r/iamverybadass Jun 06 '24

šŸ’©ULTIMATE BADASSHOLEšŸ’© This seems oddly specific

1.3k Upvotes

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u/PangwinAndTertle Nov 30 '24

Imagine fantasizing about beating up a kid.

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u/dwhofuss Nov 11 '24

Nice bed lat, for slapping I assume.

3

u/Penquinsrule83 Nov 10 '24

Sandals were not a smart choice

1

u/Max9mm Nov 23 '24

When you're this badass, sandals are always a good choice. I bet every part of this guys body is a weapon.

9

u/Grand-Bullfrog3861 Nov 10 '24

If you were a good father she most likely wouldn't be getting held hostage and you wouldn't need to make a tiktok video pretending to smash a window with a stick

5

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

In flip flopsšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

6

u/Lwvelysky Nov 08 '24

How in the living world this got 977k likes

11

u/NectarineRare5309 Oct 29 '24

Id bet that tough cookie $500 he couldn't break a car window with that lil 1x4.

1

u/caroleelee82 Oct 25 '24

Is this guy related to Scott Rogers iykyk

11

u/mikeybrooklyn909 Oct 22 '24

Board bounces off window Sets off car alarm Ends up riddled with .22s from 5'7, 130 pound 19 year old

3

u/Archery134 Oct 20 '24

Thatā€™s what Tony Soprano did to Big Pussies wife when she said something to Carmela about getting meds for her dog. Itā€™s not even close to original.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

My favorite thing about this video is that he found the most awkward piece of random scrap wood in his basement and decided that it was scary enough to make a video with.

8

u/theturtlelong Oct 14 '24

High blood pressure is a killer

3

u/Sir-Xcalibur-6564 Oct 13 '24

Its really not and your weird

5

u/SlugJones Oct 11 '24

Wow, bro would protect his daughter!!!!! Hero šŸ¦ø šŸ«” wowzers gang

7

u/birbbs Got banned from club penguin Oct 10 '24

Iā€™m gonna break out his windows and make the situation worse! Youā€™re welcome, daughter!

6

u/rum-and-roses Oct 10 '24

Oops wrong house

17

u/light_butheavy Aug 24 '24

Guess his hands were too small to carry a 2x4

2

u/BowsGunsAndFun Oct 13 '24

Lmao exactly bro better not come at anybody with that 1x3

27

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

Why would he bust the window out of his own truck; isnā€™t his daughter being held captive by her boyfriend? Seriously, why do people post shit like this thinking it makes them look so ā€œprotectiveā€? My dad handled my situation by waiting to catch him off guard. He didnā€™t need kid rock blaring with the fake glass break of his own vehicle. I canā€™t stand the dudes that need to prove what great dads they are by posting this obviously exaggerated reaction bullshit! Why do I get the vibes it would be the daughter calling the boyfriend saying this shit? I saw the one video he did of ā€œPlay this on speaker in your Uberā€ bullshit. Cringe!

14

u/DannyWarlegs Jul 18 '24

I think he's implying the truck is the dude who supposedly hit his daughter. But yes. He obviously rolled down the window of his own truck, set up the camera, walked away, and walked back staging this whole thing to show off his steroid addiction

5

u/Thetechnician98 Jul 27 '24

Look at his stomach, roid gut.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

I love the clearing of the imaginary glass he just ā€œshatteredā€.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24

I know what heā€™s implying. It was a joke on how ridiculous this guys skit is.

