r/howardstern 1d ago

Prime Stern Was Awesome!

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Good times… Great stuff!!! We all miss you Howard!!

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u/DifferentDisk6463 1d ago

“I was out of my mind back then Robin!”

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u/masterdebator88 1d ago

I don't care that he doesn't want to think back fondly of those years, but to make it sound like he wasn't having fun is the biggest reason I can't stand him these days.

He condemns this stuff like it was abhorrent and as if he hated every minute of it. When in reality he truly was having fun and loving every minute of his fame as a young adult.

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u/langsamlourd Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth cuntlips 1d ago

Yeah that makes sense. He wasn't taken prisoner. All he'd have to do is be like "yeah we had a lot of fun back then, but I've grown a lot so it's nothing I'd do nowadays." Like any fucking rock star dude like Robert Plant or Tommy Lee or any other coozehound, they own the past and acknowledge that they're in their 70s and act a bit differently now

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u/DifferentDisk6463 1d ago

You’ve said it all

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u/MST3kPez 1d ago

His houses are built on the money he got from these that he now disavows completely

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u/cormano 1d ago

He used to goof on Oprah for this exact thing.

Howard [Black Caricature]: Professah Oprah, how do I get me a billion dollaz?

Howard [Oprah]: Well, what you do is you start out and you take advantage of a lot of people. You never pay them anything. You just get regular people on your show and you just humiliate them. Then once you get like half a billion dollars and you announce you're going to change... and you're going to be a good person... and you're going to deny your past... and put everyone else down.

Howard [Black Caricature]: Dat sound offly wicked.

Howard [Oprah]: Well, who cares. I've got a billion.

Howard [Black Caricature]: Good point. Touché, Professah...

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u/Oakroscoe Anything else, Robin? 1d ago

That seems like his exact game plan.

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u/gulag_123456 1d ago edited 1d ago

Whoever got him that tombstone as a Christmas gift that one year should've engraved that little rant right on the thing.

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u/MST3kPez 1d ago

First, I’m honored to get a u/cormano response.

And damn, what an amazing quote, it became his mantra.

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u/jerzyshore1 1d ago

Wow that’s exactly what he did.

Think I still have that butt bongo fiesta VHS with the 3d glasses in a closet somewhere.

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u/legendary-rudolph STURCTURE 23h ago

If you would've put that $40 in the bank in 1992, you would now have $43.44!

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u/gulag_123456 1d ago

Is Howard's wig a leftover prop from "The Shaggy Dog"?

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u/DeltronFF 1d ago

The Shaggy D.A.

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u/gulag_123456 1d ago

HOW THE FUCK IS A DOG A DISTRICT ATTORNEY

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u/masterdebator88 1d ago

"Ain't no rules says a dog can't be a DA"

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u/tekbill four inches is fine 1d ago

I like the scene where Robin shows her chocolate boobs

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u/lar67 1d ago

It wasn't. They were, I believe Letha Weapons' breasts, that they put brown make up on.

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u/tekbill four inches is fine 1d ago

Right they stared with Robin lifting up her shirt then cut to the porn star with badly painted boobs - classic

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u/BolivianDancer 1d ago

Daniel Carver on video. Was t this $30 + shipping back when money meant something? Mediocre.

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u/cormano 1d ago

$34.95 plus $5 shipping and handling.

With inflation, it's about $91.

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u/BolivianDancer 1d ago

$91!

Thanks, Obama.

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u/No-Sheepherder448 1d ago

I don’t watch the news. I don’t know what’s going on.

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u/BolivianDancer 1d ago

I was in Nam.

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u/gulag_123456 1d ago

Yeah I think all of his stuff back then went for around $34.95 PLUS shipping and handling. But remember, this was back in the era when if you wanted porno, you had to wait for the next stash of Fuck Books to show up over on Smith Road.

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u/evlgns 1d ago

Nice fucking wig bro! First of many!

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u/disharmony-hellride 1d ago

The amount of times Howard cosplayed in drag, combined with his nonstop urge to ask every guest about their dick should answer every question you have about his hidden fetishes.

