


r/HouseMD 17m ago

Season 1 Spoilers Wilson Spoiler

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Does wilson stay with his wife???


r/HouseMD 1d ago

Discussion Prime Chase (Jesse Spencer) remains the hottest Spoiler

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90 Upvotes

r/HouseMD 1h ago

Meme house & vicodin ❤️

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a gacha i just bought.


r/HouseMD 1d ago

Question WHY IS SHE EVERYWHERE?!??!!?!? Spoiler

73 Upvotes

WHY is Amber literally EVERYWHERE?

I first watched the Mentalist (in which she played a villain or smth), then House (where she played Amber obviously), then I watched friends (where she played some fragile girlfriend) and then bones (where she played a girlfriend of one of the main characters).

So, I'll ask again:

WHY IS SHE EVERYWHERE?!?!!?!?!??!?!


r/HouseMD 1d ago

Season 4 Spoilers Based on another post Spoiler

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58 Upvotes

r/HouseMD 18h ago

Season 2 Spoilers Welcome to the end of the thought process! Spoiler

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12 Upvotes

Its silly, but I love this quote lol House's sarcasm is always on point


r/HouseMD 1d ago

Trivia We've been secretly watching Sherlock Holmes MD

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1.8k Upvotes

I know it's probably common knowledge on this sub, but it was a nice little detail I spotted in S2 E7 that caught my attention, the number for his address is 221B and after googling the street name is Baker Street, so he lives at the same address as Sherlock Holmes, which I think is super duper cool, he's basically Holmes MD xD


r/HouseMD 7h ago

Season 1 Spoilers Rewatching

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Never remember that house went to the S1 Ep 2 kids lacrosse game gives a new perspective on how much he changed throughout the series