r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Blueartbird 👮🐤Louis and Maggie out on parole🐤👮 • 12d ago

Not a chirp without my lawyer Charged with criminal attempt to commit vandalism against a keyboard

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She pleads not guilty by reason of cuteness

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u/friendofborbs 12d ago

Hello I am the judge this case is DISMISSED

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u/Blueartbird 👮🐤Louis and Maggie out on parole🐤👮 12d ago

But... 😅

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u/Chicken_Crimp 12d ago

Not guilty. What was the keyboard wearing? It was probably asking for it.

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u/Blueartbird 👮🐤Louis and Maggie out on parole🐤👮 12d ago

Hey, don't victim blame 😂

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u/Prestigious_Fox_7576 12d ago

I am the judge 👩‍⚖️ for this matter. 🔨🔨 Please be advised we accept this plea & sentence her to a lifetime of floofiness & millet.  Court dismissed. 

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u/Blueartbird 👮🐤Louis and Maggie out on parole🐤👮 12d ago

I must accept your judgement 😅

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u/Prestigious_Fox_7576 12d ago

Not a chirp without my lawyer!

Hahaa the cutest!

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u/edson2000 12d ago

Guilty !!

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u/Valuable_Tone_2254 12d ago

Innocent ❣️ It's either false, planted evidence or a doppelganger. He's the picture of pure innocence ♥️🐦