r/interestingasfuck Feb 01 '25

4 billion years of human evolution

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u/Sonar2099 Feb 01 '25

Looks like the Riddler will be the peak of evolution

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u/Dammageddon Feb 01 '25

Or Matthew Lesko

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u/bytemage Feb 01 '25

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u/SoftwareHatesU Feb 01 '25

Life is worth nothing without anal fins, damn you evolution

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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 Feb 01 '25

I have anal fins. They hurt and need cream

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u/buttFucker5555 Feb 01 '25

I can fix that for you..

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u/Playful_Trainer_7399 Feb 01 '25

Username checks.. out..

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u/Thickanalglands Feb 01 '25

Let me know how it goes

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u/CandiBunnii Feb 02 '25

Username concerns greatly, but also checks out

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u/ExtraCalligrapher565 Feb 02 '25

I’m very happy that u/Thickanalglands responding to a comment from u/buttFucker5555 was something I got to see on reddit today.

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u/Fitty4 Feb 01 '25

I was gonna say the same😂🐐

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u/boinwtm0ds Feb 01 '25

Did you forget your safe word again?

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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 Feb 01 '25

It's written on my flaps. Can't you read them?

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u/KaungSetMoe111 Feb 01 '25

I have no anal fins and I must cream.

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u/MrZombieTheIV Feb 01 '25

We could've had internal penises but we lost it at 170Ma

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u/Kindly-Ad-8573 Feb 01 '25

Ever jumped into the North Sea in summer , it will knock you back 170ma

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25 edited Feb 02 '25

I guess I was born 170 million years too late

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u/WordsMort47 Feb 02 '25

Humans do have internal penises, but they borrow them from the opposite sex and give them back when they're done.

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u/No-Introduction-6368 Feb 01 '25

Went and tried to read the whole thing before seeing this. OP this is how you Reddit!

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u/fromthedarqwaves Feb 02 '25

I feel ya. I tried to decipher blurry throughout the entire evolution of man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

So question, is the coelacanth (currently still alive) considered our ancestor? I'm really just curious on how this would be considered.

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u/ALobhos Feb 01 '25

This type of chart is kinda confusing and misleading to people outside the scientific communities. Evolution is not like a ladder as represented in this figure, but instead is more like a tree.

The correct interpretation would be "N millions of years ago there was a common ancestor between the coelacanth and human" But this doesn't mean that the coelacanth is out ancestor.

Just to give a really good book, Tree Thinking by Stacey D. Smith is a really awesome resource (only the first chapter is needed to understand the concept of tree)

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u/Past_Ad_5598 Feb 01 '25

More like an upside down tree / Christmas tree if you look at the Burgess Shale - Gould

Yes, the evolutionary implications of the Burgess Shale suggest that evolution is more like a “bushy Christmas tree” or even a tangled thicket, rather than the traditional, linear “tree of life” often depicted in textbooks. This idea is largely influenced by Stephen Jay Gould’s interpretation in Wonderful Life (1989), where he examines the Burgess Shale fossils to argue for a more chaotic and contingent view of evolutionary history.

Traditional Tree of Life Model: • Linear & Progressive: Evolution is often portrayed as a ladder or a neatly branching tree, with life progressing from simple to complex forms, culminating in humans at the top. • Survival of the Fittest: This view emphasizes a gradual refinement of traits, with each branch representing a clear path of evolutionary success.

Burgess Shale & the Bushy Tree Model: • Explosion of Diversity: The Burgess Shale fossils, dating to the Cambrian Explosion (~508 million years ago), reveal an extraordinary variety of bizarre, experimental life forms—many of which have no modern counterparts. • High Extinction Rates: Most of these early life forms went extinct without leaving direct descendants. This suggests that survival was often a matter of chance rather than superiority. • Contingency: Gould argued that if we could “rewind the tape of life” and let evolution play out again, the outcome would likely be very different. Evolution isn’t a predictable march toward complexity but a series of random experiments shaped by environmental shifts, mass extinctions, and luck.

Christmas Tree vs. Traditional Tree: • Traditional Tree: Narrow trunk with neatly branching limbs, suggesting orderly, linear progression. • Christmas Tree: Broad at the base, with dense, chaotic branches representing the explosion of early diversity. As you move upward (toward the present), the tree narrows, symbolizing the pruning effect of mass extinctions and selective pressures.