5

u/Savagely-stunning Jul 11 '24

I havenā€™t been on here much so I donā€™t know how to create a comment so Iā€™m gonna just talk about it here. I used to be in this personā€™s live streams every day on TT. I went in anywhere of once thousand dollars to maybe $1200 in debt in gifting for this person. As long as you were in the live streams every day, if you needed something, you were considered part of the family, as long as you gifted. When I got to the point that I couldnā€™t gift And I couldnā€™t be in the live streams every day in the same ones then they werenā€™t worried about me. Why would they because I am not gifting anymore. But I was always told, they always told their followers that if there was a problem please post it. Iā€™ll get back to you, our family is here for you all that stuff. So I canā€™t gift anymore and I canā€™t be in the lives every single day. But today I came across his lives and I was like hey there, I got no acknowledgment and I know that there are a lot of people in his live streams, however, before he always would acknowledge me. There have been times I would ask a question and it wouldnā€™t go through because TT would not show it. So I asked one of the moderators. Do you see any of my messages coming through. The moderator did say anything to me, but this person said to me That I do this in every lives and that they are getting tired of it and that itā€™s actually coming from one of their subscribers. That kind of left a bad taste in my mouth. But today feeling a little depressed I come across the live stream. I said hey, and then a few minutes later said, you know what Iā€™m a little depressed today. I know I can always come here and feel the love of the family. They sat down and said I just want to say this to the family people who are here every day and every single one of my lives, you are a part of this family. You are not causing any problems but sometimes we do have some people who come in and, they canā€™t do anything with us or theyā€™re not in all of my live streams so you know they wanna come in and try to interfere our chat I donā€™t know something in those words. That wasnā€™t there. Word for word answer to me, but it was to that effect. I knew exactly who they were talking about. They didnā€™t say a name, they didnā€™t have to, because I knew exactly what they were talking about. That made me so disgusted with that person That I couldnā€™t even see straight. Oh, Iā€™ve been here before Iā€™ve seen all the posts. It changed my view upon this person. But today, I understand, I completely understand. They are the most disgusting person there is and doesnā€™t deserve the followers that they have. When I joined up with the family, they werenā€™t battling anymore. They told the backstory of getting a new account starting up to the family all the problems that they had had in the past with family and I donā€™t mean the family on TikTok, but the family that they had. So once again, this is my own opinion of this person. I have made it my own opinion. Nobody has told me to write this or told me to put different stories that Iā€™ve heard in it. Nobody contributed to my opinion. This is all my own opinion. But now I know what you all have seen before today. My eyes are wide-open now. They have been blocked and I will never have to see that wretched face again. thank you for letting me comment and you all have a wonderful day because I know I will. Thank you all.

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u/Thisdarlingdeer Jul 23 '24

What in the gods green earth are you talking about????? Did you take adderall today, because you just rambled on for WAY TOO LONG about something completely out of left field. Are you even posting in the right thread? Or is this a bot? Lord oh mighty what in the fuck did I just read.

3

u/1970Something_ Oct 25 '24

I've never wanted paragraphs so bad in my life

10

u/falconblack Jul 28 '24

Thank you for your service. Because of you, kind sir, I didn't have to read that whole service announcement.

3

u/Thisdarlingdeer Jul 30 '24

I do what I can my friend!

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u/anyhoodoo Jul 24 '24 edited Jul 24 '24

Thank you for your comment. I got two sentences in to this jackassā€™ post, saw how wordy it is, read yours, and moved on . Jeebus H

