r/iamverybadass • u/supertacoboy • 3d ago

⌨️KEYBOARD WARRIOR⌨️ “I’ll make sure his 3rd term is secured.” Yeah ok buddy. Whatever you say.

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I swear it’s always the Cybertruck owners.

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u/TheSlavGuy1000 1d ago

Respect to blue for calling him out

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u/PsySom 2d ago

Cybertruck would not be a great civil war truck. Breaks down constantly, need lots of infrastructure to maintain the charging station

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u/orten_rotte 16h ago

Best civil war truck remains the toyota tacoma.

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u/supertacoboy 1d ago

Hey, at least it’s bulletproof, can off-road and doesn’t stand out in a crowd! /s

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u/Aliensinmypants 1d ago

And locks completely if it's ever in an accident!

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u/BigYouNit 2d ago

This is why trump people didn't really celebrate when they won. They wanted to lose so that they had an excuse.

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u/2sACouple3sAMurder 2d ago

This is the kind of person the military so easily entices, brainwashes, sends overseas to become cannon fodder and then discharges back home with crippling PTSD and zero medical benefits

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u/AscensionDay 2d ago

Yeah the smart play is going to be making a cross country relocation after shit hits the fan

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u/supertacoboy 2d ago

Right? That’s exactly what I was thinking. Was he really planning a road trip through Death Valley in the most recognizable and targeted vehicle in the midst of a major conflict?!

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u/jamescharisma 3d ago

Wait, this guy is going to move to Texas to make his stand? So he's not in Texas now?

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u/IhasCandies 3d ago

Only men who haven’t seen war are certain about how they’ll react. War is hell, and civil war is a thousand times worse than that.

Not a single person on this planet knows how they’ll react when that IED goes off, killing your children on the way to school, and you have to drag your burning body across the street to avoid the overwhelming firepower coming down on you.

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u/superfu11 1d ago

this post belongs as its own /r/iamverybadass

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u/Ok-Stranger-2669 1d ago

I know how I'll react when I have to drag my burning body across the street: "Ow ow ow ow ow oh shit oh shit oh shit etc.:

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u/IhasCandies 1d ago

lol!

Usually when I type “lol” there’s no actual laughing out loud, this time is different.

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u/QuinnAvery89 1d ago

Stop drop and roll!

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u/IhasCandies 1d ago

Oh man, I’ve been telling people to Pop, lock, and drop it. There’s going to be some really upset burned people if they listened to me.

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u/Dalek_Chaos 3d ago

Texas does not want or need another idiot. We have enough of our own locally grown fools.