This view challenges the idea of humans—or any species—as the “inevitable” pinnacle of evolution. Instead, we are just one of many branches that happened to survive through a series of lucky breaks.

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u/intronert Feb 01 '25

I believe the best way to think of this is that at some point in the distant past we had a common ancestor, but after that, the family branches diverged. So, I believe the answer is no.

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u/jimmy_o Feb 01 '25

Why wouldn’t the common ancestor be used in the chart? Is it because we haven’t discovered exactly what they were? But we know there was one due to the current descendants of that branch and the identification of where we are similar?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

Okay, this makes sense. i just looked at the chart, and i read the article on it and a little more in depth, and it it explains it a little. Honestly, I would have been down to add them to my family tree.

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u/intronert Feb 02 '25

FYI a bit of googling suggests that the split occurred about 300 million years ago.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Right on, I wasn't sure how accurate google would be, so I fogured I'd ask. Thanks for the information.

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u/intronert Feb 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

FYI, thankyou

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u/mikefjr1300 Feb 02 '25

Considering that all life on this planet - plants, insects, everything- share the same original single cell DNA sequence we are all related.

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u/pearl_zz Feb 01 '25

lol dick in sonia 😂

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u/MannyDantyla Feb 02 '25

How the original Dan Piraro version?

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u/SignificantMight1633 Feb 01 '25

So the final form of human evolution is Cristiano Ronaldo?

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u/SeaHawk98 Feb 01 '25

Siiiiuuu (evolved word for yes)

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u/MaverickPT Feb 01 '25

Siiiimmm* not siiuuu

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u/Lucasddst Feb 01 '25

Me as a Brazilian who speaks brazilian portuguese, it's SIIIIIIIUUUUU

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u/Piter_Piterskyyy Feb 01 '25

Of course - why do U even ask?

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u/elprentis Feb 01 '25

When you say it like that, it sounds so obvious really.

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u/Onyxidian Feb 01 '25

Nah, Betty White

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u/BreakerSoultaker Feb 01 '25

It’s even more amazing when you picture the entire age of the Earth as a 24 hour day. Humans only showed up at 11:58:43pm.

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u/Ice_Cube_June Feb 01 '25

You’re saying we have 11 minutes and 17 seconds before it all ends D:

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u/burningmiles Feb 01 '25

No, as in this current moment is midnight. The earth formed 24 hours ago, the previous midnight. Humans have only existed for a bit over 10 minutes

Edit: One minute and 17 seconds

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u/Wu_Tang4Eva Feb 01 '25

Honestly the OP messed up not using military time it’s much more confusing using AM and PM in this context

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u/BreakerSoultaker Feb 02 '25

LOL, I use military time all day long at work and at home, car clocks, cell phone clock, all set to military time. I used 12 hour clock here because most people I encounter are BAFFLED by the fact that there is a system that simply counts the 24 hours of the day…instead of counting to 12 twice. I thought 12 hour time here would be better for most people.

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u/Wu_Tang4Eva Feb 02 '25

Haha fair enough! I also use military time myself so that’s why I was quick on the draw to point out the potential confusion!

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u/tatey13 Feb 02 '25

Are you from the US? I find it interesting that you call it "military time". In Australia we just call it 24hr time.

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u/Peanut_Butter_Toast Feb 02 '25

That wasn't even what Ice_Cube_June was confused about. They understood that 24 hours had nearly passed by the time humanity showed up and that it was nearly midnight when humanity showed up. What they misunderstood was...

  1. that the point wasn't that earth ends after 24 hours, but that we are at the 24 hour mark right now, and...

  2. that 12:00:00 minus 11:58:43 equals 00:01:17, not 00:11:17

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u/FlyAirLari Feb 01 '25

No, we had 1 minute and 17 seconds. It's all exhausted now.

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u/web-cyborg Feb 02 '25

Personally I'd extend it a bit of time back to homo erectus, who spanned 2million years and likely had fire and cooking. Cooking is what shrunk hominid's guts and teeth since food was much easier to chew and to digest, and also provided lot more nutrition per volume (breaking bonds in vegetable matter and meat) , and also resulted in less time devoted to eating and digesting. Altogether it is thought that cooking allowed the brains of hominids who cooked to get larger over time. Homo erectus may have had some overlap with more modern hominid lineages like neanderthals, denisovans, and homo sapiens too... there may have even been some back-breeding with homo erectus variants in some populations.

