r/iamverybadass • u/Couch_Critic • Jun 06 '24
š©ULTIMATE BADASSHOLEš© This seems oddly specific
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u/Penquinsrule83 Nov 10 '24
Sandals were not a smart choice
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u/Max9mm Nov 23 '24
When you're this badass, sandals are always a good choice. I bet every part of this guys body is a weapon.
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u/Grand-Bullfrog3861 Nov 10 '24
If you were a good father she most likely wouldn't be getting held hostage and you wouldn't need to make a tiktok video pretending to smash a window with a stick
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u/NectarineRare5309 Oct 29 '24
Id bet that tough cookie $500 he couldn't break a car window with that lil 1x4.
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u/mikeybrooklyn909 Oct 22 '24
Board bounces off window Sets off car alarm Ends up riddled with .22s from 5'7, 130 pound 19 year old
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u/Archery134 Oct 20 '24
Thatās what Tony Soprano did to Big Pussies wife when she said something to Carmela about getting meds for her dog. Itās not even close to original.
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Oct 16 '24
My favorite thing about this video is that he found the most awkward piece of random scrap wood in his basement and decided that it was scary enough to make a video with.
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u/birbbs Got banned from club penguin Oct 10 '24
Iām gonna break out his windows and make the situation worse! Youāre welcome, daughter!
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Jul 14 '24
Why would he bust the window out of his own truck; isnāt his daughter being held captive by her boyfriend? Seriously, why do people post shit like this thinking it makes them look so āprotectiveā? My dad handled my situation by waiting to catch him off guard. He didnāt need kid rock blaring with the fake glass break of his own vehicle. I canāt stand the dudes that need to prove what great dads they are by posting this obviously exaggerated reaction bullshit! Why do I get the vibes it would be the daughter calling the boyfriend saying this shit? I saw the one video he did of āPlay this on speaker in your Uberā bullshit. Cringe!
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u/DannyWarlegs Jul 18 '24
I think he's implying the truck is the dude who supposedly hit his daughter. But yes. He obviously rolled down the window of his own truck, set up the camera, walked away, and walked back staging this whole thing to show off his steroid addiction
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u/Savagely-stunning Jul 11 '24
I havenāt been on here much so I donāt know how to create a comment so Iām gonna just talk about it here. I used to be in this personās live streams every day on TT. I went in anywhere of once thousand dollars to maybe $1200 in debt in gifting for this person. As long as you were in the live streams every day, if you needed something, you were considered part of the family, as long as you gifted. When I got to the point that I couldnāt gift And I couldnāt be in the live streams every day in the same ones then they werenāt worried about me. Why would they because I am not gifting anymore. But I was always told, they always told their followers that if there was a problem please post it. Iāll get back to you, our family is here for you all that stuff. So I canāt gift anymore and I canāt be in the lives every single day. But today I came across his lives and I was like hey there, I got no acknowledgment and I know that there are a lot of people in his live streams, however, before he always would acknowledge me. There have been times I would ask a question and it wouldnāt go through because TT would not show it. So I asked one of the moderators. Do you see any of my messages coming through. The moderator did say anything to me, but this person said to me That I do this in every lives and that they are getting tired of it and that itās actually coming from one of their subscribers. That kind of left a bad taste in my mouth. But today feeling a little depressed I come across the live stream. I said hey, and then a few minutes later said, you know what Iām a little depressed today. I know I can always come here and feel the love of the family. They sat down and said I just want to say this to the family people who are here every day and every single one of my lives, you are a part of this family. You are not causing any problems but sometimes we do have some people who come in and, they canāt do anything with us or theyāre not in all of my live streams so you know they wanna come in and try to interfere our chat I donāt know something in those words. That wasnāt there. Word for word answer to me, but it was to that effect. I knew exactly who they were talking about. They didnāt say a name, they didnāt have to, because I knew exactly what they were talking about. That made me so disgusted with that person That I couldnāt even see straight. Oh, Iāve been here before Iāve seen all the posts. It changed my view upon this person. But today, I understand, I completely understand. They are the most disgusting person there is and doesnāt deserve the followers that they have. When I joined up with the family, they werenāt battling anymore. They told the backstory of getting a new account starting up to the family all the problems that they had had in the past with family and I donāt mean the family on TikTok, but the family that they had. So once again, this is my own opinion of this person. I have made it my own opinion. Nobody has told me to write this or told me to put different stories that Iāve heard in it. Nobody contributed to my opinion. This is all my own opinion. But now I know what you all have seen before today. My eyes are wide-open now. They have been blocked and I will never have to see that wretched face again. thank you for letting me comment and you all have a wonderful day because I know I will. Thank you all.
