r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cutiepie9ccr • 1d ago
eat crow he’ll take his cucumber crustless from now on
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • Jul 06 '24
eat crow Don't talk to me or my children ever again!
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • Jul 20 '23
eat crow Why is my avocado toast so spicy?
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Apr 27 '21
eat crow He is not a chickem that can be reasoned with
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/NoDiver4468 • Apr 16 '24
eat crow It'sa me-ya, mario....and miya birbiesz
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Jul 12 '22
eat crow Blueberry's Rap Sheet: Aggravated smolness, distracted yawning, being a baby in the 3rd degree and grant theft peet
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Aug 25 '21
eat crow Horrific carnage as dangerous budgie attacks helpless poobear!
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Criminal_Policeman • Jul 05 '23
eat crow Illegallysmolbirb caught stealing salad
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Sep 05 '21
eat crow Officer you're looking for a budgie with a bald spot right? I had this toupee surgically attached a couple years ago after college so I couldn't possibly the the same birb you're talking about
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Jul 06 '21
eat crow Two criminals for the price of one
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Sep 11 '22
eat crow Pappaceci probably purchased something with your credit card
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/tucchurchnj • Dec 16 '21
eat crow Cute happy birb? Or dangerous fugitive from the law wanted in 17 states for wire fraud, racketeering and gentle nibbles
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Mar 31 '22
eat crow It's all fun and games until someone preens the wrong feather
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Criminal_Policeman • May 08 '23
eat crow POV: You have Salad in your Hand
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/tucchurchnj • Sep 07 '22
eat crow Dey said I was too cute and too much of a baby and I had to leave. I said "what is it illegal to be a baby in this town?" Before the words left my beak I had my answer.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Oct 27 '20
eat crow Budgie helps tiel get rid of some itchy evidence
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Jun 20 '22
eat crow Cwemical Warfaire? I couldn't possibly be in Cambodia, Dubai and Ireland in those pictures you have either, because I wasn't even born yet those events are decades old you cops are chasing ghosts there's no conspira-
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Aug 21 '20
eat crow Vinaceous-breasted amazons might be endangered but they're also smuggling in bright and beautiful plumage that almost makes you forget the beaking and entering
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Nov 13 '21
eat crow Ah yes, the big screm of '88, a fine vintage
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Aug 25 '22
eat crow Peanut is enjoying some millet on the roof of the prison and nobody can stop him
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Dec 27 '20
eat crow All I want is all the millet you have, is that such an odd request? No it's for my own personal consumption, not anybody else's, why do you ask?
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/tucchurchnj • Apr 17 '22
eat crow It's been 4 years and this delinquent is still pulling con-jobs posing as a baby birdy
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/tucchurchnj • Jan 07 '22
eat crow Baby food? Nope, that's normal birb sized food see? Yummy!
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