By comparison, neandethals existed for up to 430,000 years, and disappeared around 40,000 years ago, overlapping with modern humans and interbreeding with them. Modern humans, (if you don't count neanderthals and denisovans as modern) , existed for around 300,000 years. So we'd have to exist for another 130,000 years to match neanderthals span, and we'd have to exist for up to another 1.7 million years longer than we have so far to match homo erectus' successful span.

I'd also skip all the parts of the earth timeline that didn't have any life at all, but life started pretty early so it's still a very long time either way (and a short time since hominids hit the scene).

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A lot of charts like those omit the fact that there were a lot of other hominid cousins. While you can plot a straight line to us, it was a branched tree of relatives who went extinct.

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u/anotherrandomname2 Feb 01 '25

That's my wife side of the family

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u/Ooh_its_a_lady Feb 01 '25

Don't talk about my mammalia!

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u/UnPrecidential Feb 01 '25

You mammalia is sooo big, when she sits around the house . . .

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u/Jemeloo Feb 01 '25

This made me realize I’ve never seen one of these with the female gender.

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u/s3rv0 Feb 01 '25

It was a good run

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u/Ketcunt Feb 01 '25

Now let's return to worm

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

Na we fucked up too much, we don't even deserve to be worms.

We need to return to molecules in the ocean.

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u/Bacon_L0RD Feb 01 '25

Gonna assign skill points SOO differently on the next one

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u/HomoColossusHumbled Feb 01 '25

Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception.

-Carl Sagan

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u/SabotTheCat Feb 01 '25

Need a Time Machine to tell Tiktaalik to turn around. Whatever it thinks is waiting for it on the land, it’s not worth it.

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u/ishquigg Feb 01 '25

When do I get two more arms?! Plenty of room for two more arms! Why no two more arms!!

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u/Sad-Ship895 Feb 01 '25

We absolutely could do with another set of teeth!

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u/ishquigg Feb 01 '25

Ok, I'm here for you and supporting you! But for what?

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u/Sad-Ship895 Feb 01 '25

I think that our second set have to last us far too long, we should maybe get another set at around 35/40 🤣

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u/Sad-Ship895 Feb 01 '25

I could also do with another set of arms though, if you're offering.

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u/ishquigg Feb 01 '25

I think consumers would love it.

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u/explosn Feb 01 '25

Japan is actually in the process of testing a drug just for that! https://dentalreach.today/worlds-first-tooth-regenerating-drug-to-enter-testing-in-japan/

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u/ishquigg Feb 01 '25

Oo not another simultaneous set. Got it.

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u/BadCat30R Feb 01 '25

Well shirts would be more expensive

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u/MuricasOneBrainCell Feb 01 '25

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u/BruggerA Feb 01 '25

100% my favorite Garrison moment.

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u/el-gringo-mejor Feb 01 '25

YEAH!!!! IM A MONKEY!!! GIVE THIS MONKEY WHAT SHE WAWNTS!!!!

seared in my mind forever

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u/-GME-for-life- Feb 01 '25

Even just heard that in his/her voice

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u/HEY_McMuffin Feb 01 '25

It takes it all in me to not spew this quote to my kid when he asks about evolution

That monkey fish frog had butt sex with a monkey…

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u/Triviten Feb 01 '25

Butters: 🙂

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u/Independent-One929 Feb 01 '25

Too high resolution for my 144p eyes.

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u/InternationalCat3159 Feb 01 '25

No way this was that long ago. I've seen this face in some old family albums

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u/FlyAirLari Feb 01 '25

That's just uncle Fred.

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u/redtrex Feb 01 '25

Imagine. Everyone of the creatures in the picture was our legitimate ancestor at some point. Reminds me of Bill Bryson quote.

“Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life's quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result -- eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly -- in you."

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u/Draxilar Feb 01 '25

I’m finishing that book right now. It’s such a good read

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u/heelstoo Feb 01 '25

Which book?

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u/formernonhandwasher Feb 01 '25

Most likely Short History of Nearly Everything

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u/Draxilar Feb 01 '25

A Short History of Nearly Everything

Great read

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u/slithole Feb 01 '25

The parts about Newton sticking dowels behind his eyes and the Haldanes human experimentation parties gave the book an extra kick!

