WELL WAKE HIS ASS UP!

[u/Perfect-Oven-916]

[u/finnicus1]

Erectile dysfunction can happen to anyone. Remember to check in with your friends to make sure their little men have been standing to attention.

[u/ragandy89]

Is always guys that look like this.

[u/Digi_Dingo]

This just makes it look/sound like he has been constipated and can now finally shit

[u/jtowndtk]

Or he's being passive aggressive when his wife asks if he's ok wearing that new button up shirt she got him and he replies "yeah" in a high pitch voice

[u/TacitRonin20]

My dog when she's napping peacefully... Then the mailman shows up

[u/Sea-Neighborhood-621]

Why do they think this is cool?

[u/Datslegne → u/Sea-Neighborhood-621]

Because he just listened to Nickelback’s “Next Contestant”. It’s the divorced dad version of drill rap.

[u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 → u/Datslegne]

I pray I never get divorced then, I'm already lame enough I don't need to add flames

[u/Leif_Lightborn]

More like passed out drunk on the couch

[u/Gahvandure2 → u/Leif_Lightborn]

Slathered in sauce at Wing Stop.

[u/tuneful_radio]

The beast looks like he’s late picking up his kids because he found a “cool new app that lets you add flames to your profile picture on Facebook”

[u/OldManJeepin]

LoL! Well...Go back to sleep...

[u/chantsnone]

Aww who’s a sleepy boy?

[u/ReaverRogue]

The beast needs to turn down the flames, his face looks like melted ice cream.

[u/Metallorgy]

Bring out the Gimp.

[u/vicvega88]

Guy adds fire to his profile pic and thinks he’s back