r/interestingasfuck 16d ago

/r/all Why yo my dino nuggets spinning?

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u/Muthafuckaaaaa 16d ago

It's a dynostripper

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u/dabunny21689 16d ago

Stripposaurus, I think is the preferred term nowadays

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u/GachaHell 16d ago

This man knows his poleontology.

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u/Wizard_Hatz 16d ago

God I wish free awards were still around. I actually apologize for being broke, but I love you.

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u/Lawndemon 16d ago

I love when the best threads start from something stupid like spinning tendies.

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 16d ago

That and you have gifted me with the word "tendies".

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u/Creeperstormer 16d ago

You've never heard it?

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 15d ago

I don’t think so and I’m a long time fan of them

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u/MechanicalTurkish 16d ago

spinning tendies

What’s not shown is the Doppler effect as it spins.

REEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

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u/AM_Hofmeister 16d ago

Ey those ain't trendies them's nugs

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u/fortissimohawk 16d ago

Same, same, and same.

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u/thewolfboy9 16d ago

I vote for awards for threads like this. This is gold right here

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u/mordorqueen42 16d ago

Now I'm angry because I want to steal this amazing pun but it's never going to come up ever again in my life

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u/Useful_Low_3669 16d ago

Get a tattoo of it

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u/trefoil589 16d ago

Life, uh, Finds a way.

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u/Vincent_VanAdultman 16d ago

Bravo 👏🏻

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u/Fyrentenemar 16d ago

Porneontology

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u/OlriK15 16d ago

Underrated

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u/Cagey898 16d ago

Rex Worker is actually the more polite term.

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u/ExRockstar 16d ago

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u/maraudered 16d ago

Rexona!!!!!

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u/LeNomReal 15d ago

You don’t have to put on the red light!

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u/Rex_Laso 16d ago

My sons name is also Rex Worker

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u/kkeut 16d ago

we need more Rex Worker license plates in the gift shop. repeat, we are sold out of Rex Worker license plates

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u/Radarker 16d ago

Poor thing

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u/kkeut 16d ago

not all Rex Workers are Stripposaurs

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u/theonewhoknockwurst 16d ago

Tyrannawhorus

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u/hugswithnoconsent 16d ago

Take my angry upvote dad.

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u/OlriK15 16d ago

Okay I said another comment was underrated but this is the GOAT

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u/SnooFlake 16d ago

Pole-ite*

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u/mknsky 15d ago

Rex work is real work

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u/Railroad-gamer 15d ago

Rex work is real work!

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u/jjillf 15d ago

Just woke my husband with a Dino-worthy snort. 😂🦖

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u/Kittiikamii 15d ago

I just choked on my water and almost died see you in court

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u/afterparty05 15d ago

Wooooow that’s amazing

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u/Lexsteel11 16d ago

Extinct unfortunately- majestic beasts struck down by a giant ball of cocaine from the sky…

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u/Im_eating_that 16d ago

...she beasted boobily to the pole, and slidded downward

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 16d ago

Has this meme spread beyond /r/fantasy now

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u/metompkin 16d ago

Some say it was the biggest crack rock ever.

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u/Common-Macaron1407 16d ago

You have me absolutely dead in laughter 🤣🤣🤣 oh my god I haven’t laughed so hard at a string of Reddit replies

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u/Mrlin705 16d ago

Better than a strippopotamus

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u/AssumeTheFetal 15d ago

She has a name guys.

Probably.

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u/HyperbolicSoup 16d ago

Where are the upvotes lol

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u/gt500thelegend 16d ago

What a wrecks

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u/The_Safe_For_Work 16d ago

From the Lewdascious Period.

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u/Low_Rest_5595 15d ago

Flexalotapus

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u/bigSTUdazz 16d ago

Poleasaurus

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u/Legionof1 16d ago

Plesiosaur

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u/UglyWoods 16d ago

friend, this is a Paleodancer

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u/EmphasisFew 16d ago

That’s just dynasty

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u/kingOofgames 16d ago

Dang next Jurassic park sounds crazy. The Jurassic Strip?

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u/micromoses 16d ago edited 16d ago

No, it’s a dinostripper. A dynostripper is one that generates electric current from a moving magnetic field.

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u/ThePuceGuardian 16d ago

Rex gon' give it to ya.

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u/Impressive-Step290 16d ago

It couldn't find the pole

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u/FirstMiddleLass 16d ago

Is this what sexy is now?

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u/FlattopJr 16d ago

What a time to be alive

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u/goblinmarketeer 16d ago

I read this sung to "Final Countdown" by Europe

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u/mlkmandan4 16d ago

qu'est-ce que c'est

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u/SandersSol 16d ago

Is your username a Black Dynamite reference?

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u/ProcedureForeign7281 15d ago

That’s gold!

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u/encryptoferia 15d ago

why I read this with melody of Dino saucer **insert saxophone sound here**

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 15d ago

Is it already naked or not?