2

u/Savagely-stunning Jul 11 '24

I havenā€™t been on here much so I donā€™t know how to create a comment so Iā€™m gonna just talk about it here. I used to be in this personā€™s live streams every day on TT. I went in anywhere of once thousand dollars to maybe $1200 in debt in gifting for this person. As long as you were in the live streams every day, if you needed something, you were considered part of the family, as long as you gifted. When I got to the point that I couldnā€™t gift And I couldnā€™t be in the live streams every day in the same ones then they werenā€™t worried about me. Why would they because I am not gifting anymore. But I was always told, they always told their followers that if there was a problem please post it. Iā€™ll get back to you, our family is here for you all that stuff. So I canā€™t gift anymore and I canā€™t be in the lives every single day. But today I came across his lives and I was like hey there, I got no acknowledgment and I know that there are a lot of people in his live streams, however, before he always would acknowledge me. There have been times I would ask a question and it wouldnā€™t go through because TT would not show it. So I asked one of the moderators. Do you see any of my messages coming through. The moderator did say anything to me, but this person said to me That I do this in every lives and that they are getting tired of it and that itā€™s actually coming from one of their subscribers. That kind of left a bad taste in my mouth. But today feeling a little depressed I come across the live stream. I said hey, and then a few minutes later said, you know what Iā€™m a little depressed today. I know I can always come here and feel the love of the family. They sat down and said I just want to say this to the family people who are here every day and every single one of my lives, you are a part of this family. You are not causing any problems but sometimes we do have some people who come in and, they canā€™t do anything with us or theyā€™re not in all of my live streams so you know they wanna come in and try to interfere our chat I donā€™t know something in those words. That wasnā€™t there. Word for word answer to me, but it was to that effect. I knew exactly who they were talking about. They didnā€™t say a name, they didnā€™t have to, because I knew exactly what they were talking about. That made me so disgusted with that person That I couldnā€™t even see straight. Oh, Iā€™ve been here before Iā€™ve seen all the posts. It changed my view upon this person. But today, I understand, I completely understand. They are the most disgusting person there is and doesnā€™t deserve the followers that they have. When I joined up with the family, they werenā€™t battling anymore. They told the backstory of getting a new account starting up to the family all the problems that they had had in the past with family and I donā€™t mean the family on TikTok, but the family that they had. So once again, this is my own opinion of this person. I have made it my own opinion. Nobody has told me to write this or told me to put different stories that Iā€™ve heard in it. Nobody contributed to my opinion. This is all my own opinion. But now I know what you all have seen before today. My eyes are wide-open now. They have been blocked and I will never have to see that wretched face again. thank you for letting me comment and you all have a wonderful day because I know I will. Thank you all.

1

u/Savagely-stunning Jul 14 '24

Itā€™s all about this guy

3

u/Thisdarlingdeer Jul 23 '24

Dude are you replying to yourself?

1

u/Savagely-stunning Jul 14 '24

What an a$$holeā€¦ the above comment is about himā€¦. He was such a nice person at first. I bought all the $hit he sad. I even bought the book he wrote. I saw all the comments on her and it made me think about it. He is a disgusting person.

8

u/Thisdarlingdeer Jul 23 '24

Are you ok bud? Youā€™re rambling and not making sense and replying to your own commentsā€¦.

13

u/elf_daddyOG Jun 30 '24

Why did he do that to his own truck

7

u/SmileXGuy Jul 04 '24

It's fake the window is down

12

u/scorcherrr Jun 30 '24

The sound is from the sopranos

12

u/Wolf2776 Jun 25 '24

Again with these dudes. I'd love to see what he did after he stopped the recording.

Did he calmly and routinely place the plank back in his shed?

2

u/Josepth_Blowsepth Jul 14 '24

Looks like a plank used for a kids bed. That kiln dried 1x4ā€ packs a punch.

3

u/Marsnineteen75 Jun 25 '24

Yeah on the stock glass breaking sound with the window rolled down and just out of screen

3

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

I laughed my ass off when I first watched this then I read the title and laughed even more

2

u/mikeybrooklyn909 Jun 24 '24

Ends up stretched out in the driveway with 3 holes in his gutšŸ¤£

5

u/Impressive_Main5160 Jun 18 '24

This PSA brought to you by the makers of steroidsā€¦

2

u/Blipnoodle Jul 01 '24

You can clearly see a little guy in a big guy suit.

3

u/Complete_Librarian_7 Jun 14 '24

You ask your neighbor for some wood to build a lemonade stand for the children.

6

u/Bushdr78 Jun 11 '24

He just wanted to get his roids but locked them in his truck.

16

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

Flip flops and cargo shorts

32

u/darthmynuts Jun 09 '24

What a Gaylord

10

u/esoterictrinitarian3 Jun 09 '24

Bring it back man. Yes.

49

u/JoeW702 Jun 08 '24

If I'm showing up to get my daughter out of a bad spot, I'm not showing up in flip-flops. On top of that, going to someone's house with a little stick is how you get shot. The dude just wanted to show off his new tank top.

