r/howtonotgiveafuck • u/hypermasculinebadboy • 1d ago

Image Procrastination but Make It Existential

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u/Toes_In_The_Soil 1d ago

Story of my life.

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u/thijscasper123 1d ago

If the world wants me to care, it should stop acting like a reality show on its last season.

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u/CrimsonSheepy 1d ago

Fuck it, fuck around and find out. If you wait, then are you really in control of your own narrative? If the world ends, fuck me, I guess. But if it doesn't, fuck me, I guess anyway. So, I'ma do what I wish until I can't do no more. I've waited around enough. Lol

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u/Mister_Buddy 1d ago

I feel this so hard

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u/heyuiuitsme 1d ago

The world is going to end but people will not even notice

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u/Economy-Spinach-8690 1d ago

thats not far from the truth for some these days...

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u/Strict-Brick-5274 1d ago

But as within so without...

The world will forever be in this perpetual state of "almost" over or "almost" saved because your life is also in a perpetual state of "almost" fucked it "almost" got your shit together.

/S

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u/Normal_Helicopter_22 1d ago

Wow I've never felt so identified.

I realize that I do this for everything, something comes up at work, well hold it for a moment until something happens and the do it.

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u/Kamwolf33 1d ago

Flip a coin

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u/tacosandEDM 22h ago

I jokingly thought if the world didn’t end in 2012 per the Mayan calendar, that I might have kids then.

Damn if we didn’t make it thru just fine, just like Y2K.

Still procrastinating on those kids, tho.

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u/clapclapsnort 20h ago

The world seemed like the end was really fucking nigh for our whole lives didn’t it.

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u/tacosandEDM 20h ago

You said it! No world wars like previous gens (knock on wood), but Y2K, 9/11, 2012, pandemic…

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u/Fit_Economist708 21h ago

Nah shit is just gonna get worse so we gotta put the effort in now to prepare lol

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u/FeWho 21h ago

Go dig a hole 🕳️

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u/DoriOli 15h ago

🤣😂 Relatable.

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u/Physical_Sea5455 11h ago

I'll just do it tomorrow, but maybe I'll die or the world will cease, so win win.

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u/Temporary-Pain-651 54m ago

Ya know, this so applies to me and I’m so used to it that I’m not even sad

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u/Nrsyd 1d ago

Congratulation you have lost!