r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/Dawildpep 18d ago

Damn.. didn’t realize they had claws like that

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u/Thunder2250 18d ago edited 17d ago

Their claws are the real scary bit. Yes they kick like mad cunts and you'd consider it lucky to come off with a broken rib, but they are liable to straight up gut you standing. That was the part of them we were taught to be wary of as kids.

Worse still you can imagine, is copping a kick then it pounces and you end up cosplaying Captain Mifune in Matrix Revolutions. Happened to a woman in Victoria a while back I think.

The video of the guy squaring up the roo to save his dog. Clench my teeth any time I see it. Like absolutely fuck that.

Edit: As a disclaimer of sorts, it's not as though they hunt people. Generally if you find a roo anywhere near civilisation they'll be on the docile side and hop away or be friendly. We had a patch of bush across my old office with a pack(?) of them that would let people sit near and pat them. You'd have to really try to get into a situation where any of the above happens. In saying that, don't fuck with them especially if you're out bush.

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u/T8ortots 18d ago

Found the Aussie

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u/hal4264 18d ago

Lol that’s the first thing I thought as well after reading “taught to be wary of as kids”

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u/T8ortots 18d ago

"kick like mad cunts" didn't tip you off?

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u/RedOctobyr 17d ago

They might just be Scottish.

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u/smellyjerk 17d ago

"Copping" is super aussie.

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u/Silmarilius 17d ago

Unless you're copping off with a slag, then you could be a Brit

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u/RedOctobyr 17d ago

Plus, you know, the whole "them growing up with kangaroos" thing. I was attempting a little joke :)