r/interestingasfuck • u/Pepper_Kalaki • 16d ago

/r/all Why yo my dino nuggets spinning?

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 16d ago

I'm afraid.

I'm not. Light me up yall

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u/videogamePGMER 15d ago

IN THE FAAAAACE!!!

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u/Farren246 15d ago

Oops! Wrong gun again. That's the third time this week! We're running out of people to deputise!

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Ok but what does the gun shoot the nuggets with? Buckshot? Slugs? Pellets??

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u/GenericNameWasTaken 15d ago

BBQ sauce, of course.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Sorry, I’m American. Can you say that in terms of firearms?

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u/GenericNameWasTaken 15d ago

Okay, so think of a Super Soaker H20ps with a reinforced air chamber and barrel for additional pressure to accommodate the increased viscosity of using BBQ sauce as ammo instead of water. I recommend Memphis style for the reduced recoil. While Eastern NC has further reduced recoil, it is prone to jamming.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Mm that sounds good. I’ll have that.

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u/throwaway3402385 15d ago

It's buckshot made of edible paintball style pellets of bbq sauce. Delicious.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Non lethal ammunition that becomes lethal if you take to many of them to the guy, got it.