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u/Thisdarlingdeer Jul 23 '24
What in the gods green earth are you talking about????? Did you take adderall today, because you just rambled on for WAY TOO LONG about something completely out of left field. Are you even posting in the right thread? Or is this a bot? Lord oh mighty what in the fuck did I just read.
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u/falconblack Jul 28 '24
Thank you for your service. Because of you, kind sir, I didn't have to read that whole service announcement.
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u/anyhoodoo Jul 24 '24 edited Jul 24 '24
Thank you for your comment. I got two sentences in to this jackassā post, saw how wordy it is, read yours, and moved on . Jeebus H
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u/Savagely-stunning Jul 11 '24
I havenāt been on here much so I donāt know how to create a comment so Iām gonna just talk about it here. I used to be in this personās live streams every day on TT. I went in anywhere of once thousand dollars to maybe $1200 in debt in gifting for this person. As long as you were in the live streams every day, if you needed something, you were considered part of the family, as long as you gifted. When I got to the point that I couldnāt gift And I couldnāt be in the live streams every day in the same ones then they werenāt worried about me. Why would they because I am not gifting anymore. But I was always told, they always told their followers that if there was a problem please post it. Iāll get back to you, our family is here for you all that stuff. So I canāt gift anymore and I canāt be in the lives every single day. But today I came across his lives and I was like hey there, I got no acknowledgment and I know that there are a lot of people in his live streams, however, before he always would acknowledge me. There have been times I would ask a question and it wouldnāt go through because TT would not show it. So I asked one of the moderators. Do you see any of my messages coming through. The moderator did say anything to me, but this person said to me That I do this in every lives and that they are getting tired of it and that itās actually coming from one of their subscribers. That kind of left a bad taste in my mouth. But today feeling a little depressed I come across the live stream. I said hey, and then a few minutes later said, you know what Iām a little depressed today. I know I can always come here and feel the love of the family. They sat down and said I just want to say this to the family people who are here every day and every single one of my lives, you are a part of this family. You are not causing any problems but sometimes we do have some people who come in and, they canāt do anything with us or theyāre not in all of my live streams so you know they wanna come in and try to interfere our chat I donāt know something in those words. That wasnāt there. Word for word answer to me, but it was to that effect. I knew exactly who they were talking about. They didnāt say a name, they didnāt have to, because I knew exactly what they were talking about. That made me so disgusted with that person That I couldnāt even see straight. Oh, Iāve been here before Iāve seen all the posts. It changed my view upon this person. But today, I understand, I completely understand. They are the most disgusting person there is and doesnāt deserve the followers that they have. When I joined up with the family, they werenāt battling anymore. They told the backstory of getting a new account starting up to the family all the problems that they had had in the past with family and I donāt mean the family on TikTok, but the family that they had. So once again, this is my own opinion of this person. I have made it my own opinion. Nobody has told me to write this or told me to put different stories that Iāve heard in it. Nobody contributed to my opinion. This is all my own opinion. But now I know what you all have seen before today. My eyes are wide-open now. They have been blocked and I will never have to see that wretched face again. thank you for letting me comment and you all have a wonderful day because I know I will. Thank you all.
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u/Savagely-stunning Jul 14 '24
Itās all about this guy
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u/Savagely-stunning Jul 14 '24
What an a$$holeā¦ the above comment is about himā¦. He was such a nice person at first. I bought all the $hit he sad. I even bought the book he wrote. I saw all the comments on her and it made me think about it. He is a disgusting person.
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u/Thisdarlingdeer Jul 23 '24
Are you ok bud? Youāre rambling and not making sense and replying to your own commentsā¦.
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u/Wolf2776 Jun 25 '24
Again with these dudes. I'd love to see what he did after he stopped the recording.
Did he calmly and routinely place the plank back in his shed?
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u/Josepth_Blowsepth Jul 14 '24
Looks like a plank used for a kids bed. That kiln dried 1x4ā packs a punch.
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u/Marsnineteen75 Jun 25 '24
Yeah on the stock glass breaking sound with the window rolled down and just out of screen
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Jun 24 '24
I laughed my ass off when I first watched this then I read the title and laughed even more
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u/Complete_Librarian_7 Jun 14 '24
You ask your neighbor for some wood to build a lemonade stand for the children.
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u/JoeW702 Jun 08 '24
If I'm showing up to get my daughter out of a bad spot, I'm not showing up in flip-flops. On top of that, going to someone's house with a little stick is how you get shot. The dude just wanted to show off his new tank top.
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u/Th3V4ndal Jun 08 '24
I was pretty much going to post this word for word.
