r/instant_regret • u/MobileAerie9918 • 15d ago
If you don’t have enough upper body strength to pull yourself over a fence with a F BULL 🐂 chasing you, then you really shouldn’t be in the ring with one.
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u/BundlesOfNoob 15d ago
That gate is designed for people to be able to pass through. And not bulls.
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u/furiouspossum 15d ago
If he was smart he probably wouldn't have tried to ride a bull in the first place
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u/OderWieOderWatJunge 14d ago
What do you expect from people who like to join this kind of amusement
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u/TravelingMonk 14d ago
omg, this truth makes it 100% worse than the title. the guy's 100x don't belong there. weak and dumb.
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u/DTown_Hero 15d ago
Looks like he got a new bunghole
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u/x_deity_x 15d ago
I remembered this scene from family guy
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u/ironmanchris 15d ago
I have no upper body strength, but damn, I think adrenaline would have easily allowed me to hurdle that fence.
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u/rocketbob7 15d ago
Not if you had a bull as close on your tail as this guy did. He had the strength, he lacked the time.
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u/Cosmic_Quasar 15d ago
This is pretty much it. I think he has the strength to get over that if he wanted to. But the timing was off, and probably some mix of adrenaline/panic can make you feel weak or like your body isn't responding how you expect it to.
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u/DingleBerrieIcecream 15d ago
On a positive note, his recent lack of testicles will ensure that his pool no longer continues
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u/CalligrapherFew5766 15d ago edited 15d ago
Why do people keep fucking with these animals? On this sub today, I saw people messing with a tied up bear, a moose minding its business, and this broccoli head in a ring with a bull. I never quite realized how much humans low-key abuse animals for their own enjoyment.
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u/metalfabman 15d ago
You dont pull yourself over a fence…you hop it. Look at any police chase ffs
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u/quick20minadventure 15d ago edited 15d ago
Fence is not dense enough, he could probably pass between it.
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u/Blasteth 15d ago
I don't think it had to with strenght he couldn't pull up, more like he was clearly nervous and adrenaline rushed.
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u/avidpenguinwatcher 15d ago
Ah yes, adrenaline, the classic strength suppressant
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u/Cosmic_Quasar 15d ago
Adrenaline is a booster, but fear and anxiety can actually make you weaker and less coordinated.
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u/Blasteth 15d ago
Adrenaline rushes also make your body freeze. It doesn't only mean you get more strenght.
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u/rocketbob7 15d ago
Also I don’t think he had the time to convert his forward momentum to upward momentum before Ferdinand got there to give him his colonoscopy.
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u/Runnin_Mike 15d ago edited 15d ago
This guy has the strength to pull himself over a fence, skinny guys almost always do. It was just a bad situation with many points of failure and it's not always easy to think clearly when the shit hits the fan. Most people that make titles like this wouldn't behave any differently or in fact would behave worse in the situation. Young men do stupid things, acting judgemental and acting like you've never done one stupid thing is really just shining the spotlight at yourself.
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u/Pleasant-Weekend-163 15d ago
I think I can safely speak for the majority of the group and say we:
1- Have never put ourselves in a situation where an animal with enough lean muscle to pull a car, with bone swords strapped to its head, was charging us angrily.
2- Had the aforementioned situation happen without an escape route (or several) in mind.
You and Mr. Green Bean seems like the type that when Murdersaurus Rex is chasing everybody, you two would trip and fall, then scream "Don't leave me!" just so you don't die alone.
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u/newzingo 15d ago
it's ok to say someone did something fucking stupid when they did something fucking stupid. this dude absolutely did some stupid shit and then looked more stupid trying to get away from the consequences of their actions
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u/CHEWBAKKA-SLIM 15d ago
I’ve never been skinny and my brain still immediately said go through the fence not over it.
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u/Complex_Equipment211 15d ago
Every now and then, life appears fair and square. This weakling is deserving of every thrust he experienced there.
