r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/Dawildpep 18d ago

Damn.. didn’t realize they had claws like that

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u/Thunder2250 18d ago edited 18d ago

Their claws are the real scary bit. Yes they kick like mad cunts and you'd consider it lucky to come off with a broken rib, but they are liable to straight up gut you standing. That was the part of them we were taught to be wary of as kids.

Worse still you can imagine, is copping a kick then it pounces and you end up cosplaying Captain Mifune in Matrix Revolutions. Happened to a woman in Victoria a while back I think.

The video of the guy squaring up the roo to save his dog. Clench my teeth any time I see it. Like absolutely fuck that.

Edit: As a disclaimer of sorts, it's not as though they hunt people. Generally if you find a roo anywhere near civilisation they'll be on the docile side and hop away or be friendly. We had a patch of bush across my old office with a pack(?) of them that would let people sit near and pat them. You'd have to really try to get into a situation where any of the above happens. In saying that, don't fuck with them especially if you're out bush.

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u/Sargentrock 18d ago

Real question: are they just...everywhere? I've seen the crossing signs (and the one hit by a car in "Talk to Me") and have been curious ever since if they are just like giant squirrels or something and you see them in neighborhoods and suburbs, or is it really only farther out in rural areas?

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u/nomoreteathx 18d ago

They can be found in some suburban areas but the vast majority of Australians will basically never see a kangaroo anywhere but a zoo. In rural and regional areas they're far more common, and if you live on a farm then you fucking hate them.

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u/nomoreteathx 18d ago

Sure, I'd say most Australians could drive less than an hour and see a kangaroo, any highway will do, but that's not the question that was asked. In ordinary day-to-day life the majority of Australians are not ever going to see a kangaroo hopping around their suburb, 65% of us live in capital cities (40% of us in Sydney and Melbourne alone), and most of the rest live on the coast. It's not how foreigners think it is.

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u/nomoreteathx 18d ago

Again, the vast majority of Australians are metro, 90% of us live in cities and not in rural or regional areas, and the fact you don't like it doesn't change reality. The questioner asked whether kangaroos were as common in Australia as squirrels are in the US, and they absolutely aren't.

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u/ddraig-au 18d ago

But you're not the other half of Australians. Nearly all of us live in cities, and only those in the outer suburbs might see the occasional kangaroo. Rural Australians are a tiny fraction of the population.