r/iamverybadass • u/theFlimsylattice • 6d ago

Long time stalker first time poster, hope this belongs

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u/CurrentDismal9115 Tier 1 Operator 4d ago

Thank you for your submission. I think it fits. I think you should try to get a handle on being a stalker though. Being stalked generally makes people feel unconfortable and is usually illegal. :P

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u/theFlimsylattice 4d ago

Yeah I should have learned that a long time ago but sometimes it’s advantageous

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u/Current_Leather7246 5d ago

Oh it definitely belongs. Unlike those cheap plastichrome letters this guy jacked on the side of his vehicle next to his outdated CB antenna. I mean who uses a CB nowadays besides a trucker? Is he like Smokey and the bandit or what

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 3d ago

My family and I vacation a lot. CB helps me know where traffic jams are, where cops are, where bad weather is, etc, long before my phone knows. Plus, if two trucks are running side-by-side on a two-lane highway, I can get on there and tell them to move the fuck over.

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u/erasrhed 5d ago

Thanks for telling me it was a CB antenna, because all I could see was a keg tap.

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u/FiestaLimon 5d ago

Anyone with driving on logging/backcountry roads for work or hunting, fishing or camping...or people who live in remote areas...but I doubt that this certified bad ass does any of those things. 

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u/theFlimsylattice 5d ago

It’s funny I was with my daughters getting bagels and trying to figure out who the dude was. My closest bet was this older man annoyed at his wife talking to him.