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u/GOATx18 15d ago
With a bull behind me im diving over that fence🤣 use to do like 4 foot hurdles in track jus for fun and stay running. Id super man dive over that mf w a bull behind me even when i was a scrawny 17yro 🤣 bro def should not be in that ring, shit i have bullrider friends, grew up watching them etc. with all the advice in the world from them, i still wouldnt even get ona bullwith the horns shaved an tennis balls on em, tf is my 230 lb gonna do vs a 2 ton tank of anger that has a rope around its balls asides get ragged dolled? Hard pass salute to the true bullriders but id rather not take my chances on a 2ton ball of anger and rage.
Side note i think it woulda been better for dude to go thru the fence n not over w how skinny he is...when ya panic ( i would to not judging ) that scatter brain hits to hard.
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u/EnragedBadger9197 15d ago
I’m fat and old, but I would have been over that bitch in half a second strictly from the adrenaline.
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u/PoopParticle 15d ago
My muscles tend to stop working when there is a bulls horn piercing my nut sack and moving into my ass
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u/Different-Travel-850 15d ago
I know that guy his name is Gored.
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u/willfauxreal 15d ago
Idiot could have just slipped through the bars.
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u/Catatafeesh1 15d ago
Easy to say when we on the couch with a dick in our hands.
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u/willfauxreal 15d ago
Yes, exactly, I'm not in a bull pen getting sodomized so I can post here.
And it's actually a tube of Pringles, thank you very much.
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u/NotReallyInterested4 15d ago
Damn straight, which flavor?
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u/willfauxreal 15d ago
Classic sour cream and onion. Also picked up a tube of Philly cheese steak flavor on a whim. They're just ight. 6/10
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u/OmegaAL77 15d ago
Oh man, he’s going to have to go back out there to get his phone that fell outta his pocket during the action 🫣
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u/cliffingham 15d ago
True but honestly anyone trying to pull with a bull whacking you down is going to be hard
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u/SanGoloteo 15d ago
I was expecting to hear him cry like a bitch, and instead I got Manu Chao. A win either way!
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u/Pussyslayer109 15d ago
This looks like a recent festival in Tamarindo Costa Rica, i was there for the last evening of the festival this monday (left shortly after arriving). Its just like regular rodeo, except you got 40-50 people standing around in the ring trying to touch the horns of the bull, after the rider is off. Extremely dangerous, and fucked up. Seeeeveral people got BADLY hurt.
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u/SuchSoup4335 15d ago
To be fair, he was pulling himself up but the bull hit him and his legs immediately went into between the bars. At that point it was check mate.
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u/EthanEnglish_ 15d ago
For the first time in a couple years Khaby Lame pops into my head. Im imagining the video cuts to him on site when theres no event and he just casually steps back and forth thru the bars.
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u/ActPristine5296 15d ago
he looks like he tried to share his 2 brain cells with bull and that last kalorie in his arms could not even pull the body...
Sad :)
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u/sonicsludge 14d ago
Idiot should of dove through like he was diving in a pool with head between arms and hands together. He'd if made it easy even at full speed.
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u/Happyplaceforthem 14d ago
I agree. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t need any upper body strength and but I’m pretty sure, that would jump over the fucking fence with ease. Maybe the alcohol talking but me and alcohol have a good relationship and it would give me not God like strength but … Hulk strength.
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u/btwImVeryAttractive 13d ago edited 13d ago
It doesn’t look like he lacks upper body strength. He was busy being gored by the bull and was probably panicking.
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u/One_Top4208 15d ago
He didn’t have anything to get his footing to use his upper body 🤣 bull kept bucking
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u/Happyplaceforthem 14d ago
I’m pretty sure, one of those horns penetrate in area that well he might be used to but still..🤫
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u/Binnie_B 15d ago
That isn't about strength... Tha's about locking up.
Fight, Flight, Freeze, Feint or Fawn. He froze when it came down to it.
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u/EntertainmentLess381 15d ago
He didn’t freeze. He lacked the adrenaline-assisted strength to do one kipping pull up.
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u/firematt422 15d ago
I had this idea for a VR game where you play poker with your friends at a table in a bull ring.
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u/GondorfTheG 15d ago
Apt song, I do indeed love seeing shit like this. Fuck animal cruelty. Go vegan.
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u/HeDuMSD 15d ago
100% sure the dude actually fits through the fence