4

u/Icy-Cardiologist2597 Jun 08 '24

This is what I came to post.

1

u/Th3V4ndal Jun 08 '24

I was pretty much going to post this word for word.

Not only that, what serial abusers let their victims have access to a phone? Like c'mon dude. Nothing about this makes sense.

34

u/bagofratsworm Jun 08 '24

yeah cause abusers who wonā€™t let their victims leave the house are definitely going to let them near a phone to explain in detail whatā€™s happening. thatā€™s a thing that happens

6

u/Rhewin Jun 08 '24

So this post is weird and fake and all, but yes, abusers do that. Crowder was trying to do that with his wife, attempting to guilt her into not taking the car in case he needed it. Thereā€™s a reason they only had one car despite him being fairly wealthy.

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u/ultraplusstretch Jun 08 '24

Nice to see the last neanderthal is still alive and kicking.

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u/intisun Jun 08 '24

Ah yes, helping youy daughter who's clearly fearing for her safety by... breaking a car window?

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u/shelbymfcloud Jun 07 '24

He has steroid belly

24

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

[deleted]

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u/shelbymfcloud Jun 08 '24

Also looks really short next to that truck, Iā€™d bet 100 bucks heā€™s like 5ā€™2ā€

2

u/Testicle_Tugger Jun 10 '24

Unfortunately the trucks lifted so youā€™d lose that $100 and Iā€™ll gladly take it.

If itā€™s any consolation making a ā€œtough guyā€ video is little man syndrome to a T so he may not be physically short but mentally he surely is, and for that ill give you $50 back.

2

u/esoterictrinitarian3 Jun 09 '24

Being a truck expert (Texan) this is 100% a lifted truck that almost certainly never sees dirt or mud. We call those trucks ā€œPavement Princessesā€

2

u/shelbymfcloud Jun 10 '24

Hahaha pavement princess I like that!

8

u/DarknParadise Jun 08 '24

Ah so his balls are inside of him bumblebee tuna

11

u/Tremster24 Jun 07 '24

The fuck?

15

u/Mutt_Cutts Jun 07 '24

Someone skipped every leg day.

1

u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n Jun 13 '24

He skipped and flipped and flopped.

5

u/chantsnone Jun 07 '24

The ā€˜roids are a raginā€™

13

u/snippity_snip Jun 07 '24

My name is criiiiiinge

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u/OverpricedGoods Jun 07 '24

Kid Rock is cringe

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u/CeeMomster EVERYTHING IS SATIRE Jun 07 '24

My name is Criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge Raaaaaaawwk!!!!

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u/keeleon Jun 07 '24

Don't act like this, and the odds of your daughter dating a violent asshole go down tremendously.

8

u/CeeMomster EVERYTHING IS SATIRE Jun 07 '24

Makes you instantly understand where she learned what ā€œloveā€ is

14

u/Ebbe010 Jun 07 '24

Roses are red, i don't have a spouse

5

u/ihaveabaguetteknife Jun 07 '24

Violets are blue, I wish I had a daughter looking up to me but canā€™t articulate it other than that because Iā€™m an insecure manchild with fragile masculinity.

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u/CeeMomster EVERYTHING IS SATIRE Jun 07 '24

And a teeeny weeny

most likely

15

u/bittersweetjesus Jun 07 '24

I am in no way a tough guy but if this ever happened to my daughter, I would do something just as stupid as this guy

7

u/mussel_bouy Jun 08 '24

And that's how you end up getting shot

2

u/bittersweetjesus Jun 08 '24

Probably. Like I said, it would be stupid. But Iā€™d be so mad, all Iā€™d see is RED and wouldnā€™t be thinking.

1

u/Cowshavesweg Jun 08 '24

50% go unsolved.

-1

u/adavila1870 Jun 07 '24

Samsieees

21

u/BarriMeikokiner Jun 07 '24

NOOOOOO NOT THE PLANK OF WOOD NOOOOOO

2

u/CeeMomster EVERYTHING IS SATIRE Jun 07 '24

Bro got the wood plank smash window honk horn combo down pat

How many takes you think that was?