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u/Remarkable-Garage-42 1d ago

Howard has "evolved"...Translation = Transitioned

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u/SpaghettiYetis MAYDAY MAYDAY 1d ago

Goofy ass mothafucka

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u/akselfs 1d ago

Incredibly unfunny

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u/miterbanisdirtey 1d ago

That's not Howard. Clearly that is Gary Glitter.

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u/herewego199209 1d ago

When people realize most of the show in the 80s and 90s were a bit they'll sleep much better at night.

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u/all_no_pALL 1d ago

All those poor people who tragically drove their cars off the road and died in vain all in the name of a bit, we speak their names

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u/gulag_123456 1d ago

I miss 90s fashion. The good ol' days, when a XXL Looney Tunes "Property of Taz" t-shirt counted as church clothes.

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u/ANH_DarthVader 1d ago

Have you been outside recently?

Jeez!

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u/iworkbluehard 1d ago

jackie's last two years and arties first three years are peak, this really isn't that good, when did HS do the one where he opened his christmas gifts on air goofed on them... that is peak era

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u/Thirsty_couple_17_28 1d ago

“That blonde chick…niccccce”

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u/wrx588 1d ago

I'm still waiting for Howard's interactive cpu dvd he promised

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u/RobinsShaman 1d ago

From a scale of 1 to 10 rate the  cringe Factor. 

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u/gulag_123456 1d ago

We don't yet have the technology to count that high.

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u/RobinsShaman 1d ago

His wife's lawyer did. 

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u/dwight-the-conqueror 1d ago

Ten point zero

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u/Scambuster666 1d ago

I think there were 2 versions. One was shorter and was missing the 3D stuff, and then the deluxe one which came with 3D glasses and had extra behind the scenes stuff at the end of the tape. I had that one.

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u/cometteal O Qua Tangin Wann 1d ago

i think it was grillo - he had some english professor say he watched it and thought it was shit but when some lesbian scene or something came up he thought it was the worlds best video or something. they probably had grillo say that most likely, like 99% sure. but if there was a professor who really thought that then theres something for everyone i guess lol.

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u/DanLebaTurdFerguson 1d ago

“I want to see Gary eat shit and dress like a monkey.”

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u/TomPrince 1d ago

This bit went over well. Beastiality dial-a-date caused a lot of issues.

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u/Quarlo1970 21h ago

I wasn’t really familiar with Howard Stern until a buddy of mine showed me this VHS. The moment that I found fascinating was the “Guess who’s the Jew” segment, in particular when Daniel Carver had that list of 8-10 different races of people, and he had to rank them for best to worst. His ideology is abhorrent, but it was fascinating to see him talk through that segment and explain his reasoning. It’s those moments - when Howard talks to a Debbie the Pet Lady, Tan Mom or the guys in Insane Clown Posse, asking them questions to see what they think is pretty fascinating.

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u/NG1955 17h ago

This video was terrible. I was so excited to get it. Had to talk a teacher at school into buying it for me and a friend. What a disappointment.

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u/Stock_Selection00 10h ago

Why is Sirius still paying him?

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u/highpitch4life 5h ago

Never seen this but I assume this is one of those things where Howard gropes girls while Jackie howls like it's the funniest thing he's ever seen.

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u/Many-Caterpillar-543 3h ago

All that video stuff, including the Ch 9 shows were entertaining and worth seeing once, live. I bought every single one, heard mentality I guess but have never gone back to watch, including all the Ch 9s

Much better on radio, IMO, theater of the mind

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u/iworkbluehard 1d ago

Remember anytime HS steps away from that morning show he really doesn't translate. His talent decreases greatly. Peak is - Jacki's last two year's and Arties first three years (6 year period). I always think of one bit as peak - The time he opened his Christmas gifts on air and goofed on them. It went on for ever, it was super funny, it created multiple fights and was detailed.

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u/BeerCanThick 6h ago

I agree totally. Howard Stern needs THSS as a wacky comedy with a bunch of people around to distract from the fact that he's kinda dim and not really that funny. Seeing Howard Stern on TV is like seeing a hero without the powersuit or the gadget that makes them cool. Iron Man with it, not even Tony Stark without it. Earthworm Jim vs a worm.

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u/vipstrippers 1d ago

In this makes it why it’s so painful to see what the show has become