r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Charlea_ • Mar 25 '23
Seed addict ⚠️ BIRB ARRESTED OVER AGGRAVATED BRAWL ENDING IN PROPERTY DAMAGE AND ASSAULT ⚠️
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/FlibbleyNovA • Feb 21 '25
Seed addict Tribble demands your finest millet
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Hello my loyal subjects. As your ruler I ask you to give me all the seed and sweet treats. I'm sure my mum won't mind 👀
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • Jul 22 '24
Seed addict Jeez Randy, lay off the seeds or you won't be illegally smol anymore.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • Dec 13 '21
Seed addict Sleeping off another seed binge.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • Oct 18 '21
Seed addict Don't let those big baby eyes fool you, this hardened criminal would kill you and everybody you love to get his next fix of seed.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Bazukarer • Oct 30 '22
Seed addict 5th generation lobster fisherman is also birdbro
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/kiwithebirdo • Jul 15 '22
Seed addict caught the bird seeds dealer after 1 year of looking for him. he is currently getting pet on a humans hand
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Blueartbird • Jun 18 '24
Seed addict Seeb addicts wanted for manipulation and extortion
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Aug 23 '22
Seed addict Pancake and Maple aren't asking for snacs, they're tellin' you to make with the seeb NOW
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/inkrosw115 • Dec 13 '22
Seed addict Criminal eats blueberries before heist, and leaves evidence of seeb crime
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Nov 07 '21
Seed addict When you've been out of birby jail for an entire year and your Parole Officer gets you a seeb cake
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/BionicRooster89 • Dec 03 '22
Seed addict Breakfast time for the inmates!
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Sunflower seed are too hard!
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/-__Insignificant__- • Feb 16 '22
Seed addict Went undercover as a spray millet dealer to catch this criminal red handed
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Nov 25 '21
Seed addict No one birb should have all that seeb
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Sep 03 '21
Seed addict Two danger-avocados discover some hidden snacs
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Aug 04 '21
Seed addict Lovebird goes on a seeb binge
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Kodlakk- • Feb 20 '22
Seed addict Pawning remote control for seeds
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