Whereā€™s the cameraman at? Yā€™all know who Iā€™m talking about

2

u/BarriMeikokiner Jun 07 '24

Thatā€™s what im always thinking, like ā€œhey mom can you hold the camera and take this video for me real quick?ā€

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u/Max_delirious Jun 07 '24

WTF is this nonsense. Go get your daughter, turd.

17

u/SkinnyAndWeeb Jun 07 '24

Bro is a tomato

2

u/esoterictrinitarian3 Jun 09 '24

That blood is struggling to flow you know it is.

25

u/Jip_Jaap_Stam Jun 07 '24

Why's his weapon of choice one of the wooden slats you get in IKEA flatpack beds?

1

u/kuluka_man Jun 08 '24

I will bonk your windows with balsa wood!!!

2

u/Mean_Estate_2770 Jun 08 '24

OMG!!! This was exactly what I was thinking!!!!!!!! Did he want people to think it was a regular 2X4 and he is just really big, or something? Forced perspective kinda thing, ya know?

1

u/folkkingdude Jun 08 '24

I think heā€™s tiny so heā€™s trying to make himself look normal sized

1

u/Mean_Estate_2770 Jun 08 '24

Yeah, that was a bit of a reach for him when he "smashed" the window.

11

u/HeadlineINeed Jun 07 '24

Plot twist his BF calls him daddy

15

u/sunbeatsfog Jun 07 '24

Is he okay? Iā€™m concerned for his health

7

u/Imfrank123 Jun 07 '24

Liver king vibes

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u/Eddie_Youds Jun 07 '24

Thinking of this. Thinking it's a good idea. Actually filming it. Being so pleased with the result, you let others see it.

It makes my head hurt.

17

u/notmyrealnam3 Jun 07 '24

this is near perfect if watched and enjoyed as a parody

18

u/XenomorphLV246 Jun 07 '24

Iā€™m not backing down from any dude that wears open toed shoes

28

u/Sufficient_Rub_2014 Jun 07 '24

Bitch brings the smallest piece of wood he could find.

3

u/thelion_quiver Jun 07 '24

Itā€™s like a popsicle stick

33

u/Gimpstick Jun 07 '24

Walks like he shit himself

18

u/tumblindice77 Jun 07 '24

She married a man like dad

12

u/isinedupcuzofrslash Jun 07 '24

ā€œWhen your sister tells you ā€œmy boyfriend hits meā€, you find out he only weighs 90 pounds and has no experience fighting, he also kicks puppies and robs the elderly, and is wanted for child trafficking, and he approaches you and says ā€œI am going to kill youā€ loud enough for multiple witnesses to attest to in court, and then hits you first, thus giving you the legal right to retaliate.ā€

14

u/Nipplecunt Jun 07 '24

He wants this to happen so badly. I think there are unresolved feelings there

19

u/AtlasShrugged- Jun 07 '24

And thank goodness he remembered to call his homie to record it !

20

u/Empire7173 Jun 07 '24

Why do they always look like captain caveman. Always the Neanderthals type...sorry to any real Neanderthals lol.

27

u/Unsanitarywipe Jun 07 '24

Wears flip flops to go fight someone lol

29

u/Mister-Spook Jun 07 '24

With all of the effort this guy put into creating a fake scenario in his head and then acting it out for internet clout, how does he have the time or energy to get that yoked?

2

u/Smeggaman Jun 07 '24

People be taking roids for the hell of it these days my dude.

5

u/Burntskull Jun 07 '24

With the power of narcissism.

20

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

I always hope these guys see these posts on this sub

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u/sup3rrn0va Jun 07 '24

This guy thought about this and said it was a good idea to himself. He then went into his driveway to set up his camera. Hit record and walked to the end of his driveway. Recorded this video re-enacting what he presumed made him look badass(filming multiple takes most likely). Edited music over it. Wrote a caption with a fake scenario over it. Picked all the hashtags he wanted and posted it online.