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u/Gods_Haemorrhoid420 Feb 01 '25

“For billions of years, since the outset of time, every single one of your ancestors survived, every single person on your mam and dad’s side, successfully looked after and passed onto new life. What are the chances of that like?” - The Streets

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u/tumunu Feb 01 '25

Couldn't've said it better.

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u/IReplyWithLebowski Feb 02 '25

And here’s me with my cuckold fantasy fucking it all up

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u/FlyAirLari Feb 01 '25

My ancestors fucked hard.

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u/Will_da_beast_ Feb 01 '25

This gives the false perception that evolution was linear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25 edited Feb 01 '25

Each of those gave rise to entire branches of the tree, and some of those here are still alive today, mostly unchanged, like coelacanths.

But you have to study evolution.

British people that moved to Australia became Australian, but there are still British people around.

So the old: "If wE cAmE FRoM ApEs, wHy aRE THeRE sTiLl aPeS" makes no sense.

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u/lonelyoldbasterd Feb 01 '25

The smaller brains is already happening

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 Feb 01 '25

Religious people already cant believe we came from apes how you expect them to believe we evolved from yellow tampons

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u/WarmerPharmer Feb 01 '25

Shoutout to my yellow tampon ancestor!

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u/zer0w0rries Feb 01 '25

Also, reptilian people confirmed

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u/sask-on-reddit Feb 01 '25

Who cares what religious people say? If they want to stay in the Middle Ages they can. The rest of society will advance without them.

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u/Exotic_Negotiation80 Feb 01 '25

Let's go. I've had it with those people.

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u/posting_drunk_naked Feb 01 '25

It’s more problematic when your countries backwards regards elect these people to public office

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u/togrotten Feb 01 '25

I’m religious. I totally believe you came from a tampon. God bless.

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 Feb 01 '25

I once came from the model on the tampon package that counts for something I think.. I was very horny that day and had no Internet

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u/togrotten Feb 01 '25

Better that than the Sears catalog. IYKYK.

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u/MittMuckerbin Feb 02 '25

Not as difficult of a wank as you would think.

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u/CaregiverNo2545 Feb 01 '25

Meanwhile an Augustinian friar Gregor Mendel inventing modern science of genetics. Even Darwin himself was a deist believing in some form of creator. Denying of evolution is only common in some weird american evangelical churches.

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u/ceciliabee Feb 01 '25

We did, they didn't. They got dropped right at the end which is why they seem so half baked

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u/miichaelscotch Feb 01 '25

Haters will say god did it

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u/thisbobo Feb 01 '25

So this is what they suggest we were when the dinosaurs were killed off. I thought it was further back in the group on the next tier up, more like a rodent. This guy was already one step away from a cheeky little monkey. I guess that extinction event really pushed us over the edge to level up

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u/kwobert Feb 02 '25

That’s what happens after an extinction event, there’s a ton of resources and biomes now open to the surviving species to expand and evolve in

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u/Ori_553 Feb 01 '25

This is misleading. Evolution is not best represented as a ladder (like Pokemon), but as a tree

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u/Apex-Editor Feb 01 '25

Yes, also we didn't evolve directly from Neanderthals like this indicates. (Though we did mingle).

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u/durtfuck Feb 01 '25

Neanderthals were DTF… a little

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u/BitcoinMD Feb 01 '25

Yeah but the particular branches of the tree that we passed through can be represented this way

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u/SnuggleBunni69 Feb 01 '25

I mean this is just following one branch of the tree. But my question is about the end, because we aren't descendents of neanderthals (mixed breeding yeah, but that's only in some). It's like it followed a branch, and then combined branches at some points to make it look like a direct line.

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u/LukeyLeukocyte Feb 01 '25

If you are tracking the path of one species, this is actually how it would look, though; it is just one branch isolated. There is literally only one path for humans, or any species.

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u/Mydogsblackasshole Feb 01 '25

No shit, but any one organism will be basically a ladder when tracing back

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u/Ryanaston Feb 01 '25

Wild that it took over 3 billion years to get to a fucking worm and then less than a billion from there to what we are now.

