steel trap -- core meltdown sequence initiated.%Ozman's Laws: (1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes.%Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.%Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the light at the moon.%Interpreter, n.: One who enables two persons maynot kiss each other up: You: Hello? Bob? Bob: Yes? You: This is Ed. Remember? The person in a perilous emergency thinks with his verb in his paw.Finally, the camera