Does anyone else find this just fucking weird?

16

u/sureal42 Jun 07 '24

I love how he obviously makes sure he doesn't hit his own truck lol

7

u/sup3rrn0va Jun 07 '24

And the Oscar goes toā€¦

2

u/sureal42 Jun 07 '24

Not this guy lol

24

u/Rabidwolf96 Jun 07 '24

The fake glass breaking sound effect I know you can clearly tell that you didn't actually connect with anything on that flimsy piece of wood, is the funniest part like bro I get it you want to feel like a badass, but you don't want to replace a car window from your little wannabe backstreet warrior video LOL then just don't make one

9

u/AnApexBread Jun 07 '24 edited Jul 27 '24

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u/Rabidwolf96 Jun 07 '24

Exactly, what a try hard

19

u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 Jun 07 '24

Him being pigeon toed really cements the badassery

4

u/mondaymoderate Jun 07 '24

Bro looks like he always skips leg day.

19

u/knotonlybutalso Jun 07 '24

He seems extra stupid.

11

u/primetimemime Jun 07 '24

He really does.

8

u/knotonlybutalso Jun 07 '24

He seems extra stupid.

5

u/primetimemime Jun 07 '24

He really does.

18

u/greeneagle2022 Jun 07 '24

Your daughter is in danger. Quick, set up a tripod and run back behind the truck, grab some wood and beat on a truck instead of your daughters abuser.

Seems about right.

30

u/danboslice Jun 07 '24

LOL is that a 1x4? Poor choice of lumber for trying to look tough.

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u/hmahood Jun 07 '24

Perhaps if he was a better example of how a man should behave his daughter would have better taste in men. Lmao

2

u/archibauldis99 Jun 07 '24

My first thought!

15

u/TheDogsNameWasFrank Jun 07 '24

Hmm. Maybe having a narcissistic douche "protector" father led to a bad choice in men. Naaaah...

33

u/PureYouth Jun 07 '24

He looks like heā€™s really trying to keep a turd in

8

u/frednekk Jun 07 '24

Those turds are like bricks and ainā€™t moving.

20

u/Kundrew1 Jun 07 '24

Dude is so roided up he can barely breathe

16

u/djmedicalman Jun 07 '24

Yeah yeah, I get at all that. But why didn't he time the breaking of the window to go along with the song?

31

u/Grand-Bullfrog3861 Jun 07 '24

No matter how jacked a man is, if you do tiktoks I'm not going to be afraid of you when you try and be scary. Lil princess

6

u/Joe_Bruce Jun 07 '24

Heā€™s waited so long to make this video

5

u/bolognahole Jun 07 '24

Jim Duggen got yoked.

27

u/MedRare88 Jun 07 '24

I bet he yells at his daughter for making tik toks

25

u/agha0013 Jun 07 '24

makes you wonder if the daughter has some issues with always being attracted to "tough" boys because she had this as a male role model growing up.

not giving a pass to an abusive partner though

2

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

Srsly

24

u/WrinklyScroteSack Jun 07 '24

that man pays a lot of money for junk. He looks like Liver King jr.

8

u/MockASonOfaShepherd Jun 07 '24

This guys eats cheap creatine and steak for every meal, and hasnā€™t touched a vegetable since 8th grade.

1

u/Drounsley Jun 07 '24

So, Fatty Liver Disease, Jr?

1

u/WrinklyScroteSack Jun 07 '24

probably doesn't bathe or wipe his own ass either.

27

u/thebestatheist Jun 07 '24

Thatā€™s a really buff midget

3

u/rwarimaursus Jun 07 '24

"it is the Dwarves that go swimming...with hairy little women!!!"

29

u/DesastreUrbano Jun 07 '24 edited Jun 07 '24

When I was a teen that kind of dad was always a sign that his daughter was wild as a countermessure of her dad cringiness

13

u/Ham-mer-head Jun 07 '24

"Shit, she'll break free soon! Ill have to be ready to stop her in the driveway."

12

u/RigasTelRuun Jun 07 '24

That is his truck, and he didn't break any glass that was added later.

