r/iamverybadass • u/hairierderriere • 9d ago

Making quotes from Facebook comments

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New hobby unlocked. This was on a video about a child telling mum they were afraid of whats under the bed

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u/Baby_fuckDol87 4d ago

This man definitely punches drywall for cardio.

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u/ItsJesusTime 5d ago

It's true. Dust mites and small spiders probably are afraid of him. Not much else, though.

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u/Satisfactional_Gains 5d ago

"The monsters are inside of us" like a really dark take on humanity.

These guys: "Theres no monster under the bed, its inside me"

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u/Backdrop2 6d ago

I bet his name is Brook.

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u/Scared-Pomegranate84 7d ago

Is that JD Vance?

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u/DiscoloredNepals 7d ago

Not hefty enough

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u/mister-ferguson 7d ago

I think what is under the bed are children hiding from him.

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 7d ago

Aww..he has a gimp.

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u/fastballz 8d ago

Yeah, it's the smell

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u/Dro_mora I AM THE WEAPON 8d ago

R. Kelly is stuck in the closet again.

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u/XergioksEyes 8d ago

So his gay roommate is scared that the feelings aren’t mutual?

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u/niamhara 8d ago

Ooh I’m so impressed and scared. LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!

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u/The_Trustable_Fart 8d ago

I think I get it? 🤔

He is saying he's wanting to live life out of the closet. And I fully support him for that 🤗

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u/VireflyTheGreat I too have studied the blade 8d ago

Bro, you'd get packed up by 1 of your 5 a day.

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u/JonnySidequest 8d ago

The unlit cigarette and eye filter is indeed a terrifying combo.

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u/Nhughes1387 8d ago

He’s got a good 20-30 seconds before he’s winded or hurts himself

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u/Ok-Stranger-2669 8d ago

Probably doesn't like that ashtray smell.

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u/Tornik 8d ago

Yup, I'll bet that crusty underwear and mouldy food is fucking terrified.

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u/accushot865 8d ago

The only thing afraid of him is the buffet

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u/Formal-Hospital-8523 You know I graduated in the Navy Seals, and have 300 kills. 8d ago

Classic fat guy photo angle

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u/RandomIntrovert 8d ago

"Im not afraid of whats in the Fridge, no... IT'S AFRAID OF ME!"

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u/trascist_fig 8d ago

Eugene

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u/Hartmallen 8d ago

Eugene is a liar but not this kind. And he is useful.

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u/Digi_Dingo 8d ago

It’s only afraid of him because he sleeps on his back and must have the worst beef jerky farts

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u/much_thanks 8d ago

... so nothing is afraid of him?

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u/hairierderriere 8d ago

old cum socks and pizza boxes are terrified...

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u/much_thanks 8d ago

Gross ... but probably.

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u/Nease82 8d ago

This is why siblings shouldnt procreate