r/howardstern 2d ago

Still overweight

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Overweight

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u/AllReflection 2d ago

I think she postures that way to accentuate her gristle

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u/mmps901 2d ago

She does. It’s creepy but Howard likes it I guess

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Absolutely!

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u/robotinsurance3000 1d ago

I think you’re a d bag

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u/edu5150 18h ago

Flexing those clavicles.

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u/rememberleapinglanny 1d ago

What is a gristle?

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u/olemetry 1d ago

It's basically uppdog.

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u/FadeTheTurn 2d ago

Whats she neighing Robin?

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u/SnakeX3 2d ago

LOL nice one

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u/BigCopperPipe 1d ago

hahahhajahahaaha, I had to give more than an upvote, I had to comment I blew a snot on my shirt when I laughed. I didn’t pull over my car though.

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u/bauer883 1d ago

I even said it in the voice…. Priceless.

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u/dwight-the-conqueror 2d ago

Those clavicles are making me feel funny in my swimsuit area

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u/Beths_collarbone 1d ago

So...yes...I am 'popping out'... but one day I will lose weight and everyone will want to lick me... hard!

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u/ArtTheClown2022 2d ago

She was the hand model for Jack Kelly.

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u/dabbler101 1d ago

This lady gave up having children to live in a mansion, sit court side, have condom sex 25 years into a relationship, only to marry mini Howard Hughes. Gotta sting

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u/EventForward9471 10h ago

And she looks so awkward here. Like she's never bottle fed a kitten before. Just sad.

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u/ArtTheClown2022 2d ago

That’s a full size Maine coon cat, only looks like a kitten in those giant mitts.

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u/koolaidismything 2d ago

Someone make this lady a sandwich goddamn

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u/LuzDeGas- Artie’s heroin sunglasses 🕶 2d ago

What hotel lobby boutique does one even purchase a hat this hideous. Beth, early yacht girl vibes

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u/BigCopperPipe 1d ago

I always wondered what kind of asshole clientele bought that bullshit. I think you are 100% right.

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u/LuzDeGas- Artie’s heroin sunglasses 🕶 1d ago

Prolly from a Mexican resort

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u/bananacryalot 2d ago

Shes the middest hot chick we’ve ever had up here

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u/Rosenberg578 2d ago

Her breakfast of gummy worms will help

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u/filthy_lucre Use your finger 2d ago

Wearing five different charm necklaces like ETM

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis 2d ago

Yup, I'll fuck your clavicle, it is.

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u/DesignerCareless4953 1d ago

I'm gonna fuck your cat too.

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis 1d ago

I'm gonna' express the anal glands it is.

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u/avengerrefusal 2d ago

I bet that’s Howie’s walking hat

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u/futureman45 1d ago

The ridiculous hats and never looking at the camera shtick is really getting old

4

u/joomommyhappy "my mother would never tolerate me being gay" - Howard Stern 1d ago

It really is.

What's up with constantly posting pics of herself, but not showing her face/looking at the camera?

"I'm an attention whore, but a shy attention whore!"

Shit or get off the pot, sweetie.

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u/19tigahsGOAT 1d ago

She totally never wanted kids

1

u/vinceneilsgirl 1d ago

I never wanted kids, in fact I hate kids. But, I have raised many abandoned stray kittens. One has zero to do with the other.

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u/19tigahsGOAT 1d ago

I think I found Beth’s burner

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u/vinceneilsgirl 1d ago

I think I found a moron.

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u/Van_groove Hey now! 1d ago

Lowkey thanks, brother. Had to take care of a cat for a few years and it was no easy task.

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u/whitmec 1d ago

Musculature.

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u/CanIBathYrGrandma 2d ago

That’s what Howard likes. She wouldn’t look this way if he didn’t like it.

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u/SnakeX3 2d ago

Guess he likes stupid hats too.

7

u/MarcusAurelius68 2d ago

Lady boys?

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u/Schnoz_ZoomCall 2d ago

So you're saying she has a cock. Gotcha.

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u/BigCopperPipe 1d ago

Beth has a horse cock, right Robin?

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 2d ago

That many different charms is a sickness

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u/Scambuster666 1d ago

So sinewy

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u/Loose_Cookie 1d ago

15lbs to go

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u/Plus-Point2702 1d ago

Howard explained a cuppa weeks ago that he and Beth love the sensation of being so hungry that they get light headed when they stand and have to hold onto each other.

They’re not just physically unhealthy folks.

Now.. back to my ladyboys.

[SHIT! Didn’t mean to type that last part out loud]

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u/crapbag73 2d ago

Body by Lucky Charms

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u/KchKchKchKch 2d ago

Yeah, she tooooooooootally didn’t want kids

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u/JesusTriplets 2d ago

"Like a creature out of Greek mythology."

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u/RageAgainstTheMakine DUMB FUCK 2d ago

She's sharing her dinner with the kitten

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u/Intelligent-Today528 2d ago

You should see my wife on that hydro robin

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u/-Mr-Papageorgio 2d ago

Cute picture of a scarecrow and her kitten

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u/monkiwi3 2d ago

Someone give her a ham sandwich please.

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u/Pfly729 1d ago

Her jewelry collection weighs more than she does.

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u/-caughtlurking- 1d ago

Nothing sexier than all the symptoms of anorexia.

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u/Hailmarduk 2d ago

After the picture was taken, she gave the kitty to someone else. For all we know it could be a fake cat lol

4

u/MarcusAurelius68 2d ago

You know it’s one of hers if it’s freshly neutered and missing an eye

4

u/LuckOutrageous9627 2d ago

That horse head Beth???