19

u/Brohkage Jun 07 '24

Thanks Sherlock šŸ•µļø

16

u/buttfacenosehead Jun 07 '24

I wonder if these people second-guess themselves at any point during the setup, or even consider it could be poorly received & out there forever.

20

u/supa325 Jun 07 '24

What a fucking geek

18

u/Rental_Car Jun 07 '24

We set up the camera then go back out to the curb and pretend to walk back up the driveway.....

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u/that-pile-of-laundry Jun 07 '24

When I go to pick a fight, I also like to wear flip-flops.

22

u/mojomagic66 Jun 07 '24

Tactical thongs as I like to call em

32

u/Electrical_Cellist69 Jun 07 '24

Was a 2x4 too heavy?

10

u/-v-fib- Jun 07 '24

Homie went for a DEX build.

16

u/marf_lefogg Jun 07 '24

Hahahaha 1x4 is easier to grip with those small hands

50

u/-KCS-Violator Jun 07 '24

What are these power fantasies? I mean I used to pretend I was a ninja turtle then I turned 7.

1

u/free_beer Jun 07 '24

Youā€™re trying to tell me you donā€™t still do karate in the mirror from time to time?

4

u/Watts300 Jun 07 '24

T-U-R-T-L-E POWER

36

u/madcowrawt Jun 07 '24

Was he fighting that truck in a dream?

15

u/Nervous-Profile4729 Jun 07 '24

Broke his own window for a TikTok at the age of 50

17

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

He's put that through a rolled down window. Auto glass doesn't break that easily, and when it does break, it doesn't sound like that. Shitty sound effect.

6

u/Nervous-Profile4729 Jun 07 '24

Yeah no chance I was watching that video with sound

6

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

A wise choice my friend.

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u/mrpopenfresh Jun 07 '24

This guy could smoke a cigarette under the rain. Look at him radiating heat from steroid abuse.

18

u/Suck_My_Lettuce Jun 07 '24

This guy is trying too hard to look scary. Then he hits something that doesnā€™t hit back with a weapon. Nothing to see here, folks.

17

u/small_feild_mouse Jun 07 '24

Not in a hurry, I see.

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u/assmasher69 Jun 07 '24

Now why would you wear flip flops to fuck up someoneā€™s car

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u/its__alright Jun 07 '24

Because Florida

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u/Conaz9847 Jun 07 '24

Homie skips leg day, every day

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u/Frosty_Stage_1464 Jun 07 '24

Monkey father

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u/JaceFromThere Jun 07 '24

Idk why this guy looks less intimidating when he flips the plank but he should probably not do that

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

It's hard to look scary carrying a 1x4. It would hurt like hell, but it's just not as intimidating as a proper 2x4.

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u/hanggangshaming Jun 07 '24

That badboy just admiring his wood and flexin his manly

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u/rekipsj Jun 07 '24

Gotta get sum practice swings in before saving muh daughter from domestic violence.

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u/hanggangshaming Jun 07 '24

Right, he just saunters up all chill like

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u/bryancc87 Jun 07 '24

Why is he breaking the window out of a truck when his daughter is trapped being hit in the house!?!?

EDIT: I get it now, itā€™s the hitty guys truck!

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u/ImPretendingToCare ā€œAlpha Maleā€ Jun 07 '24

guy looks like hes a 1 minute jog away from a stroke

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u/32233128Merovingian Jun 07 '24

Walks like heā€™s got full blown hemorrhoids

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u/Mcfacefacey Jun 07 '24

Bro is a big fan of Tony soprano he even copied his moves

https://youtu.be/w5FOpnEJaV4?si=zGi9GP0qvq0Zm_ra

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u/IndelibleFudge Jun 07 '24

Finally someone else noticed that!

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u/IndelibleFudge Jun 07 '24

And you can bet he sees Tony as a role model not a sociopath

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u/IsyeRod Jun 07 '24

My brother, you are 5ā€™6ā€, youā€™re gonna need a longer board

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