r/howardstern • u/rememberleapinglanny • 2d ago

The SS mund

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u/murf_milo 2d ago

It’s full of seamen. Yeah!

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u/AnimalClean6534 2d ago

I'm about bombing Japs. I'm ammout bombing Krauts...........

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u/Qarlito 1d ago

What I meant to say was it doesn’t matter if you’re imperialist, fascist or communist. It was a joke, and that joke got out of hand.

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u/fuckgoldsendbitcoin 1d ago

This ain't Axis Targets Magazine, pal!

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u/KeefFan 2d ago

USS Ass Treaks

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u/ArtTheClown2022 2d ago

*Mundt

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u/rememberleapinglanny 2d ago

Everything bawtha's you.

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u/Commercial_Money_901 2d ago

What’s your problem?

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u/Fine_Influence8455 2d ago

Where is the petcock?

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u/AnimalClean6534 2d ago

In the poop deck, du!!

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u/bigdonpaul 2d ago

S-H-I-P-L-E-S-S

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u/TotallyFarcicalCall 1d ago

Yeah you'll do it when you get to port.

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u/harleystcool "Tell me about your father" 2d ago

Cargo full of strap ons and mambo Cologne

8

u/K_MAN32 2d ago

Getting pegged on the poop deck, oooooooh.

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u/whitechocolate27 2d ago

This ain’t Warships Magazine pal!

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u/denniskeezer 1d ago

The DDG-51 Destroyer is a piece of SHIT!

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u/rememberleapinglanny 1d ago

It's built on a Raytheon chassis!

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u/Jericoholic_Ninja 2d ago

Thank you for your cervix. Heh heh

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u/KRUNKWIZARD compromiseable 1d ago

How about commin up here and gettin portside?

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u/No-Anybody-7016 2d ago

Hey sailors, grease the port holes

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

YEAHHHHHHH

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u/jkilley 1d ago

Come up here to the bridge, you’ll do it

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u/Low_Specialist_8368 1d ago

CVN 69 is the USA Dwight D Eisenhower, an air craft carrier. if you take "Ike" and add a D, you get Dike.

You're welcome

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u/rememberleapinglanny 1d ago

We like Ike and Dike's !

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u/madam_bologna 1d ago

That Goddamn thing can be seen from the moon.

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u/DifferentDisk6463 1d ago

Whatever du

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u/Hugh_jaynus13 1d ago

Who’s ready to get this wwii shet started?!!!

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u/Commercial_Money_901 2d ago

It’s got big wheels and it’s got big doors…

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u/timcident 1d ago

This bawthas me

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u/danger_otter34 1d ago

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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u/justadumbwelder1 21h ago

This aint arleigh burke magazine, pal!!

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u/doctorpiss 8h ago

Howard’s limo