r/iamverybadass • u/esoterictrinitarian3 • 12d ago

GUNS Live laugh love, if that won’t work, shoot people?

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And try what in a small town? Living, laughing, and loving?

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u/Current_Leather7246 5d ago

Love how he has it right next to the try that in a small town sticker. Jason Aldean claimed he wrote the song remembering growing up in a small town. Bro grew up in Savannah Georgia, a sprawling city

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u/DethPruf6669 6d ago

All that in a very un-american Nissan, for shame fake patriot :(

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u/Jeweler_Admirable 6d ago

This guy has watched a TV show

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u/Hall0wsEve666 8d ago

its giving mentally unstable

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u/DarthErectous 7d ago

It's just a silly sticker it's not that deep

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u/Current_Leather7246 5d ago

You're not that deep

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u/Hall0wsEve666 7d ago edited 7d ago

"its not that deep" lol thats what your girlfirend says to you, little man?

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u/Torbpjorn 9d ago

“Valhalla bound” so that just means he’s gonna do something stupid but intend to die doing it

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u/Amkao-Herios 9d ago

Yeah I tried the Load Aim Fire thing at my broken car, but I think I just fucked my car up even worse. What comes after Load Aim Fire?

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u/Dunvegan79 9d ago

Call Grandma and ask her to post his bail.

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u/esoterictrinitarian3 9d ago

Fire, Aim, Load.

Questions later.

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u/Accurate-System7951 9d ago

Yeah, I'm going to share this in our nordic group. :D

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u/esoterictrinitarian3 9d ago

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u/Accurate-System7951 9d ago

I have. It was received like you can expect. :D

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u/Sufficient-Trash-807 9d ago

Be careful this is a small town Viking. The things they’re capable of is unmeasurable.

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u/Honey-and-Venom 10d ago

I don't know, love sounds kinda woke.....

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u/esoterictrinitarian3 10d ago

He’s probably a dedicated “born-again Christian” too.

The confusion.

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u/Honey-and-Venom 10d ago

The Christians that love persecuting their neighbors and tormenting the poor? Charming lot..... The sort that love whip braiding, olive tree burning Jesus, not "welcome the foreigner" Jesus.... They're God is so horrible.....

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u/Cootter77 9d ago

and apparently Norse heaven? hmmm...

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u/AdmiralSand01 10d ago

“Try that in a small town”

Yeah I’ve lived in two small towns. Half of the population were wannabe “thugs/gangstas” and the other half were these idiots. Nothing ever happened.

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u/esoterictrinitarian3 10d ago

Omg dude. I’ve lived in a few here in Texas. You deserve a game show award with that accurate as hell answer.

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u/CriticismNo8406 9d ago

Two words ... Bandera Texas. I spent a summer there and couldn't get out fast enough lol

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u/SipoteQuixote 10d ago

His sticker says he's armed, element of surprise is gone on his end.

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u/EnchanterOlong1976 10d ago

Those type on stickers=Free gun inside.

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u/Dalek_Chaos 10d ago

Valhalla bound lmao. The white trash gangs like to use norse mythology in their tattoos, how much you want to bet this is some white trash racist?

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u/MongoBongoTown 10d ago

The "try that in a small town" sticker is a dead giveaway.

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u/Beckerbrau 10d ago

My first thought. Which fuckin sucks, cuz Norse stuff is actually pretty cool, but it’s been co-opted by douchenozzles like this.

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u/Jeweler_Admirable 6d ago

Do you have a bumper sticker too

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u/Solcaer 10d ago

what compels people to buy a gun and then immediately act like katana owners

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u/Kon-Tiki66 10d ago

"Try that in a small town." A suburb with a couple strip malls and a rec center ain't a "small town."

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u/AirportNo2434 10d ago

The family trees there are wreaths.

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u/ownworldman 10d ago

Try being black in a small town!

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u/TURRRDS 10d ago

$10 says this vehicle wasn't spotted anywhere near a small town

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u/esoterictrinitarian3 10d ago

Correct. This was in traffic on a major freeway in Houston.

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u/Foodstamp001 10d ago

It’s a reference to this terrible song https://youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY