r/insanepeoplefacebook 3d ago

Clearly a vaccination problem

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u/Civil-Dinner 3d ago

Almost all nurses are vaccinated, so there probably isn't a vaccine connection unless there is something like 3.2 million nurses with brain tumors in the US.

Which would also mean we'd have tens of millions of other people with brain tumors.

Maybe it's a selective vaccine component that only affects nurses who work on the fifth floor of a specific hospital?

There are so many leaps of logic required to even mention vaccines that you start to get the idea that anti-vax has become a pathology in itself.

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u/Vhad42 3d ago

It makes as much sense as saying that 10 nurses with heads attached to their bodies have been diagnosed with cancer

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u/greypusheencat 3d ago

i heard they all breathed oxygen and drank water. suspicious isn’t it? /s

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u/Svennis79 3d ago

It's that dihydrogen monoxide. They really should ban it!! 100% of people that ever died had it in their bodies!

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u/BitwiseB 2d ago

Honestly my first thought was ‘has anyone checked the water and vents on that floor’? Something being in the air or water would make way more sense as a common cause than vaccines.

That is, assuming this is at all true and not just a photo of people at work with a made-up headline.

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u/nicecarotto 2d ago

It was the fluoride that activated the new 5Gmoney microchips from Gates Foundation for cancer for nurses. Saw a blog about it on TikTok

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u/ken-maude 2d ago

Likely the fluoride

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u/PeckerTraxx 3d ago

Everyone I know who has drank water has eventually died

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u/sandiercy 3d ago

Or will die, you drank water and haven't died yet.

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u/FlattopJr 3d ago

Would you like to sign my petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide?

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u/promote-to-pawn 3d ago

A vaccine so deadly it doesn't show up on population statistics and seems to always evade leaving any evidence beyond the anecdotal kind.

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u/scaredsquee 3d ago

My “proud conservative anti vaxx anti mask” nurse co-worker is convinced it’s the covid vaccine that did this. 

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 3d ago

Most likely being on the 5th floor meant they were nearer to the activation 5G satellite signal and we're triggered early

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u/notmymoon 3d ago

I reckon that the common factor is the fact that it's a maternity ward. Clearly, exposure to babies causes cancer.

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u/pea_mcgee 2d ago

It’s almost like there’s some sort of environmental issue in their work environment. 3 or 4 teachers at my high school got cancer and they all had classrooms in the basement. There was a rumor going around that something in the basement was making them sick. Some said it was asbestos but I think the school was built after asbestos use was banned (of course I didn’t know that in high school).

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u/Thehardwayalltheway 1d ago

Is it lung cancer? It could be radon.

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u/pea_mcgee 1d ago

It was various types. One had colon cancer, another had breast cancer and she was relatively young too. One of them could have been lunch cancer.

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u/FlyingDutchLady 3d ago

Four people on my block have broken legs and all four of them also got an MMR vaccine. Coincidence??????

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u/Civil-Dinner 3d ago

Prices of eggs have climbed for everyone that has gotten a vaccine in America. I just don't think you can dismiss the connection. /s

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u/chet_brosley 3d ago

All of my grandparents got all kindsa vaccines throughout their lives and they're all dead now. Coincidence?!

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u/Striker660 3d ago

I'd worry more about radiation exposure to that area of the hospital.

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u/adactylousalien 3d ago

What’s odd about this case is that it’s affecting the nurses only, not doctors, techs, janitors, etc.

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u/DeaddyRuxpin 3d ago

Could be the length of time they spend on the floor or could be something specific to the nurses station. I’d wonder if there is something like an X-ray room directly above the nurses station with inadequate shielding between floors.

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u/Kevsterific 3d ago

Or it could be entirely made up for all we know

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u/adactylousalien 3d ago

Not made up. The story attributing this to vaccines is, of course, but there are 5 nurses in the same unit at a MA hospital with brain tumors. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/5-nurses-work-floor-massachusetts-hospital-brain-tumors-rcna199798

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u/Kevsterific 3d ago

Ok, thanks for the info.

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u/sneaky-pizza 2d ago

lol so they just upped it to 10

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u/missanthropy09 2d ago

No, if I understand correctly, the title is wrong (outside of the obvious vaxxed part). There are five nurses from the floor with brain tumors, and ten nurses altogether from that floor who are unusually ill.

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u/missanthropy09 2d ago

I live in the area and it’s a big news story out here. The hospital is well-renowned, and had done an investigation before it made it to the news. Because they couldn’t find any medical link, the hospital concluded the investigation. That’s when the nurses went to the media.

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u/Psychobabble0_0 1d ago

I remember a reddit post from a pregnant nurse who was freaking out because she worried radiation could affect the fetus. She and other nurses would be ordered to stay in the x-ray area without shields instead of behind walls.

Maybe this is a common short-cut ordered by bosses in US hospitals?

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u/roybatty2 1d ago

This seems like a very good guess. Hopefully it’s figured out so no one else in the unit falls ill.

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u/lissabeth777 3d ago

Or it could be some other weirdness in the building. One of my old employers had a much higher than normal incidence of fast growing cancers among many current and former employees. Lots of people are curious to see if there was maybe asbestos or something else nasty in the building. Or maybe it's just really poor luck?

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u/Boring-Philosophy-46 3d ago edited 3d ago

Radon, thoron, phenols, formaldehyde etc so many options. Also radioactivity, it's happened that radioactive surveying equipment got lost and ground up into concrete and used in construction... Also even just ozone from photocopiers and benzenes and just so, so many possible things that can mess with people. Fire retardants, non-corrosive paints, chromium based finishes, even just regular paints and paint thinners, pesticides... I can keep going, I'll stop now but you get the idea. 

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u/lissabeth777 3d ago

Well this building is in the same acre lot as a Honeywell facility. I think they did manufacturing there. Interesting I'll keep an eye on the rest of my former co-workers. Some of them have like 30 to 35 years working at that same building.

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u/Desucrate 3d ago

the English word for that would probably be railyard, with train yard as a synonym

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u/SnuggleBunni69 2d ago

If this is true, exactly where my mind went. Sounds like something is wrong in that wing of the hospital.

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u/GrownUpPunk 3d ago

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna199798

5 nurses with brain tumors. 6 nurses with “other health concerns”. Vaccines were never brought up in the story or in the investigation as far as I was able to find, and all of these nurses came forward to their union reps with workplace health & safety concerns.

But clearly it’s because they were all vaccinated.

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u/Jayrandomer 3d ago

That's where both of my kids were born. I am now a little worried.

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u/notronbro 3d ago

dude read the article. all the tumors were benign and they ruled out any environmental causes

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u/Jayrandomer 2d ago

I actually did read the whole article, which included the following from the nurses union:

“The hospital only spoke to a small number of nurses, and their environmental testing was not comprehensive,” he said in his statement. “The hospital cannot make this issue go away by attempting to provide a predetermined conclusion.”

Until they find a cause I will remain a little tiny bit worried.

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u/DirtyMarTeeny 2d ago

I understand being a tiny bit worried, but you have to think that if this is an environmental factor, it's something that's being caused by the nurses being exposed for so many hours days and years on end. It sounds like doctors and anesthesiologists and other people who spend time frequently on that wing have not had the same experience. So you and your baby are unlikely to have been affected

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u/Jayrandomer 2d ago

Yeah, it’s just a very little bit worried. Most stories on Reddit are places I’ve never even been near. I’ve been inside this area twice now for maybe a total of a week.

Realistically we face higher risk every day while driving.

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u/TrashPandaPatronus 3d ago

Insanity aside, this is actually a really interesting case I have been following as a hospital administrator. It's 5 nurses on an L&D unit, all brain tumors, but 3 different kinds. They have done really thorough environmental assessments and haven't found an external cause. And it's an L&D, so inherently by the function of the unit they have lower likelihood of handling chemo or radiation exposure. One thing I can think of is that 2 is a coincidence, but big enough a coincidence that the rest of the coworkers go get tested. 3 of the 5 are completely benign tumors. It's interesting, I know they are still looking into it.

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u/dorothea63 3d ago

It’s like the Phillies case - a statistically unlikely number of former Phillies players had brain cancer, something like three times the usual rate. They finally discovered that chemicals in the AstroTurf at the former stadium was probably to blame.

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u/Cal2486 3d ago

If the nurses are all women, it could be the birth control they use/used. It recently came out that there's a lawsuit against Depo-Provera (birth control) that causes brain tumors. Specifically meningiomas.

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u/ptrdo 3d ago

It is also worth considering why these nurses got into the profession in the first place. Many people go into medicine because they experienced its benefits (or tragedy) first-hand as children, meaning that the nurses could be predisposed to those cancers.

“Nursing at its Best: Competent and Caring,” explored nursing students' motivations for entering the profession and found that personal or family experiences with illness were significant factors influencing their decision…

https://doi.org/10.3912/OJIN.Vol16No02PPT01

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u/chickey23 3d ago

We do not know what other commonalities a cohort might have. They may have all been to the same stores, eaten the same foods, live in the same neighborhood, been exposed to the same animals. It might be easier to look for what they have in common as a whole with other diagnoses of the same cancer from other sites.

My money is on chemical exposure. They may be collecting some minor contaminant in their bodies that they uniquely come in contact with more than others.

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u/Boring-Philosophy-46 3d ago

Maybe multiple went to the same nursing programme a long time ago and were exposed to something there. Or at a previous job.

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u/YeOldeMuppetPastor 3d ago

Are we sure it’s not “Turbo Cancer”?

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u/NoThrowLikeAway 3d ago

My car has a turbo, should I have it checked for cancer?

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u/YeOldeMuppetPastor 3d ago

Only if you’re vaxxed. Pure bloods don’t have to check.

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u/theghostsofvegas 3d ago

Well, then.

I have the vaccine, but I’m not a nurse.

You guys think I’ll be ok?

I’m probably ok.

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u/RabidPlaty 3d ago

I hate to break it to you but you’re totally fucked. Your brain is all tumored and stuff now.

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u/Civil-Dinner 3d ago

Weren't we all supposed to die three years ago, because of the vaccine?

Given the current state of the US, I suppose it's possible we all did and are in actual hell.

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u/RabidPlaty 3d ago

Maybe we do all have tumors and this is just a collective fever dream? And we’re all going to come out of it any day now? Please?

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u/theghostsofvegas 3d ago

This is unfortunate.

I’d like to speak to the manager please.

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u/snowstorm556 3d ago

Comments are as you’d expect.

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u/Villageidiot1984 3d ago

Regular people confuse correlation with causation all the time. Every person who has cancer also drank water. Is big water behind these tumors?

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u/Civil-Dinner 3d ago

Water is found in every tumor. You may be on to something!

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u/m13657 3d ago

They may all be vaccinated, but they're also all wearing blue! Coincidence? I don't think so.

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u/dramallamacorn 3d ago

10 out of 100s of thousands. Couldn’t possibly be the something in the hospital since they all worked in the same department. No it must be vaccines.

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u/useless_teammate 3d ago

100% of people who've ever drank water have died or will die. Water is bad. Ban water.

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u/NoThrowLikeAway 3d ago

Don’t give them any ideas!

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u/Seastarstiletto 3d ago

It wasn’t “simultaneously”. It was over the course of several years from the article and this is honestly pretty scary for whatever they are being exposed to in that ward

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u/butiamnotadoc 3d ago

We forgot to mention the defective x-ray machine

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u/oppernaR 2d ago

"10 nurses that went to NURSING SCHOOL diagnosed with brain tumors. Is EDUCATION causing CANCER?!"

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u/tielmobil 3d ago

This happened in my hometown. I think it was eventually traced back to a Nestlé plant.

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u/moodlessqueen 3d ago

This is a recent story, they haven’t determined the cause yet.

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u/tielmobil 3d ago

I wasn’t referring to this story. Something similar happened in my hometown.

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u/gb4efgw 3d ago

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u/tielmobil 3d ago

Not this particular story. I meant that something similar happened.

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u/gb4efgw 3d ago

Gotcha. Yea there's a lot of unhealthy shit in hospitals that will get ya if they don't take proper care of it, and sometimes even if you do.

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u/ArtisticCustard7746 3d ago

Yeah. Something similar happens in one of our mill towns in my state. Everybody who lives there gets cancer pretty much.

It's crazy how much pollution alters our environment and bodies.

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u/belsonc 3d ago

I lost my best friend in his late 30s (approximately 8 years ago) to a cancer that, at best, starts hitting men in their late 40s if it hits early. There were other diagnoses of various cancers in young adults at his high school that shouldn't happen (a high school girl with colon cancer, if memory serves, for example). Considering that he was diagnosed around 2015, they were in high school in the late 90s, and there was an industrial plant in the area, I feel like there's only one logical conclusion to draw here:

Thanks Obama!

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u/greypusheencat 3d ago

remember during COVID they claimed and accused doctors of reporting every death as COVID ? oh how round the circle we’ve come. these people blame car accidents, carbon monoxide poisoning, drowning and wild animal attacks on the vaxx

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u/kingpinjoel 3d ago

It was only 5 nurses a couple days ago…

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/9XHNjmPFKq

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u/BeetrootBoy 3d ago

The thing that irks me most is that there's only 7 people in the photo.

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u/buttercream-gang 3d ago

Correlation obviously equals causation!!!

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u/belsonc 3d ago

Almost 6100 hospitals in the US. 5-10 nurses on one floor? Sure, it's weird, but obviously it's gotta be the shoes vax.

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u/osumba2003 3d ago

"raises questions"

But does it raise...evidence?

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u/jackparadise1 3d ago

Sounds more like a radiation leak.

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u/BlameTag 2d ago

That's what happens when a group of women work together for a while: their vaccine tumors synch up.

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u/Otto-Korrect 3d ago

Clearly an "inability to think logically" problem.

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u/Charchimus 3d ago

Its apparent that some people never took statistics. Yes they were all "vaxxed" lol but what ethnic backgrounds were they? Did they all smoke? What about alcohol consumption? Here's a fun one, did they all work in radiology? Did they all live in the same town? Did that town happen to be part of some high voltage power lines? No wait, none of those facts matter, because I mean, they were all vaxxed. Must be the vaccines.

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u/pimpmybongos 3d ago

Hmm.. I read this article yesterday and there were only five nurses with brain tumors. Go figure.

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u/GarmaCyro 2d ago

/J Every single person that's murdered at least one person has been exposed to hydrogen dioxide through out their life. We got to stop this right now.

Still interesting to hear about this case. Though only 5 were diagnosed, and they all are non-cancerous tumors.
And as other have noted, being vaccinated isn't an unique thing. Even in US over 90% of the population are vaccinated in one form or another.

Offical quote from the hospital: "It ruled out disposable masks, the water supply, nearby x-rays, and chemotherapy treatment on the floor below".

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u/MJCowpa 2d ago

Birthdays are the leading cause of death.

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u/Lensmaster75 2d ago

They all drink water and wear scrubs too

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u/DerbyWearingDude 1d ago

Credit where credit is due: the meme poster didn't write "begs the question."

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u/killjuice888 1d ago

So much idiocy. One fact is certain by the numbers. Having taking the vaccine batch these nurses took is correlated with cancer. Lmao.

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u/vizarhali 1d ago

Damn and here I have been waiting 5 years for the 5g to activate