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u/LostinLies1 2d ago

fat ass.

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u/nrappaportrn 1d ago

For an "international model" she has the worst fashion sense

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u/joomommyhappy "my mother would never tolerate me being gay" - Howard Stern 1d ago

She dresses like an Amish prostitute.

2

u/nrappaportrn 1d ago

Now that made me LOL

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u/EventForward9471 9h ago

I know, really bad!

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u/mrdankhimself_ 2d ago

Aww how sweet. What a nice fuckin kitty.

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u/tpknight2 2d ago

That’s the hottest clavicle we’ve ever had up here

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u/HilariousBaldwin 1d ago

That's it, you filthy whore -- work those clavicles. Gimme what daddy likes!

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u/tuvoc ScoresMan923 1d ago

She could lose 10, right Robin?

3

u/bhans773 1d ago

Eww, fatso. No wonder Ralph killed himself; ol’ Betsy is beefing up.

3

u/amadauss 1d ago

Those arms will thicken up when she has to push him around in the wheel chair and pick him up for baths and going to the can.

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u/SnakeX3 1d ago

Howard will hire a ladyboy for that.

3

u/miterbanisdirtey 1d ago

That cat probably consumed more calories then Beth did that day.

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u/JehJehFrench Schvoogie Button Abuser 2d ago

Does she even cast a fucking shadow at this point? If you dropped a load into each of the hollows below her clavicles and she stood up, it would look like Pepe the frog crying.

Edot: holy shit...those hollows are cat ears...and her fucking chest is a cat face!

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u/melissa98x 1d ago

Omg i see it lmaoo

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u/wilburstiltskin 2d ago

Because she only throws 1/4 of the pasta away. Just can’t teach her.

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u/ActiveNews 1d ago

Is Beth out at a restaurant?  What is on the tablecloth? Did Howard take the photo?

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u/07368683 1d ago

Half her weight straight in the trash!

2

u/unnamed_elder_entity 1d ago

She's evolved that bony frame as a defense mechanism for when Howard tries to climb on her.

2

u/ClydePrefontaine 1d ago

Each necklace means something special to her and wig

2

u/BobbyABooey 1d ago

They must spent like $9 a month for groceries

2

u/Nolimit6969AMC 1d ago

Half those 4 walnuts into the garbage

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u/Kinsella5 Ronnie's Missing Bagel 1d ago

I can hear Riley now..."Beth, my darling, I've always loved you. Please put on some weight though."

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u/ladyannelo 1d ago

It’s a lot.

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u/JKnott1 1d ago

Does she still take baths like a toddler?

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u/Kleete13 1d ago

With her height and looking at those sticks for arms she’s definitely underweight

2

u/hsbs6969 1d ago

Howard’s NPD taking effect

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u/403NorthIrving 1d ago

She needs a 12 piece with all the fixings from Popeyes

3

u/edu5150 1d ago

The new hat she bought in Mexico that screams to everyone, “look everyone, I am a foreign tourist!”

3

u/Fickle_Assist2031 2d ago

Do you think Jimmy Kimmel's son would have had as many birth defects if Molly wasn't anorexic like Beth?

2

u/hugh_jessol 2d ago

Dachau victim chic

2

u/LuckOutrageous9627 2d ago

What a mess glad o don't listen anymore

1

u/servoexb 2d ago

Kitty has titty

1

u/plumhands 2d ago

I'm stroking my hydrogen rod. 

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u/dickreallyburns 2d ago

I see she’s exposing her pussy again!

1

u/edgestucker 1d ago

Is this the one she has to express every day?

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u/Exciting_Error2664 1d ago

No. She only has that emergency when zoompa visits his gRanDkidS.

1

u/justadumbwelder1 1d ago

I cant help but think of homer simpson saying "Ummmmmmmmmm, cllllaavviculllllls" while drooling.

1

u/phunkyboss 1d ago

ripped

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u/UnSufficientHelp Stuttering John's Financial Show 1d ago

Gar, I can't make it in to work today.

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u/UnSufficientHelp Stuttering John's Financial Show 1d ago

Howard would call this a titfuck.

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u/weight22 1d ago

That poor kitten.

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u/BigEasyPeasy 1d ago

Is this what Howard calls a “tiddy dress”?

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u/chowbox617 1d ago

SEND HER BACK TO PA! SEND HER BACK TO PENNSYLVANIA! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

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u/buffalo410 1d ago

She clearly never wanted children. Guess that’s the price you pay for that bank account.

1

u/V1per73 💩 Apple Crisp 1d ago

That T Rex arm.

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u/MatBlack4Ever 1d ago

Fat cat meets skinny cat

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u/ANH_DarthVader 1d ago

Half the clavicle, right in the garbage.

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u/CampfireGuitars Principal Stern’s pee hole 1d ago

Why does she flex the muscles around her collar bone so much?

1

u/RollingEddieBauer50 1d ago

She wears the jewelry of a 12 year old. She’s so grotesque.

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u/RollingEddieBauer50 1d ago

Welp another hideous hat….probably cost $1100 too. Ugh.

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u/Wheeled_One 1d ago

Half the kitty right in the trash.

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u/bcardin221 22h ago

Why does she pose in such a way to show deep clavicle?

1

u/Tablesaw602 22h ago

Jesus what a fat ass.

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u/NeutronFalls 15h ago

For Gods sakes give this girl a hamburger!! 🍔

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u/ProgressCapital6078 15h ago

All these anonymous people bashing this ladies looks, let’s be real now. If you all posted your real life pictures here it’d be so hideous. 🤮🤮

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u/in10cityin10cities 1d ago

So many farming posts on this sub. Get a hobby