r/howardstern Stuttering John's Financial Show 23h ago

This dumb fuck again.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

“Adam, do you have Instagram? I ask because I don’t understand why I have nothing but lady boys on my feed I mean don’t get me wrong. I’m all for that community, but I just don’t understand why I see nothing but lady boys.”

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u/gallegos 23h ago

When your band played in Chile, did you try the blueberries? I heard the blueberries are good from Chile. 

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u/TotallyFarcicalCall 23h ago

He had his roadie bring them backstage in a tuppa.

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u/adube440 22h ago

"So in a shensh, your aversion to flying has to do with an absentee father?"

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u/tpknight2 23h ago

Adam, is your cock super thick and veiny? Maybe all the blood is rushing to your gigantic hog and it prevents you from thinking.

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u/occasional_cynic 22h ago

Maybe he can have Rosie O'Donnell on again, and her and Adam can compare genitalia.

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u/MilesAugust74 What's wrong with you two?! 23h ago

Like a beer can, I bet... Mmmm...

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u/Loose_Cookie 22h ago

Major douche level with this idiot.. his stupid voice irritates me as well

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u/Von_Halen 22h ago

So overrated.

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u/HaroldCaine 7h ago

Beyond.

Average talent that is a good looking guy, which is the only reason he has a career. That little falsetto voice schtick got old after one album.

The worst is Howard pretending this guy is Steve Vai because he wanked off and played the "Purple Rain" solo—which literally any new guitarist could learn and mimic after a few years of playing.

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u/Loose_Cookie 5h ago

Yeah, he thinks this guy is a guitar hero.. If anyone were to mention Satriani, Vai, or whoever he’d cut people off saying they suck. He uses that stupid aggression when he is clueless.. which is most of the time

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u/AnimalClean6534 16h ago

In the Douche Hall of Fame......1st Ballot

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u/icedcornholio 22h ago

Tell us more about the time you slid to other women’s DMs while you’re married.

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u/UnSufficientHelp Stuttering John's Financial Show 22h ago

He just wanted to go over and fix their swing sets.

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u/DaddyTuesday 23h ago

Is that an actual quote? 😐

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u/UnSufficientHelp Stuttering John's Financial Show 23h ago

https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/quotes-to-remind-you-that-adam-levine-is-still-a-douche

Listed here, but the site with the quote isn't popping up for me, maybe you can try. More there that are fun reads.

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u/hookerbot79 22h ago

I like your outfit Adam, does it come in mens

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u/Shoddy-Recognition79 20h ago

Adam, you were on several seasons of The Voice. I am not sure if you know this, but I was on America's Got Talent. I just wanted to wedge that in there so you understand how relevant I am.

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u/Sea_Care_4762 15h ago

He’s trying to think but nothing happens

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u/Hour_Lack7508 23h ago

He is on par with Beth in the intelligence race

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u/MatBlack4Ever 15h ago

That's right Adam, the Wright brothers just got lucky

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u/nikkip7784 23h ago

Douche bag

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 22h ago

This can't be a legit quote right? There's a friggin mathematical equation that explains it.

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u/ros375 22h ago

There's a debate of the exact mechanisms of lift (Bernoulli's Principle explanation or more advanced fluid dynamics), which is what he might be referring to.

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u/Icarus367 21h ago

Yes, I believe you're right. Fluid dynamics is an extremely complicated subject. 

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u/WyattPrevlij 19h ago

....that Adam Levine spends a lot of time thinking about.

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u/YankeeGirl1973 22h ago

He’s not paid to think.

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u/Hour_Lack7508 19h ago

I try to think but nothing happens

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u/joefatmamma 20h ago

I like them dumb, right Robin?

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u/Sea_Care_4762 15h ago

He’s trying to think but nothing happens

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u/16semesters 14h ago

Remember, him and Jonah Hill are from the same nepo-group, and both were in the same class at a $50k+/yr private LA high school.

Jonah Hill gave one of worst interviews in the history of the show when he bragged about how hard he worked, neglecting to mention his dad got him all of his early jobs. This is the infamous interview that included him saying "Out of respect for myself, I'm going to finish what I was saying" and unironically calling his sister "woke" as a compliment.

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u/plytime18 11h ago

I could care less about Jonah or Adam and Jonah may very well have been given some help but both of these guys are talented.

You look at Jonah’s work and the dude can really act. He was great in Wolf of Wall Street, and Moneyball.

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u/iworkbluehard 22h ago

He is an idiot. Saying Peter Gabriel made the best song ever - what a douche.

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u/johnfreeman1111111 19h ago

"In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel is pretty amazing to be fair

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u/iworkbluehard 17h ago edited 17h ago

Is that the song? Ugh.. Stop, you don't have to be fair, there are hundreds of 'that era' songs equally good and dozens better. Seriously I have never heard someone say that it was good except this guy, ever. It is forgettable, it is trite, it is an over produced anthem that isn't the best released that month. I hear it on the radio 0.0 percent of the time. Let's compare it the music and influence Gabriel has had over the last 30 years? Oh.. yeah.. he has done nothing. I dont' have room for songs that are genius that no one listens to.

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u/servoexb 21h ago

He called the angry political guy, correct?

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u/Individual_Mess_7491 21h ago

Howard just loves dudes.

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u/Horsetoothedjackass 21h ago

He's definetly not the sharpest knife in the drawer!

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u/TheySayImZack 8h ago

Adam, spell “red”…

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u/Hairbabysitter 22h ago

He was on again?! I’m asking for real - has this show offered anything of interest in the past 2 months? I keep up through this thread hoping something will make me want to go back…

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u/Artvandaly_ 22h ago

🤣🤣 I’m not tuning into to that interview. How many times has he already interviewed him !!

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u/CrazeeEyezKILLER 21h ago

He makes Chip Z’Nuff look like GG Allin.

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u/LocksmithFamiliar830 20h ago

He has a speech impediment and a problem with his saliva.

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u/WyattPrevlij 19h ago

Adam Levine. He loves not to know.

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u/WyattPrevlij 19h ago

That Adam Levine. He loves to not know!

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u/BeerusGOW 19h ago

Did he really say that about planes? What a moron

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u/af_flame 18h ago

What a douchenozzle.

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u/Tadwinnagin 15h ago

I know how it works. The shape of the wing is such that the air that flows over the top must move faster and creates lift. Moo fing yong. Sorry I was speaking Korean.

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u/ETM_is_the_GOAT 9h ago

That's right. No one knows. They just stick random parts together until something happens

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 7h ago

Huge dipshit.. I thought he was cancelled

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u/Many-Caterpillar-543 53m ago

Lift. Its by Lift. Air pressure under the wing greater than airflow on top of the wing and create lift.