Not only that, what serial abusers let their victims have access to a phone? Like c'mon dude. Nothing about this makes sense.
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u/bagofratsworm Jun 08 '24
yeah cause abusers who wonāt let their victims leave the house are definitely going to let them near a phone to explain in detail whatās happening. thatās a thing that happens
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u/Rhewin Jun 08 '24
So this post is weird and fake and all, but yes, abusers do that. Crowder was trying to do that with his wife, attempting to guilt her into not taking the car in case he needed it. Thereās a reason they only had one car despite him being fairly wealthy.
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u/intisun Jun 08 '24
Ah yes, helping youy daughter who's clearly fearing for her safety by... breaking a car window?
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u/shelbymfcloud Jun 07 '24
He has steroid belly
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Jun 08 '24
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u/shelbymfcloud Jun 08 '24
Also looks really short next to that truck, Iād bet 100 bucks heās like 5ā2ā
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u/Testicle_Tugger Jun 10 '24
Unfortunately the trucks lifted so youād lose that $100 and Iāll gladly take it.
If itās any consolation making a ātough guyā video is little man syndrome to a T so he may not be physically short but mentally he surely is, and for that ill give you $50 back.
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u/esoterictrinitarian3 Jun 09 '24
Being a truck expert (Texan) this is 100% a lifted truck that almost certainly never sees dirt or mud. We call those trucks āPavement Princessesā
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u/OverpricedGoods Jun 07 '24
Kid Rock is cringe
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u/CeeMomster EVERYTHING IS SATIRE Jun 07 '24
My name is Criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge Raaaaaaawwk!!!!
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u/keeleon Jun 07 '24
Don't act like this, and the odds of your daughter dating a violent asshole go down tremendously.
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u/CeeMomster EVERYTHING IS SATIRE Jun 07 '24
Makes you instantly understand where she learned what āloveā is
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u/Ebbe010 Jun 07 '24
Roses are red, i don't have a spouse
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u/ihaveabaguetteknife Jun 07 '24
Violets are blue, I wish I had a daughter looking up to me but canāt articulate it other than that because Iām an insecure manchild with fragile masculinity.
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u/bittersweetjesus Jun 07 '24
I am in no way a tough guy but if this ever happened to my daughter, I would do something just as stupid as this guy
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u/mussel_bouy Jun 08 '24
And that's how you end up getting shot
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u/bittersweetjesus Jun 08 '24
Probably. Like I said, it would be stupid. But Iād be so mad, all Iād see is RED and wouldnāt be thinking.
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u/BarriMeikokiner Jun 07 '24
NOOOOOO NOT THE PLANK OF WOOD NOOOOOO
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u/CeeMomster EVERYTHING IS SATIRE Jun 07 '24
Bro got the wood plank smash window honk horn combo down pat
How many takes you think that was?
Whereās the cameraman at? Yāall know who Iām talking about
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u/BarriMeikokiner Jun 07 '24
Thatās what im always thinking, like āhey mom can you hold the camera and take this video for me real quick?ā
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u/Jip_Jaap_Stam Jun 07 '24
Why's his weapon of choice one of the wooden slats you get in IKEA flatpack beds?
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u/Mean_Estate_2770 Jun 08 '24
OMG!!! This was exactly what I was thinking!!!!!!!! Did he want people to think it was a regular 2X4 and he is just really big, or something? Forced perspective kinda thing, ya know?
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u/Eddie_Youds Jun 07 '24
Thinking of this. Thinking it's a good idea. Actually filming it. Being so pleased with the result, you let others see it.
It makes my head hurt.
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u/isinedupcuzofrslash Jun 07 '24
āWhen your sister tells you āmy boyfriend hits meā, you find out he only weighs 90 pounds and has no experience fighting, he also kicks puppies and robs the elderly, and is wanted for child trafficking, and he approaches you and says āI am going to kill youā loud enough for multiple witnesses to attest to in court, and then hits you first, thus giving you the legal right to retaliate.ā
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u/Nipplecunt Jun 07 '24
He wants this to happen so badly. I think there are unresolved feelings there
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u/Empire7173 Jun 07 '24
Why do they always look like captain caveman. Always the Neanderthals type...sorry to any real Neanderthals lol.
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u/Mister-Spook Jun 07 '24
With all of the effort this guy put into creating a fake scenario in his head and then acting it out for internet clout, how does he have the time or energy to get that yoked?
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u/sup3rrn0va Jun 07 '24
This guy thought about this and said it was a good idea to himself. He then went into his driveway to set up his camera. Hit record and walked to the end of his driveway. Recorded this video re-enacting what he presumed made him look badass(filming multiple takes most likely). Edited music over it. Wrote a caption with a fake scenario over it. Picked all the hashtags he wanted and posted it online.
