r/interestingasfuck • u/Significant_Snow_718 • 29d ago

/r/all Chick with genetic defect

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u/Neuromonada 29d ago

Breed it long enough and we have chicken Centipede. Trust me, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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u/1GreenDude 29d ago

Didn't that happen in the turbo animated series? A businessman combined the DNA of chickens and millipedes to create chickens that have 100 legs and that way he could have a hundred drums per chicken.

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u/Brand-O-Matic 29d ago

That got me thinking of a Squidbillies episode. Been a while so I can't remember the character's name, but he was genetically modifying chickens to grow fatter with more legs, featherless, no head, and produce their own blue cheese or ranch. Something like that, but I thought it was hilarious. The guy from Turbo and the Squidbillies guy should join forces and who knows what amazing chicken creation they can come up with. Lol

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u/ObsequiumMetuant 29d ago

Dan Halen- where he modified the chickens to be nothing but wings, and in the end they also squirted their own dipping sauce

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u/Brand-O-Matic 28d ago

Yep, that's it! Like I said, it's been a long time since I've seen it so the details were a bit fuzzy, but it was funny as hell. That show was rediculous in such a good way.

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u/EvenPack7461 28d ago

Me and my friend watched that on shrooms back in the day. My buddy got so grossed out he puked.

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u/Broviet22 29d ago

I think their name was Dan Halen.

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u/prismatic_snail 29d ago

Dystopian novel Oryx and Crake had those too

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u/Possible-Point-2597 29d ago

Man this is genius, chickens with 4 legs this is the future, bro you could sell the specie to KFC

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u/BodaXcab 29d ago

4 legs? You'd have to catch it first

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u/Careful-Resource-182 29d ago

that makes you qualified to be a US government department head

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u/YPVidaho 29d ago

I was thinking cross it with an cassowary! Imagine a 4-legged monster like that chasing folks around.

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 29d ago

I'm a spokesman for the Trump administration.. I think we could use someone like you on our team. How would you like to be head of all science for the United States of America?

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u/lizardmocha 27d ago

Chickopeed

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u/LennyLennsen 29d ago

soon enough, a staple menu item at every sports bar