r/instant_regret • u/Commercial_Weight_41 • 2d ago

Piss poor decision 🐶

2.6k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/Takun32 23h ago

You can see the straw LOL

37

u/kjacobs03 19h ago

Yes, yes you can.

22

u/L6P9 21h ago

That’s the dog’s white skinny 🍆

6

u/ACCTAGGT 13h ago

You know, I think these people should become actors if anything instead of playing with skinny white straws

452

u/Jonestown_Juice 1d ago

Fake.

182

u/wascallywabbit666 1d ago

Yep. It's off screen and the angle is too perfect

66

u/Ekkzzo 23h ago

The dog would be peeing out of its chest too

14

u/Dan_Glebitz 23h ago

Yep...Totally the wrong angle and direction.

3

u/alwaysaloneinmyroom 10h ago

Happy cake day

2

u/Dan_Glebitz 9h ago

Thank you 😊

3

u/Appropriate_Army_780 23h ago

It got a huge d.

37

u/Dragonhost252 23h ago

Overall, pretty good acting though

1

u/Dragonhost252 10h ago

I went through frame by frame, looks real

1

u/TC9095 22h ago

What a waste of a good juice box

1

u/mjduce 14h ago

You can see the white straw briefly. It's fake

17

u/Sufficient_Two7499 22h ago

That’s a lot of plaque and tarter on those teeth.

3

u/Wouldtick 13h ago

TIL dog piss causes tarter build up

43

u/Worldly-Time-3201 1d ago

I believe there’s a whole sub for this stuff

6

u/hbgwine 23h ago

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that”

28

u/Imaginary_Most_7778 23h ago

Fake. You’d better work on your fake video spotting skills.

12

u/LazySatisfaction3304 21h ago

She's faking it. She liked it

3

u/Caesar6973 7h ago

Why post it though

7

u/Dan_Glebitz 23h ago

So damn fake!

2

u/jodrellbank_pants 8h ago

Why would someone put this online if its not fake

2

u/Whole_Sweet_Gherkins 22h ago

Incredibly difficult fap

2

u/Far-Adhesiveness-740 1d ago

The best is when she gargles a little on it.

1

u/RoyalTry4239 20h ago

No way, get this crap out of here

1

u/SaiyanGodKing 15h ago

Good thing that the internet isn't a thing... oh wait...

1

u/RedBan00Lmg1n 15h ago

Jacked up grill. Yuck

1

u/Noobnoob99 10h ago

she was open and waiting for it (fake af)

1

u/drewgrace8 5h ago

Good doggy

1

u/YEAR1977 4h ago

Thanks beautiful doggy

1

u/Specialist-Owl3342 1d ago

Telling her she can’t sing

1

u/Super-Ice-350 23h ago

Definitely bs

1

u/kriptoez 1d ago

Dropped that dog like a hot pisstato.

1

u/ChRam2010 15h ago

Everybody's a critic.

0

u/Complex_Confusion552 23h ago

That's a niche

0

u/No-Magician3597 20h ago

Hahahahaha

0

u/-happycow- 17h ago

The dog is on it for clout.

-2

u/ScotishBulldog 19h ago

She acts like it's the first time somone has done that to her. Lol

-1

u/No-Intern4400 23h ago

Hahhahaha

-1

u/No_Artichoke_8919 21h ago

Level up! +3 Stamina, +3 Willpower,+3 Health,-3 Block. Use these skills to become a better girlfriend. Prepare for higher leveled enemies that will try to aim for your face.

-2

u/Tight_Celebration397 23h ago

Okay! I just learnd how to stop my girlfriend from singing 😁

-2

u/IDownVoteCanaduh 19h ago

Just trashy poor people things

-6

u/oafann1 1d ago

“And then she killed the dog… burrrt!” Kung-Pow.