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u/Epsilon_Music Feb 01 '25

Forty six and two ahead me

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u/JGandMG Feb 01 '25

I rarely give up votes, but I had to for the fantastic TOOL reference

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u/Snoo_67548 Feb 01 '25

Pretty sure we just become boneless blobs in floating chairs as predicted by Wall-E.

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u/DryTap2188 Feb 01 '25

Let’s go back to the fish days, my ankles hurt on land

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u/Shermans_ghost1864 Feb 01 '25

Cool! Where can I find a hi-res version?

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u/peter-bone Feb 01 '25

Annoying that the image resolution isn't quite high enough to read all the text.

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u/badmanner66 Feb 01 '25

A friendly reminder that we did not evolve from modern apes

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u/BrodaciousD Feb 02 '25

Nah magic man in sky lol

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u/Upbeat-Original-7137 Feb 01 '25

Because some dumbass unicelluar life became multicellular I have to now wake up super early and pay taxes

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u/falseprofit-s Feb 01 '25

And we wound up at a 40 hour work week, damn

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u/Numerous_Shake_3570 Feb 01 '25

everyone of us has a straight ancestry that goes all the way to the top of the image! 4billion years of everything working out and yet i manage to be single since 29 years...

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u/koolaidismything Feb 01 '25

The last part on future humans.. with how convenient everything is becoming I wonder what happens to our bigger brains if we get used to not using them for anything complex anymore. That’s a sad thought. What got us to the point of the ultimate ease in getting questions answered.. complex computing, may be what ends up dumbing us down to a point we can’t survive.

As each of those massive steps came into play in evolution survival was an everyday struggle. Only the most clever species survived long enough to evolve. Now… it’s way different. It starts going backwards? Some evolutionary scientists have to have a theory on that one I need to google around a bit and see what the going one is on that for now. Hopefully no going backwards.

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u/torrso Feb 02 '25

There's no reason for us to evolve into the kind of athletic superdude in the last picture.

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u/Responsible-Funny337 Feb 01 '25

You know, no species on earth is more evolved than anything else. A human is as evolved as a turtle, or a mosquito. Every multicellular organism comes from LUCA (Last Universal Common Ancestor).

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u/YeetMcDuggy Feb 01 '25

I can't wait to turn into a brown silhouette with a very large question mark

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u/ReplacementMoney6366 Feb 02 '25

We are just vehicles to get food for the bacteria that live in our stomach. Free will is an illusion created by the bacteria.

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u/Deep-Business219 Feb 02 '25

After 4 billion years of evolution, it’s sad we invented the idea of divine creator only in last 3000 years. This is I guess Homo sapiens crowning achievement.

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u/MeanEstablishment499 Feb 02 '25

Naw this is too scientific and based on too many facts. The Bible says God put Adam and Eve on the earth and created the first humans, duh.

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u/Martrebyor Feb 02 '25

But why is there still monkeys?

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u/sloany16 Feb 01 '25

Due to the amount of back hair I have…I’m pretty sure my lineage skipped a step!

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u/trikstarexe Feb 01 '25

We could've stopped around here and saved us from two girls one cup.

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u/LoudBoulder Feb 01 '25

If two girls one cup is the worst depravity of humanity you have come across online you should count your blessings.

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u/Legal-Ad906 Feb 01 '25

Monkey Fish Frog

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u/FunkyBoil Feb 01 '25

Well it worked because I'd absolutely kick this guy's ass.

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u/ShouldaBennaBaller Feb 01 '25

Mel Gibson ain’t feelin’ it.

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u/raymundo_holding Feb 01 '25

Where does religion fit in all of this? 😂

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u/The_Sleestak Feb 01 '25

We are Devo

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u/Necessary_Ant_5592 Feb 01 '25

How come the last guy isn’t staring into his phone?

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u/One-Swordfish60 Feb 01 '25

Any Star Trek Voyager fans know that as this graph keeps going the peak evolutionary form actually looks like one of the lizards in the middle.

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u/BrodyRedflower Feb 01 '25

as a person with a huge interest in palaeontology this image is quite misleading so imma have to correct some of this * flatworms (phylum Platyhelminthes) are a separate lineage of protostome animals * cephalaspis was part of a branch of jawless fish close to but not descended from the placodermi * a lot of this i won’t even bother pointing out because most of them are separate lineages that diverged from human ancestry (eg. repenomammus, coelacanths)

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u/TheFiireRises Feb 01 '25

Yooo is that a melon?!

