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u/FadeTheTurn 2d ago
Whats she neighing Robin?
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u/BigCopperPipe 1d ago
hahahhajahahaaha, I had to give more than an upvote, I had to comment I blew a snot on my shirt when I laughed. I didn’t pull over my car though.
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u/dwight-the-conqueror 2d ago
Those clavicles are making me feel funny in my swimsuit area
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u/Beths_collarbone 1d ago
So...yes...I am 'popping out'... but one day I will lose weight and everyone will want to lick me... hard!
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u/dabbler101 1d ago
This lady gave up having children to live in a mansion, sit court side, have condom sex 25 years into a relationship, only to marry mini Howard Hughes. Gotta sting
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u/EventForward9471 10h ago
And she looks so awkward here. Like she's never bottle fed a kitten before. Just sad.
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u/ArtTheClown2022 2d ago
That’s a full size Maine coon cat, only looks like a kitten in those giant mitts.
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u/LuzDeGas- Artie’s heroin sunglasses 🕶 2d ago
What hotel lobby boutique does one even purchase a hat this hideous. Beth, early yacht girl vibes
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u/BigCopperPipe 1d ago
I always wondered what kind of asshole clientele bought that bullshit. I think you are 100% right.
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u/Jurgis-Rudkis 2d ago
Yup, I'll fuck your clavicle, it is.
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u/futureman45 1d ago
The ridiculous hats and never looking at the camera shtick is really getting old
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u/joomommyhappy "my mother would never tolerate me being gay" - Howard Stern 1d ago
It really is.
What's up with constantly posting pics of herself, but not showing her face/looking at the camera?
"I'm an attention whore, but a shy attention whore!"
Shit or get off the pot, sweetie.
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u/19tigahsGOAT 1d ago
She totally never wanted kids
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u/vinceneilsgirl 1d ago
I never wanted kids, in fact I hate kids. But, I have raised many abandoned stray kittens. One has zero to do with the other.
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u/Van_groove Hey now! 1d ago
Lowkey thanks, brother. Had to take care of a cat for a few years and it was no easy task.
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u/CanIBathYrGrandma 2d ago
That’s what Howard likes. She wouldn’t look this way if he didn’t like it.
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u/Plus-Point2702 1d ago
Howard explained a cuppa weeks ago that he and Beth love the sensation of being so hungry that they get light headed when they stand and have to hold onto each other.
They’re not just physically unhealthy folks.
Now.. back to my ladyboys.
[SHIT! Didn’t mean to type that last part out loud]
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u/Hailmarduk 2d ago
After the picture was taken, she gave the kitty to someone else. For all we know it could be a fake cat lol
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u/nrappaportrn 1d ago
For an "international model" she has the worst fashion sense
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u/joomommyhappy "my mother would never tolerate me being gay" - Howard Stern 1d ago
She dresses like an Amish prostitute.
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u/HilariousBaldwin 1d ago
That's it, you filthy whore -- work those clavicles. Gimme what daddy likes!
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u/amadauss 1d ago
Those arms will thicken up when she has to push him around in the wheel chair and pick him up for baths and going to the can.
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u/JehJehFrench Schvoogie Button Abuser 2d ago
Does she even cast a fucking shadow at this point? If you dropped a load into each of the hollows below her clavicles and she stood up, it would look like Pepe the frog crying.
Edot: holy shit...those hollows are cat ears...and her fucking chest is a cat face!
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u/ActiveNews 1d ago
Is Beth out at a restaurant? What is on the tablecloth? Did Howard take the photo?
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u/unnamed_elder_entity 1d ago
She's evolved that bony frame as a defense mechanism for when Howard tries to climb on her.
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u/Kinsella5 Ronnie's Missing Bagel 1d ago
I can hear Riley now..."Beth, my darling, I've always loved you. Please put on some weight though."
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u/Fickle_Assist2031 2d ago
Do you think Jimmy Kimmel's son would have had as many birth defects if Molly wasn't anorexic like Beth?
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u/justadumbwelder1 1d ago
I cant help but think of homer simpson saying "Ummmmmmmmmm, cllllaavviculllllls" while drooling.
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u/buffalo410 1d ago
She clearly never wanted children. Guess that’s the price you pay for that bank account.
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u/CampfireGuitars Principal Stern’s pee hole 1d ago
Why does she flex the muscles around her collar bone so much?
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u/ProgressCapital6078 15h ago
All these anonymous people bashing this ladies looks, let’s be real now. If you all posted your real life pictures here it’d be so hideous. 🤮🤮
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u/AllReflection 2d ago
I think she postures that way to accentuate her gristle