r/interestingasfuck • u/Significant_Snow_718 • 29d ago

/r/all Chick with genetic defect

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u/Altruistic-Resort-56 29d ago

Keep it alive to have an almost griffin

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u/Miesnieks1171 29d ago

And reproduce its genetic code to make more

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u/SnooCompliments3781 29d ago

More.

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u/DudeBroMan13 29d ago edited 28d ago

And bigger

Edit: Why does this have so many upvotes?

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u/DougieBuddha 29d ago

And stronger

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u/Meecus570 29d ago

And faster

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u/KevM689 29d ago

And sexier

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

I thought we were gonna start singing Daft Punk. I was wrong.

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u/Kennadian 29d ago

We could try one more time?

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u/JFSOCC 29d ago

one more time?

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u/Kennadian 29d ago

We're gonna celebrate

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u/Efficient-Cicada-124 29d ago

Oh yeah all right

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u/PunchlineHaveMLKise 27d ago

We're gonna celebrate

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u/Happy_Veggie 26d ago

One more time

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u/3six5 29d ago

Same.

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u/driving_andflying 29d ago

Work it, make it,

Do it, makes us,

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u/Top-Avocado-592 29d ago

Harder, Better,

Faster, stronger

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u/KevM689 29d ago

sexier

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u/phadewilkilu 29d ago

Are we trying to fuck a chicken now?

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u/Lytharon 29d ago

I think they are trying to make the chicken fuckable first.

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u/Interloper4Life 29d ago

DO NOT THE CHICKEN

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u/HerrStruppi 29d ago

NO CHICKEN DOING

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u/eggsontoast01 28d ago

Do the griffin

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

Look, you disappointed me, while fulfilling my expectations at the same time. It's a beautifully awful thing.

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u/BraveHeartoftheDawn 29d ago

🎶 Harder, better, faster, stronger 🎶

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u/Brentolio12 29d ago

And same’er

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u/Shot-Needleworker175 29d ago

Sometimes we DO get nice things

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Szerepjatekos 29d ago

It's the boomer version Deft Punk

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

Made me snort

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u/HentaTentacleMonster 29d ago

You were SO tragically wrong.

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

To the point it was enjoyable lol.

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u/Oppowitt 29d ago

Learn to expect such disturbing disappointments, you are on the reddit my friend, it is the way of things here.

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

They started after my post am in shock. Well, they tried lol.

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u/Buddy-Lov 29d ago

And I was leaning towards the Bionic Man.

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

We're both right.

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u/dr-doom-jr 29d ago

I was thinking rammstein but in english 😔

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

Omfg that never crossed my mind. I love it.

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u/Hurricaneshand 29d ago

That guy definitely got harder though

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u/spacemanspliff-42 29d ago

We're up all night to get clucking

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u/AzraelChaosEater 29d ago

It's reddits version.

They had to drop one of the words to imply it being fuckable and they decided they want a flaccid fast sex machine.

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

Stop being right, I don't like it.

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u/AzraelChaosEater 29d ago

Nah. I like being right too much.

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u/chickenlogic 28d ago

Fitter.

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u/Rezaelia713 28d ago

The magic is already gone, chickenlogic!

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u/chickenlogic 28d ago

Happier.

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u/Rannek6 29d ago

My name is Giovanni Giorgo…

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 29d ago

I mean..."and harder" sounds worse than "and sexier" when you've been on the internet too long.

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u/Nein-Toed 29d ago

This should be news around the world

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 28d ago

Co-co-co-combo breaker!

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u/DangNearRekdit 29d ago

Uhh sir, this is Reddit

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

Uhh ma'am, it could have gone any way.

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u/Duo-lava 29d ago

He did say harder, but you n a different way

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

How is sexier harder?!?

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u/Duo-lava 29d ago

What is sexy makes you harder, going faster, stronger longer.

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u/Rezaelia713 29d ago

I literally can't disagree with you.

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