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u/TrumpDesWillens Feb 01 '25

Do you think the guy in the beginning is proud of us?

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u/pensink60 Feb 01 '25

No, it was Jesus! Had to be

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u/LumplessWaffleBatter Feb 01 '25

No, it was Allah.  Allah is the only true God.

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u/pensink60 Feb 02 '25

That’s blasphemy! I declare war on you now. Let the crusades BEGINNNNN!!!! 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

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u/LumplessWaffleBatter Feb 02 '25

Is it going to be a problem if I'm in Oklahoma 

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u/pensink60 Feb 02 '25

Well send you a car (compliments of the Jews)

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

Well, then the U.S. has developed, because they have mastered the smaller brains.

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u/BreakfastFuzzy6602 Feb 01 '25

This will soon be scrubbed by the new ministry of truth

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u/Lucasddst Feb 01 '25

Life was so much easier when I was a fish

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u/Ultimate_Genius Feb 01 '25

I absolutely love how each time jump is smaller from the last, so the first time jump is like >300,000,000 years and the last time jump is only 160,000

it really shows the bias in our fossil record and labeling patterns

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u/DNA_4billion_years Feb 01 '25

My username feels vindicated by this post

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u/VoldemortsHorcrux Feb 01 '25

What's the common ancestor with my dog though

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u/mp5-r1 Feb 01 '25

I can't read anything about evolution without Mr. Garrison's coming to mind.

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u/MasterChief813 Feb 01 '25

Ah shit the GOP is about to ban reddit after this post

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u/Phresh-Jive Feb 01 '25

But Mel Gibson says “we were created!”

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u/zebbersVT Feb 01 '25

I like the look of that armoured wombat looking fella at 230 Ma. I’d be happy enough to go back to that.

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u/Ok_Interest_9006 Feb 01 '25

And the republicans have us walking backwards now.

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u/OneWomanCult Feb 01 '25

Can't wait for the updated version showing the downhill slide starting around, oh I dunno, probably 2016ish.

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u/Absolute-Nobody0079 Feb 01 '25

This should be humbling to all of us.

It shouldn't be too hard to accept we are not that special....riiiiight???

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u/NYCSon23 Feb 01 '25

Can’t read any of that = 2.7K upvotes.

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u/Working_Dependent560 Feb 01 '25

Someone needs tell Mel Gibson

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u/vidkunolsen Feb 01 '25

Remind me in 1 million years

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u/Carrysarealbigstick Feb 01 '25

Now which one of those fucking assholes decided to crawl out of the water and start walking around on land cause I’m holding that fucker responsible for all bullshit we humans have to endure like paying bills and waging wars.

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u/linuxunix Feb 02 '25

Wheres the ark? /s

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u/FunSuccess4424 Feb 02 '25

So I got to pay bills because of prokaryotes?

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u/King_Krong Feb 02 '25

I was a peach once?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

From dirt!

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u/reviery_official Feb 02 '25

I'd like to go back to the grey dude in the middle. Looks chill. Bonus: milk glands!

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 Feb 02 '25

Or just watch Lindsay Nikole and her "History of Life on Earth... That we know of" series on YouTube. She does great work. Love her videos. True comfort YouTuber.

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u/redditrookie1234 Feb 02 '25

Wow, wish I could read the print looks interesting

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u/edddietk Feb 02 '25

Oh gosh! I really dislike this kind of 'evolution in line' illustration neither the way the info was assembled. It's so misleading. I'm pretty sure no biologist was consulted.

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u/Traditional-Yam-6496 Feb 02 '25

All that just to end up working a 9-5 😩

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u/attemptedactor Feb 02 '25

Well this is super misleading. It’s a nice image but the vast majority of these entries are either an unconfirmed relation or a cousin that we are NOT descended from.

For example COELACANTH. Nobody has ever said they’re a direct relation. They are a fish that is a closer cousin than other fish.

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u/sharks-arent-dogs Feb 03 '25

That's me - third on the right.

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u/Thedrunner2 Feb 01 '25

“Why do they call you homo erectus?”

Looks down.

“Oh dear. Can you please put that away,”

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u/Mocha22_ Feb 01 '25

Can we go back to where we dont pay taxes?

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u/LukeyLeukocyte Feb 01 '25

You won't like it. I promise.

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