r/interestingasfuck • u/Significant_Snow_718 • 29d ago

/r/all Chick with genetic defect

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u/Altruistic-Resort-56 29d ago

Keep it alive to have an almost griffin

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u/Miesnieks1171 29d ago

And reproduce its genetic code to make more

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u/SnooCompliments3781 29d ago

More.

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u/DudeBroMan13 29d ago edited 28d ago

And bigger

Edit: Why does this have so many upvotes?

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u/DougieBuddha 29d ago

And stronger

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u/Meecus570 29d ago

And faster

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u/KevM689 29d ago

And sexier

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

I thought we were gonna start singing Daft Punk. I was wrong.

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u/Kennadian 29d ago

We could try one more time?

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u/JFSOCC 29d ago

one more time?

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u/Kennadian 29d ago

We're gonna celebrate

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u/Efficient-Cicada-124 29d ago

Oh yeah all right

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u/3six5 29d ago

Same.

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u/driving_andflying 29d ago

Work it, make it,

Do it, makes us,

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u/Top-Avocado-592 29d ago

Harder, Better,

Faster, stronger

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u/KevM689 29d ago

sexier

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u/BraveHeartoftheDawn 29d ago

🎶 Harder, better, faster, stronger 🎶

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u/Brentolio12 29d ago

And same’er

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u/Shot-Needleworker175 29d ago

Sometimes we DO get nice things

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Szerepjatekos 29d ago

It's the boomer version Deft Punk

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

Made me snort

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u/HentaTentacleMonster 29d ago

You were SO tragically wrong.

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

To the point it was enjoyable lol.

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u/Oppowitt 29d ago

Learn to expect such disturbing disappointments, you are on the reddit my friend, it is the way of things here.

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

They started after my post am in shock. Well, they tried lol.

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u/Buddy-Lov 29d ago

And I was leaning towards the Bionic Man.

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

We're both right.

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u/dr-doom-jr 29d ago

I was thinking rammstein but in english 😔

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

Omfg that never crossed my mind. I love it.

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u/Hurricaneshand 29d ago

That guy definitely got harder though

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u/spacemanspliff-42 29d ago

We're up all night to get clucking

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u/AzraelChaosEater 29d ago

It's reddits version.

They had to drop one of the words to imply it being fuckable and they decided they want a flaccid fast sex machine.

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

Stop being right, I don't like it.

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u/AzraelChaosEater 29d ago

Nah. I like being right too much.

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u/chickenlogic 28d ago

Fitter.

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u/Rezaelia713 28d ago

The magic is already gone, chickenlogic!

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u/chickenlogic 28d ago

Happier.

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u/Rannek6 29d ago

My name is Giovanni Giorgo…

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 29d ago

I mean..."and harder" sounds worse than "and sexier" when you've been on the internet too long.

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u/Nein-Toed 29d ago

This should be news around the world

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 28d ago

Co-co-co-combo breaker!

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u/DangNearRekdit 29d ago

Uhh sir, this is Reddit

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

Uhh ma'am, it could have gone any way.

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u/Duo-lava 29d ago

He did say harder, but you n a different way

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

How is sexier harder?!?

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u/Duo-lava 29d ago

What is sexy makes you harder, going faster, stronger longer.

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

I literally can't disagree with you.

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u/LogCapable2240 29d ago

You sir, you win

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u/captandy170 29d ago

Stop. This is how horror movies come to life

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u/mexican2554 29d ago

Sexy horror movies

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u/BwidishBween 29d ago

r/angryupvote take my upvote and leave

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u/Amkao-Herios 29d ago

I can't wait to see irl launchpad mcquack

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u/PortlyWarhorse 29d ago

Just imagine Howard the Duck, but now he's Quasimodo and has a plane.

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u/Flippytheweirdone 29d ago

sexy chicks, i like the sound of that

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u/dawr136 29d ago

The first chicken ever to experience doggie

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u/Insertgameboard 29d ago

That's enough internet for you today

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u/PickHaunting4554 29d ago

And my Axe!

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u/Will_Come_For_Food 29d ago

And hornier…

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u/slothxaxmatic 29d ago

And my axe!

...No?

Sorry.....

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

and tastier

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u/UOENO611 29d ago

And angrier

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u/catalys-trigger 29d ago

What a Terrible die to be literate

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u/siltandsqualor 29d ago

And my axe!

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u/Ithinkso85 29d ago

Lmao why ruin a good thing going?!??😂😂😂😂😂😂

Angry upvote unlocked

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u/kansas_slim 29d ago

And my axe

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u/MentalUproar 29d ago

I had to explain rule 34 to my mother the other day. So thanks for that, internet. This is exactly fucking why.

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u/UBT400 29d ago

hol’up

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u/Classic-Judgment-196 29d ago

Please don't be a zoo

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u/maybeshali 29d ago

"-ier"?

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u/RepairBudget 29d ago

And my axe.

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u/Shrodu 29d ago

Anthro griffin girls NOW!!!!!

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u/PehleAap 29d ago

We are here to confiscate your browsing history. Don't resist.

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u/neril_7 29d ago

And... wait what?

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u/Kutsumann 29d ago

And my ax

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u/knigg2 28d ago

And my axe!

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u/bronxxodigital 27d ago

And my axe

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u/Chaco1221 29d ago

With freaking laser beams on their backs

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u/willkos23 29d ago

With more beaks

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u/BoraBora_Clout 29d ago

The next generation of the chicken species is living in my backyard

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u/GalGadorks 29d ago

And crispier

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u/Wampus_Cat_ 29d ago

And better

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u/PiddelAiPo 29d ago

Birderrrr...

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u/NoWishbone1566 29d ago

And mix it with bald eagle dna

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u/murphguy1124 29d ago

More than ever

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u/beardownformidtermss 29d ago

He’s the first member of the DK crew!

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u/DasMo19 29d ago

This is Honigbrot be a remarkable steed.

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u/Syro_Mewtwo 29d ago

And richer

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u/N-Freak 29d ago

And harder

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u/icookandiknowthngs 28d ago

The world's first 6Millon Dollar ,um, Chicken

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u/wastedspejs 29d ago

Scooterrrr!

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u/EstablishmentWarm 29d ago

A new Monster Hunter game is just released. I don't want this stuff in my reality.

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u/FeeNo3334 29d ago

And hornier

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u/DasHounds 29d ago

[KFC has entered the chat]

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u/glitterballxoxo 29d ago

And harder

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u/BAMDaddy 29d ago

And tastier

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u/Lukamatete 29d ago

Fourth coment rule

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u/DudeBroMan13 29d ago

Not everyone got the memo it seems

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u/TinFoilBeanieTech 29d ago

Do you want dinosaurs? Because this is how you get dinosaur

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u/SwedishPrime 29d ago

This just sounds like a farmer overdosing on gmo saying ”hypothetically if we made them have four legs would it no increase profits?”

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u/motheroffurkids 28d ago

And BIGGER YET, so it will hunt humans! Mwuahhahaha!

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u/A_Thing_or_Two 28d ago

Because after this it went NC-17…

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u/callmekennith 28d ago

Because GRIFFONS!

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u/TRADER-101 29d ago

Four bigger chicken wings instead of two. Sounds legit.

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u/Vooshka 29d ago

*interested KFC noises intensifies

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u/smolSEB 29d ago

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u/technicolordreams 28d ago

Awww I thought I was the first.

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u/LordEscanorSin 28d ago

All fun and games until they really evolve!

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u/smokeysubwoofer 29d ago

More chicken wings