Does anyone else find this just fucking weird?
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u/Rabidwolf96 Jun 07 '24
The fake glass breaking sound effect I know you can clearly tell that you didn't actually connect with anything on that flimsy piece of wood, is the funniest part like bro I get it you want to feel like a badass, but you don't want to replace a car window from your little wannabe backstreet warrior video LOL then just don't make one
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u/AnApexBread Jun 07 '24 edited Jul 27 '24
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u/greeneagle2022 Jun 07 '24
Your daughter is in danger. Quick, set up a tripod and run back behind the truck, grab some wood and beat on a truck instead of your daughters abuser.
Seems about right.
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u/hmahood Jun 07 '24
Perhaps if he was a better example of how a man should behave his daughter would have better taste in men. Lmao
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u/TheDogsNameWasFrank Jun 07 '24
Hmm. Maybe having a narcissistic douche "protector" father led to a bad choice in men. Naaaah...
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u/djmedicalman Jun 07 '24
Yeah yeah, I get at all that. But why didn't he time the breaking of the window to go along with the song?
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u/Grand-Bullfrog3861 Jun 07 '24
No matter how jacked a man is, if you do tiktoks I'm not going to be afraid of you when you try and be scary. Lil princess
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u/agha0013 Jun 07 '24
makes you wonder if the daughter has some issues with always being attracted to "tough" boys because she had this as a male role model growing up.
not giving a pass to an abusive partner though
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u/WrinklyScroteSack Jun 07 '24
that man pays a lot of money for junk. He looks like Liver King jr.
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u/MockASonOfaShepherd Jun 07 '24
This guys eats cheap creatine and steak for every meal, and hasnāt touched a vegetable since 8th grade.
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u/DesastreUrbano Jun 07 '24 edited Jun 07 '24
When I was a teen that kind of dad was always a sign that his daughter was wild as a countermessure of her dad cringiness
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u/Ham-mer-head Jun 07 '24
"Shit, she'll break free soon! Ill have to be ready to stop her in the driveway."
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u/RigasTelRuun Jun 07 '24
That is his truck, and he didn't break any glass that was added later.
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u/buttfacenosehead Jun 07 '24
I wonder if these people second-guess themselves at any point during the setup, or even consider it could be poorly received & out there forever.
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u/Rental_Car Jun 07 '24
We set up the camera then go back out to the curb and pretend to walk back up the driveway.....
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u/that-pile-of-laundry Jun 07 '24
When I go to pick a fight, I also like to wear flip-flops.
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u/-KCS-Violator Jun 07 '24
What are these power fantasies? I mean I used to pretend I was a ninja turtle then I turned 7.
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u/free_beer Jun 07 '24
Youāre trying to tell me you donāt still do karate in the mirror from time to time?
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u/madcowrawt Jun 07 '24
Was he fighting that truck in a dream?
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u/Nervous-Profile4729 Jun 07 '24
Broke his own window for a TikTok at the age of 50
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Jun 07 '24
He's put that through a rolled down window. Auto glass doesn't break that easily, and when it does break, it doesn't sound like that. Shitty sound effect.
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u/mrpopenfresh Jun 07 '24
This guy could smoke a cigarette under the rain. Look at him radiating heat from steroid abuse.
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u/Suck_My_Lettuce Jun 07 '24
This guy is trying too hard to look scary. Then he hits something that doesnāt hit back with a weapon. Nothing to see here, folks.
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u/JaceFromThere Jun 07 '24
Idk why this guy looks less intimidating when he flips the plank but he should probably not do that
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Jun 07 '24
It's hard to look scary carrying a 1x4. It would hurt like hell, but it's just not as intimidating as a proper 2x4.
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u/hanggangshaming Jun 07 '24
That badboy just admiring his wood and flexin his manly
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u/rekipsj Jun 07 '24
Gotta get sum practice swings in before saving muh daughter from domestic violence.
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u/bryancc87 Jun 07 '24
Why is he breaking the window out of a truck when his daughter is trapped being hit in the house!?!?
EDIT: I get it now, itās the hitty guys truck!
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u/ImPretendingToCare āAlpha Maleā Jun 07 '24
guy looks like hes a 1 minute jog away from a stroke
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u/Mcfacefacey Jun 07 '24
Bro is a big fan of Tony soprano he even copied his moves
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u/IsyeRod Jun 07 '24
My brother, you are 5ā6ā, youāre gonna need a longer board
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u/PangwinAndTertle Nov 30 '24
Imagine fantasizing about beating up a kid.